In Chicago, it's illegal to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
In San Francisco, California, it's a crime to clean your car with used underwear.
In Florida, its illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
In Everett, Washington, it's illegal to display a hypnotized person in a store window.
In Carmel, California, it was illegal to eat ice cream on the sidewalk. However, that law was repealed by Clint Eastwood, when he became mayor.
In Alabama, it's a crime to teach a bear to wrestle.
In Los Angeles, California, its a crime for dogs to mate within 500 feet of a church.
In Blythe, California, it's illegal for a man to wear cowboy boots unless he owns at least 2 head of cattle.
In West Virginia, it's a crime to whistle underwater.
In Oklahoma, it's a crime to take a bite of someone else's hamburger.
By federal statute, it's a crime anywhere in the U.S. to give a false weather report.
