[A white outline fills the screen as the scene opens up. Jamie Riot, better known to the world as Anarchy Kid, is sitting at his desk, ciggerette in between his lips, looking to be in heavy concentration as he seems to be reading something. The camera moves in for a closeup, Riot flicks the ashes off his ciggerette. He appears to be reading the "holy" Bible, wearing a sly smile across his face as he does so.]

Anarchy Kid: It's amazing, amazing at how many people have thrown away their money in this religion, but not just their money, but their lives. They throw away their lives by believing in this greater being, something society likes to call a god. Such a sad thing, the false dedications that these preachers implent into the minds of the people. Ever since I was but a little boy, I heard of this god. This supposed creator of the world that would return one day and lead us all to "heaven." A being that sent his son to die on a cross. Jesus Christ.

Anarchy Kid: But see, I think what really happened, is a young man 2000 plus years ago discovered LSD. He foresaw "trippy" things and decided to share these ideas with others. As a result, he was beaten, battered, bruised, and crucified for his efforts. In retrospect, the true Jesus Christ was nothing more than the drug known as Acid. As for the bible, I think that over time we have proven that anyone can write a complete off the wall diary style book. I think the people have become more and more entwined with denial as the days pass.

[Jamie puts out the ciggerette on the bible, burning a hole through five or six pages, until he finally tosses it into the ash tray. He leans back in his chair and props his feet up, still wearing that generic smile.]

Anarchy Kid: And when you talk about being in denial, you have to be talking about the "lord and savior" J.C Fyre. J.C. this isn't bible study, this isn't the place to wear your "Sunday's best." This is Showdown Wrestling Enterprise, we won't be doing any praying, we won't be worshipping the lord while banging the tambourines on our knees. This is the church of brutality. Establish a strength, as I find your weaknesses Fyre.

Anarchy Kid: The first card isn't far off, I've been looking for a worthy opponent. And well, it appears I have found it. So J.C., drop the bible, drop the cross. Come to the realization that there is no god. Because from now on, I am your DADDY. Accept my challenge, Fyre, and I promise...this willbe one crucifiction you won't be coming back from....

Anarchy Kid: I'll be waiting for your gospel, Fyre. Prepare the national guards, prepare the police, but most importantly PREPARE for Total Anarchy!