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| Okay Julie by: BROWNIE 4/28/00 12:45 am I never really run out of material. I was just repeating stories that amazed me and also probably put a smile on the face of others. Because really, I'm the giver of joy. I can't really make fun of you Julie because like you said I've never talked to you. Although apparently I have seen you and just did not realize it. Maybe you should chill with the Stoopers more often instead of just paging Rob. Because you see, no matter what us dorks are doing, he will stop and call you back. However, if you were there you could just tell him then and probably have a little extra laughter in your pocket from being around a ray of sunshine they call Brownie. But Rob says I must refrain from using you(in the posts-haha), and since it is his site, I will do just that. On the other hand anything I SAY while you're not around is completely fair. That is all for now. Brownie |
| I want to fuck Kelly by: BROWNIE 5/4/00 1:28 am Rob is the keeper of our beloved stoop, Kelly has boobs which do not droop. Matty has signed up to save the world, Rich will never see a naked girl. Frow has hair so lovely and soft, Pfeil is the master of jacking off. Alicia is a trophy I'd love to win, Sean will be there to hear of my sins. Aaron is so girly it's not even funny, Lisa should trade some sex for some money. Brian Stone is as crazy as a white Christmas dove. For my brotha Fat Charlie, nuttin' but love. We've had some laughs, sometimes until tears, We've had some ski, J in the B, and beers. As long as gambling is as fun for Rob's mom as fucking is for a rabbit, There will be a certain porch for us to inhabit. .......I guess it was my turn for a poem. Hope you like, if not don't read it and lick my dick. I should have put that before the poem I suppose. PEACE Brownie |
| GOD by: BROWNIE 8/12/00 4:36 pm Great, just fucking great. Not only is God a bitch but now he's also a faggot. I wonder if this could get any worse. The next thing we're all going to find out is that he's black and Jewish and retarded too. That would make God the scariest person in ever. Just imagine: a dumb, bitchy, black, Jewish, retarded faggot. And he'd probably speak Spanish. Satanism is looking better every day. And you know what else, he's probably Asian too. This just keeps getting worse. A dumb, bitchy, Spanish speaking, Asian-Nigger-Jew, who happens to be gay and retarded. The thought of such a being frightens me to the point of wanting to lock myself in a room with a gun in my hand and wolves guarding the door and bears guarding the wolves. And I want the bears to have flame-throwers and the wolves should have snake-guns. And the snakes that get shot out of the snake-guns should have explosive-arrows taped to their bodies and knives taped to the arrows. Besides I'm marrying Alicia or Ian. Peace I'm outta here. Brownie |
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