Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict.
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with
          him like anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has
           been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you know, I will be getting a
          chance to fly Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in India, my company has promised me that they
           will  process my Hara Patta.
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Hyderabad?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is Rs. 1000/- for a single room                         accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs.1/- = $ 100/-. Oh God! What about in Chennai, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than Rs. 7500/-. But my
           dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is you are client?
John : Reddy and Naidu Associates, a pure Indiancompany, specializing in Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really intelligent and unlikeAmerican            Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian companies  pay you in full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar,the most livable place in India, probably world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their  language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first language here at New York.
          At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in  Hindi and were quite impressed by my cent percent score
           in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as International  Language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you can see actors like,Hrithik, and all. Esselworld is also near toBollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure
            development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model of High-Tech City of
            Hyderabad.Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him.Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a Kurta Pyjama because they will think you are too         Indianised and may doubt you will ever come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get     rejected. But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to theVisa officer at Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.