Q:  HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A:  PUT HIM IN A ROUND ROOM AND TELL HIM TO SIT IN THE CORNER.

Q:  A SARDARJI GOING TO LONDON ON A PLANE, HOW CAN YOU STEAL HIS WINDOW  SEAT?
A:  TELL HIM THE SEATS THAT ARE GOING TO LONDON ARE ALL IN THE MIDDLE  ROW.

Q:  WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A SARDARJI THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A:  RUN LIKE HELL....HE'S GOT A HAND GRENADE IN HIS MOUTH.

Q: HOW DO YOU MAKE A SARDARJI LAUGH ON SATURDAY?
A:  TELL HIM A JOKE ON WEDNESDAY.

Q:  WHY DID THE SARDARJI STARE AT THE FROZEN JUICE CAN?
A:  BECAUSE IT SAID 'CONCENTRATE'.

Q:  HOW DO YOU CONFUSE A SARDARJI?
A:  YOU DON'T...THEY'RE BORN THAT WAY.

Q:  WHY CAN'T SARDARJIS MAKE ICE CUBES?
A:  THEY ALWAYS FORGET THE RECIPE.

Q:  HOW DID THE SARDARJI TRY TO KILL THE BIRD?
A:  HE THREW IT OFF A CLIFF

Q: WHY DID 18 SARDARJI'S GO TO A MOVIE?
A:  BECAUSE BELOW 18 WAS NOT ALLOWED!!!

Q:  WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SARDARJI AND A COMPUTER?
A:  YOU ONLY HAVE TO PUNCH INFORMATION INTO A COMPUTER ONCE.

 Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 SARDARJI'S STANDING EAR TO EAR?
A:  A WIND TUNNEL

Q:  WHAT DO YOU CALL A SARDARJI IN AN INSTITUTION OF HIGHER LEARING?
A:  A VISITOR

Q:  WHAT DO YOU CALL A SARDARJI WITH HALF A BRAIN?
A:  GIFTED!!!

Q:  A SARDARJI ORDERED A PIZZA AND THE CLERK ASKED IF HE SHOULD CUT  IT  IN 6  OR 12 PIECES.
A:  "6, PLEASE.  I CAN NEVER EAT TWELVE PIECES."

Q: WHAT ABOUT THE SARDARJI'S WIFE WHO GAVE BIRTH TO TWINS?
A:  HER HUSBAND IS OUT LOOKING FOR THE OTHER MAN.