Mage: Hey Adam... What's the capital of Thailand?
Law: I dunno, what?
[Scene] You hear a low groan and the scene fades in. Adam Law is down on his knees, cupping his groin as Mage dances around laughing. To the side you can see Josh Sutton shaking his head in embarassment.
Mage: Bangkok!
Sutton: Could you two please try and present yourselves as normal for once? We're in a very well respected wrestling country.
[Scene] Sutton walks ahead of them. The camera switches focal point and you can see a long stone pathway leading to a large building. The sign translated to English reads 'Motoki Dojo'. Sutton stands in front of it, breathing in a large dose of air as if to subside nervousness.
Mage: Whoa, what are we doing here?
Sutton: I need to visit an old friend...
Mage: But I thought we were going to hit that Wonton Whatchamacallit down the road?
[Scene] You can see a bit of annoyance building in Sutton but he quickly shakes it off, forcing a weak smile.
Sutton: You two go on ahead, I'll catch up later.
Law: Let's go Mage... You need eggrolls and I need ice.
Mage: I wonder if we can find a McDonalds.
Law: We're in China and you want McDonalds?
Mage: I've always wanted to try soy sauce on fries.
[Scene] The insane conversation fades out as the two walk off. Sutton takes another deep breath and grabs the handle of the door. He closes his eyes recollecting the past times he'd gripped the door and the outcomes that had followed. He snaps back to reality and half-heartedly pulls the door open, stepping inside. The sight before you is unreal. Nearly one hundred students, ranging from youngsters to veterans line the facility. Kickboxing... Strong Style... Mixed Martial Arts... There was no limit. Sutton went to great lengths not to make a scene but failed miserably. He heard a familiar, booming voice that stopped him dead in his tracks.(Translated To English For Your Benefit ;)...)
???: What I tell yew keeds about enter my dojo? Yew no enter without GI on... Especially yew Gaijins... Yew strange...
[Scene] A big smirk filled Sutton's face as he approached the short man in traditional robes. The man's face lit up with a look of both embarassment and excitement.
Sutton: It's been many years, Sensei Motoki.
Sensei Motoki Can't be... Yew leave Hong Kong years ago... I thought yew dead... Yew not dead... I surpwised... Danger man live after moving to barbed wire chity.... Yew spirit still very stwong... I impwessed. But what bring yew back to Hong Kong?
Sutton: Oriental tour with American promotion.
Sensei Motoki: Yew know how I feel about Amewican puroresu... It no gewd...
Sutton: Yeah... But I come bearing a request.
Sensei Motoki: I listening...
Sutton: I want you to accompany me to the ring. I want you by my side when I make my big return. You're the one that taught me the way of strong style, Sensei... And for that I wish to honor you.
[Scene] Motoki looks a bit discontent, as if stuck between Heaven and Hell on his decision. He thinks in silence for a few moments then raises two fingers in front of him.
Sensei Motoki: I go with yew on two condition... One, yew wear Motoki Dojo GI and color...
Sutton: It would be an honor.
Sensei Motoki: Two, yew shave that greasy rat hair off chin! It look vewy unappealing.
[Scene] Sutton looks at his Sensei with a confused expression. Motoki cracks a wide smile and Sutton realizes his joke. They share a laugh and Sutton puts his hand on Motoki's shoulder.
Sutton: You have no idea how much this means to me.
[Scene] Sutton and Motoki continued working on the details, finally bidding the other farewell with a bow.
...[Scene Switch]...
Law: Oh man, how the hell can you eat that?
[Scene] The scene re-frames inside a Chinese restraunt, focusing on Mage. His plate is filled with McDonalds french fries covered in soy sauce curry. Mage attempts several times to pick up some of the fries with his chopsticks but eventually loses interest, tossing them aside and freelancing it with his hands.
Law: I still can't get over the fact that you brought McDonalds in here. Not only that but you were waving it around like a sore thumb.
Mage: So what?
[Scene] Adam and Mage look up from their meals to see Josh Sutton, sporting a major smile. Sutton takes a seat next to Law.
Law: Sutton? Smiling?
Sutton: Shut up, Adam.
[Scene] Josh reaches over and snatches a piece of sushi off of Adam's plate. Adam starts to complain but stops, smiling.
Law: Go ahead, eat all you'd like... I'm still kind of full from my RWN title victory celebration which you didn't attend.
[Scene] Sutton shrugs and takes another piece of sushi.
Law: No? Nothing? Not even a 'go to hell Adam'?
Mage: I bet he went to that 'Oriental House of Dolls' whorehouse that we seen on the way down here.
Law: I already told you Mage, that's actually a shop where you buy porcelain dolls.
Sutton: No... Mage is right, it's a whorehouse. But that's not where I was.
Law: Then where?
Sutton: It doesn't matter. What is with all the questioning. I brought you two dicks along to help me prepare for my match this week.
Mage: Oh yeah... Who was it that you're facing again?
Law: Sheepskin, wasn't it?
Mage: Isn't that a type of condom?
Sutton: This guy is more like a broken condom.
Law: Why?
Sutton: Because he can't seem to contain his own ego... It's spilling out and eating itself.
Law: I'll never look at condoms or sushi right ever again... Thanks for that, Sutton.
Sutton: Don't mention it, after all, I aim to please.
Mage: Well then can we please get the hell out of here?
Sutton: Whoa, are those Curry Fries?
[Scene] The three men get up, Mage grabbing the plate of food.
Mage: Yeah, I was thinking about getting a doggy bag.
Law: Oh, speaking of which. Mage, what's the capital of Iraq?
[Scene] Mage thinks quick and kicks Adam directly in the groin.
Mage: Baghdad?
Sutton: Boy... Did that backfire or what? You know Adam, you being on your knees seems to be a growing trend. I know a few people here in China that could really use workers from that standpoint... Interested?
[Scene] Sutton and Mage walk ahead laughing as Law continues kneeling, cursing. The scene flashes then fades to black.