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maybe another rant.......

by: BROWNIE 3/26/00 11:59 pm

So I thought this was a message board. Oh, Lord how I was mistaken. It is obviously a place to fight with each other about the "game that isn't a game". REDICULOUS. Stop it please. If you want to fight about it fight about it on the phone or when you see each other. I mean seriously, why does everyone suck? Here are some examples of sucking.
Kelly (first time victim)..All I have against her is that in message 65 she refers to herself in the third person. I hate it when people do that. Does everyone at your fancy "far away school" talk like that. If so, why isn't the murder rate there higher?
Lisa..Sorry sweetie, I have to. Why do you sign your name "Lis" instead of "Lisa"? I don't sign mine "Browni" or "Mar". Please let me know.
Aaaaarona....Please stop stealing Lisa's "a" and using it to make your name an extra letter long. She cries at night because of you.
Frow...god dammit.
Rob....Glad to see the new pictures you put up. Oh wait, what I meant to say was.....You know the rest.
Dick....God or Buddah or Allah or whoever you worship is trying to tell you that you only deserve one leg. So save yourself some pain and just cut the fucking thing off.
Alicia..Can someone tell me how she is possible?
I guess that's about all for now. Please don't flip out.
WANNA KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY????
That's right midgets.
Another question, is it strange that even though I do a good retard impression, I am very scared of them. I don't know why but whenever one is around, well first I laugh of course. But then I won't take my eyes off them for fear of being attacked. I don't think that is normal. If they were dingos, then yes, it would be normal. But they're retarded people. What will they do, drool on me?? Any helpful hints will be appreciated. Does anyone else suffer from this?
And then there are the cripples. Sonofabitch, now those are some funny fucking people. Want to know a good joke to play on a quadrapalegic(sp?)?? First you stick a broom handle in the spokes of their wheelchair and then when they're laying there on the ground getting soaked in their piss and saliva, you shave and cut the tail off of their helper monkey. OH MY GOD!!!! You'll be laughing forever. And don't worry about getting arrested, they can't fucking move. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
WARNING THIS NEXT PART MIGH OFFEND PEOPLE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER I'M NOT A RACIST, I'M JUST WONDERING IF....
CHINESE people make fun of my round eyes and white skin.
JEWS make fun of the fact that I can't add really big numbers quickly.
INDIANS(feathers) make fun of me because I don't drink or ride horses and my house isn't made out of an animal's hide.
BLACKS make fun of me because I eat pizza all the time and I have a job and don't smoke crack with hookers.
INDIANS(dots) make fun of me because I don't talk really fast and I don't smell like I clean dumpsters for a living.
SOUTHERNERS make fun of me because I can write this message unassisted and then read it as well and I don't date family members.
GAYS(male) make fun of me because I like pussy on my dick, face, or any other part of my body.
LESBIANS make fun of me because I don't use a strap-on and smell like fish.
AARONS make fun of me for having so few a's in my name.
Whatever, I guess I'm done. I love you all. Fuck you all.
Brownie

Uncuntcerned

by: Funk Dogg 4/3/00 12:34 am

Hey all, it's about time to try and make you guys laugh again and then get no respect or blow jobs for my work. But anyway.....
CONCERNED CITIZEN: If you're so concerned, why the hell are you at Rob's site. Go fuck yourself, but first lick my balls. Also tell your mom I'm on my way and I don't want your grandma to watch this time.
FROW DOG: You got ripped off with that whole "not being in the bible" thing.
ALICIA: Stop touching the weasels there, you're not really making them happy. They're hiring a lawyer as I write this.
LISA PFEIL: Frow has been crying lately, please give it up.
ROB: SURVEY SAYS............GOOK.
RICH: Maybe you should look into getting a peg leg and a parrot. I'm just saying that "Slant Eye the Pirate" sounds damn cool.
CUPID: Tattoo idea for you. A deep fryer on your shoulder.
AARON: Let's face it, you want that brunette. You know the one. She goes to HIV-U with you. To get her listen to Tone Loc and get some funky cold madena.(sp?)
MATTY: Not important enough.
KELLY: How much for pictures of your stuff on Lisa's face. I'd ask her but you might actually want some money.

**NEW FEATURE**
Words of wisdom: "No fat chicks."

**Old Feature**
Pointless story:
So there's this donkey. A fairly attractive donkey, but the thing is, no matter what he does he can't get the chicks. He's just not smooth enough. He's always pissed because, well, you know, he can't "fire the cannon". Then he meets a lovely boy named Matt File from New Nedab. He tells Matt his problem and asks for some advice. This is when Matt File from New Nedab notices that the donkey has human hands.................I think you all can finish the story.
bye