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| God's contest by: BROWNIE 4/19/00 2:57 pm Here are some of the things that a priest might say. Example 1. So why do you think that God gave those stoopers such fine pieces of ass as Kelly, Lisa, and Alicia? Meanwhile, I, one of his messengers, has to nail little Tommy Johnson on the altar. Example 2. I pee in the holy wine and then bless my Jack Daniels for myself. Example 3. Hey fellow priests, cards and hookers like last weekend right? Example 4. I lick all the hosts before mass. That is about all for me for now. I am going to go home so I can write a paper. Peace y'all Brownie. |
| Pee like OJ??? by: BROWNIE 4/27/00 9:39 am So anyway, who's got balls enough to put a fucking Superman logo on his car. I FEAR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! *regroups* Okay so Kelly tells me to devote an entire post making fun of Aaron. But the bitch of it is that I don't know anything about him really. He is very mysterious. I didn't even know his last name was Korte until 4-22-00. I didn't know his sister was Julie. Yeah!! You know the one, the one that Rob's dating, or not dating, or tasting, or fucking on Aaron's bed while he's not home. **note to Aaron: WASH SHEETS!** I even got to see her that same Saturday and had no idea who she was. Then we get to Hank's and I start hearing all these stories which I was never told I guess because I wasn't really around when they happened. Oranges you say. What?!?!? Who said that? Anyway..I do know that if the only thing you say to Aaron is stuff about Rob and his baby sister hittin' it, he screams like a girl. It's pretty funny, try it. The other thing I heard is that Rob and wazzhername are louder than porno movies that are a house away. I didn't really get to see Julie that night but she looks more masculine than Rob and I bet I know who was screaming. Hey guess what's funny?? That's right, Cupid trying to jump the wooden rail at Ground Zero and not making it and falling on the ground. Don't believe me, just ask the Frow Dogg. We both witnessed it last night and it was hilarious. Hey Cupid, maybe you could rack yourself next time, that would be even funnier I bet. ******UPDATES***** 'Everyone should check out Undrew's new glasses, they're very nice. 'New fun game is poking Cupid's belly. 'Frow Dogg is one sweet piece of hair. 'I want Alicia 'What I meant was GODDAMMIT!! 'Rob has slanted yellow balls. 'SWM seeks brick to the head loving girl. 'Matty and Shanda sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Get it Cupid? 'Good news, in 8 years, Road Tar and the Buzzars of Doom will be wildly popular. 'Bad news, everyone will think that Frow and Alicia are married because they have the same last name. 'Hopefully she will be Alicia Brown by then though. 'Mike Atwood makes better webpages than Rob. 'Rob is better than me. 'Kelly is coming home. 'I'm cuming at Kelly's 'Lisa has boobs. 'And a butt. 'See you at Kelly's house Lisa. 'SYM (single yellow male) seeks SWF who tastes like pussy instead of fruit. 'Trust me SYM you do. 'SIM(indian) seeks DBF with 3 kids. 'I understand why. 'Stoop proprieter seeks secret of life. 'Brownie answers. 'You think like I fuck, too deeply. The secret is simple: Smile. 'Don't believe me, try it. Quit pondering life's great mysteries and FUCKING SMILE!!!!! 'Gotta go to class now 'FWM(funny) seeks understanding for lack of humor at 8:30 in the morning. PEACE NIGGAZ I'M OUT!! BROWNIE |
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