Sutton: Let me take a look at that one...
[Scene] The scene opens inside a large room. It's fully lit and the clarity is staggering. Swords and polearms line the walls. From Ancient weaponry to New-age... There is something for everyone. The camera rotates a full circle, catching all of the interesting artifacts in the lens before finding Josh Sutton and the Japanese owner conversing. The owner climbs up the ladder, taking a Wakizashi into his hands and returning to floor level. He carefully hands it to Josh.
Sutton: It's a little light for my taste.
???: Me see! Me see!
[Scene] The camera lowers, spotting Mini Sutton, jumping for the sword. You see a hand reach down and flick the midget in the top of the head. His eyes well up with tears and the camera switches back to Josh.
Sutton: Shut the hell up, tater tot.
[Scene] Sutton returns his attention to the owner.
Master of Swords: I have just the sword for you. Let me go get it for you.
[Scene] A few moments later the shopkeep returns with a large katana. It's decorated with Red Japanese dragon designs. As it's unsheathed you can see the very detailed designs of the blade. The shopkeep holds it steady and slices through a thick piece of construction paper with no trouble. He hands it to Josh. Josh levels it in his hands and strikes a few vintage Highlander poses.
Master of Swords: This vewy nice sword... Made in and imported from Japan. It have carefully crafted ivory hilt, make it vewy easy to hold. It timely sharpened with ancient Japanese stone. Vewy rare. Vewy rare. You rike it?
Sutton: How much?
Master of Swords: I think five-hundwed Amewican be sufficient.
[Scene] Sutton simply stares at the shopkeep then bursts out into laughter.
Sutton: And I think you're out of your damn mind!
Master of Swords: Oh! Limited time onry! I thwow in Apex DVD prayer! You intewested?
Sutton: I intewested... I mean... Yeah, I'm interested.
Master of Swords: I put in nice box for yew!
[Scene] The scene shifts to outside the shop. Josh Sutton and his midget exit, Rain Man style. Mini Sutton is struggling to carry the giant(compared to him) Apex box. Josh opens his trunk and places the Katana in, followed by the DVD player. The two enter into Sutton's vehicle and the scene fades out.
Sutton: Vincent Liger... Keeeyah!
[Scene] Sutton jumps into the air and slices downward through a poster of one half the tag champs. Sutton then mockingly strikes another Highlander pose.
Sutton: Edward Hall... Keeeeyaaahhhh!
[Scene] Sutton does a full 360 spin and chops the head off a cardboard cut-out of Edward Hall. Sutton steps back, holding the sword vertical to his left. He looks completely at peace with himself.
Sutton: Bring on the Grandmaster Swordsman!
[Scene] The back patio door opens slightly and out walks Mini Sutton in samurai get-up. He has a butter knife in his hand and a shield in the other. Josh can't help but laugh as he looks at the pathetic sight in front of him. Mini Sutton strikes a pose of his own, holding the flimsy Betty Crocker annihilator out at Josh. Josh runs toward and swinging rapidly. Mini Sutton takes off running at full speed(a third of the speed of a normal human). His stubby legs wobble in the samurai uniform. He drops the shield and the butter knife. Josh is screaming his head off behind him. Mini Sutton runs smack dab into the white wooden fence directly ahead. Josh approaches, the sword outstretched in front of him. He clears his throat.
Sutton: There can be only one!
[Scene] Sutton swipes the sword but the ending is unclear as it becomes static... Slowly we fade...to...black.