[Setting] Stone Cold Steve Austin's home in Edna, Texas. Austin and Walt Willis are sitting across from eachother. Austin is enjoying one of his many alcoholic beverages. Walt shuffles his papers, then clears his throat.

Walt: First off Stone Cold, how does it feel to be back in the ring?

Austin: Pretty damn good.

Walt: At Tha Sickness, you made your pay-per-view return in a match many considered "five star", against Thunder. During the course of that match, nearly the entire Real Americans were involved. How do you respond to that?

Austin: I think it's BS, plain and simple. The fact of the matter is, without the help of his little "posse", Thunder had no chance in hell of getting the best of ol' Stone Cold. It took each and every damn one of those jackasses to take me down, and there will be hell to pay, mark my words son. It ain't over, not yet, by a long shot.

Walt: In the future, what do you see Steve Austin doing?

Austin: I see myself the way I am now. Drinkin' beer, kickin' ass, and raisin' as much hell as possible while doing it. And you can bet your bottom dollar on seeing that WWA World title around the waist of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Walt: We've come to the point in the interview where I just randomly throw out some names and you respond in ways you see fit.

Austin: Shoot.

Walt: First off, and I think most important, WWA owner Ric Flair.

Austin: Flair and I, we've been down bumpy roads. I've gotten the better of him, and he's gotten the better of me. Hell, we've been stablemates. I respect the guy, but that doesn't mean I like him. Because I don't, Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't in the WWA to make friends, he's here to be at the top. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I only give a damn about one person, and his name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. It's all fine and dandy with Ric Flair joining the little AoD, but if he crosses my path, it's his ass.

Walt: Fair enough, moving right along. What about the new RAW GM, Victor Alexander Blood?

Austin: I think he's just what this damn company needs. Now don't look at Stone Cold and think he's kissing ass, because he's not. Victor Blood gets things done, and I can respect that. Hell, he brought the damn show with him. He's done what he's said he'd do, and that's turn the WWA axis upside down. He's got the ball, and he's running with it. Stone Cold respects that.

Walt: Moving on to perhaps a more touchy subject, the current World champion, Seven.

Austin: Seven...Stone Cold has no beef with Seven, but the fact of the matter is this son, three weeks ago when you put your damn hands on me, that was the end of the line for you. Nobody, and I mean nobody puts their hands on Stone Cold Steve Austin without a bounty being put on their ass. And the thing is, you've got the World title. So, Stone Cold says watch your back, because I'm gunnin' for ya.

Walt: Hey, do you have a beer for me?

Austin: What?

Walt: A beer?

Austin: What? A brewsky? A cold one? A Steveweiser?

Walt: Yes.

Austin: Stone Cold drank every damn one of them before you came. I had to freshen up before the interview, and that's just my style.

Walt: I see, well moving along, how about The Rock?

[Action] Austin smirks, then shakes his head.

Austin: He's one cocky son of a bitch. I'll hand it to the bastard, he's creative. I'll give him credit for that, but that's as far as it goes. Stone Cold doesn't give a damn about The Rock, his eyebrow, sticking things up people's asses, or any of that crap! The fact of the matter is, down the road, Stone Cold and The Rock will cross paths, and it won't be a pretty sight. If he gets in my way, I'll knock the people's eyebrow right off the people's head, and that's all I got to say about that.

Walt: Anyone else you care to comment on?

Austin: Did I not just say that's all I have to say? What? Does Stone Cold Steve Austin have to whip your ass?

Walt: Wha?

Austin: What? What? Did I stutter? You know, now that I think of it, let me address the so-called real "Stone Cold", The Sandman. Sandman, you ran your mouth about being better than Stone Cold. Well, let's put this in perspective son, when the going got tough, you packed your damn bags and went home. You walked out of the arena, tears flowing from your pathetic little face and turned your back on the World Wrestling Alliance. Is Stone Cold going sit back and like it? Uh Uh! Hell no, I ain't gonna like it. Sandman, the fact of the matter is this, if you ever feel like proving something to Steve Austin, you can walk your little ass back into the doors of the WWA and step into the ring for the ass kicking of a life time. And that's the bottom line, because STONE COLD SAID SO!

[Scene] Austin and Willis shake hands as the scene fades to black