So i guess it's time for me to do something new on here...
and the first idea that came to my head is, "what about that damned book i'm writing?"
So for your reading pleasure i'm going to periodically post from different chapters in my novel, "The Stoop Chronicles." And you all are probably thinking, "a novel rob, you gonna finish it this time?" and my answer to you is, "Oh hell naw... do you know how imaginative and original you have to be to write a novel."
Well anyways, here's a bit from it.
Here's just a lil' bit from a story when we went to nebraska...
"Or maybe when, at 4 in the morning Ian, Matty, and Aaron think that it'd be a good idea to go to the adult book store down the street adn get some porno mags. So we all pool our money and me and Matty (w/ Aaron's I.D.) go down to the smut shop and get us some 3 packs of titty mags. We get back to the hotel, the sun peaking up over the horizon, the magazines stuffed down our pants, and no change. We get back to the room with out the mags in our hands, and we get, "So you wussed out, huh?" or something to the like, and we whip 'em out(the mags). That was like almost 20 bucks for a few hours of entertainment. We hid them under Aaron and Ian's mattress. I wonder who else beat off to those besides me... I mean.. well.. what i meant to say was "God Dammit!!!"
And a lil' more.. this is from our convention in Kansas City...
...Okay, so we're bringing our little "excursion" of Kansas City, KA to a close, and we're less than a block from our hotel. So here we are trekking up hill to the intersection where we'd make a left to get to the hotel, and I don't remember who said it, but it wasn't Matty, and it was to the effect of, "It's a left up here, right guys?" and matty's all like "No way, its a right." and we all stop and get into disagreeing and Matty finally says, "I know its a right here guys, if I'm worth anything in this world, and if you guys ever take my word again, its a right up here."
So we all just stand there gawking at what he just said, and we decide to commense our hike up this sloping street. We get to the intersection and look to the right and see the street continueing down into downtown KC and then we turn to the left, and low and behold, there's our hotel. A Holiday Inn, if my memory serves me right. But we all know how often that serves me...
That's just a little bit out of the book... oh, ok, thats a good portion of the book.
naw but really, those are just a few stories of the Stoop. I'll put more on in a bit... I'll just let you memorize these ones.