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| || Fear to the Xear to the Queer... || [Introduction] Portland, OR--- The site of Wednesday's 'Uprising' Pay-Per-View. The spot where Anarchy Kid will be unleashed upon the CHZ for the very first time. With misery and redemption on the mind, may God help them all... [Foreword] It had been nearly a week since the first calling and the initial release. Despite my disdain for the inner-demon, things had been going.. better? No longer am I subdued to deal with the stressful encounters with my wife. Nor the constant anguish I suffered by way of my height proportioned little 'buddy', Mini Sutton. Only one thing stands in the way of complete happiness this week, and that's my Uprising opponent, Xear. I know nothing of him, but that matters not. He's played right into the ultimate hand of trickery. A match that breeds pain and suffering to the max. A MMA sanctioned match in Chaos Heat Zone... Ingenius, no? As confident as he may be, he'll never beat me.(Looks like I can play the rhyming scheme as well.) [Scene] The camera pans from inside a hotel room. A few seconds pass and the main door opens. Josh Sutton and his mentor Victor Blood step through the door, tossing their bags to the floor. Blood seems to be visibly upset about something. Sutton pulls off his leather trench coat and places it neatly in the dismal closet. Victor is there facing him as he turns around. Sutton: Damn it, old man. Stop hassling me. Blood: Aren't you at all concerned with these two masked men Xear has just suddenly unveiled? Sutton: No, old timer... No, I'm not. Blood: Eh... Now just what in the bloody hell has gotten into you? This is totally unlike the Sutton I know. [Scene] A slight smirk spreads on Sutton's lips as he grabs Victor and shoves him into the wall, holding him there with a forearm across the shoulder. Sutton: Let me clue you in on something and do try to follow along... Don't try to control Josh, that's what I'm here for. Blood: You... How did you... Why did... Sutton: Shut your trap. Josh doesn't need you anymore Victor... Don't you get it? You're a burden on his career. Face it... You're attempting to relive your glory years through him. Blood: That's not true! I... Sutton: It's okay, I completely understand. I too know what it's like to be out of the spotlight for a long period of time. But come now, we can't have two men feeding off his spotlight can we? [Scene] Blood simply stares at Sutton, a small tear actually welling up in his eye. Sutton: I'll take it that your unfathomable silence and welling eyes indicate that you understand. How pathetic... Get out of my sight. Blood: I won't let you ruin him again... He's stronger now, you know. You won't be able to control him for long. I have faith in that. Soon will be the day that he forgets you even exist, Anarchy Kid. Sutton: That was so inspirational! It almost brought tears to my eyes. But seriously, hit the bricks. I've grown weary of dealing with you. Please don't make me use force. Blood: Heh... I wouldn't give you the pleasure. [Scene] Victor picks up his bags and exits. The camera pans to see Sutton waving goodbye sarcastically. Sutton: Now that I got rid of the big problem, I can begin with Xear... [Scene] The scene fades to a commercial advertising 'Uprising' on PPV. |