[Scene] The scene opens backstage prior to the airing of CHZ's WILD. Josh Sutton can be seen at the focal point. A wicker-sewn headband with a dragon loop lays on the top of his head. As the camera pans down he is dressed in a half robe, covering a pair of purple kickboxing trunks. 'Motoki Dojo' lines the sides of them. There's a knock at the door. Sutton opens it, allowing a young, attractive Asian woman inside. She carries with her a bucket of ice. Directly after there's another knock. Sutton again goes to answer but the door freely swings open making way for The Mage, whom is whistling. He stops dead in his tracks, looking at the Asian woman then to Sutton then back again.
Mage: Makin' it with the ladies, eh?
Sutton: Damn it, Mage. What the hell are you doing in here?
Mage: Well, Carol Diamond was heading this way for an interview with you.
Sutton: Glorious...
Mage: Don't worry, I ran her off.
[Scene] Sutton looks at Mage suspiciously. The Asian girl strips his half robe off and Josh takes a seat in front of her.
Sutton: Oh yeah? How?
Mage: Well that chick seriously hates your guts. She seemed really angsty that she had to do the job. I was bored so I offered to do it for her.
Sutton: You're an idiot.
Mage: I pride myself.
Sutton: I hate interviews, Mage.
Mage: I'll make it fun. I can make anything fun.
Sutton: I doubt it... We haven't even started the interview and you're already annoying the bejesus out of me.
Mage: Interview... What interview?
Sutton: The one that..
Mage: Just kidding... Hahaha!
[Scene] Sutton puts his hand on his head, tensing up as the Asian 'assistant' begins icing him down.
Sutton: Let's get on with it.
Mage: Oh, right. Let me put on my professional voice.
[Scene] Mage clears his throat.
Mage: So... I notice you're wearing purple.
Sutton: Yeah?
Mage: Well... Two things. It makes you look fat and it's purple, man. Have you no dignity?
Sutton: I didn't realize wrestling was about making a fashion statement. It doesn't matter if I'm wearing my normal gear, an honor guard, or going commando... I'm kicking ass in the same manner.
Mage: Right... Moving along, tonight, you face Snakeskin... Sheepskin... Hell I don't know... He's some form of epidermis.
Sutton: Synskin... We've been giving the guy a hard time. We've been joking aroudnd, poking fun. But kid, let me open the door for you to a chamber of knowledge. When that bell rings, the comedy dies faster than an erection in a Transvestite strip club, well, unless you're Adam Law. If you want to brawl, we'll brawl. If you want to shake the foundation in a straight wrestling encounter, I'm game. Care to bore the crowd with an epic Chess encounter? I'm down. It doesn't matter what type of meeting we have, Synskin, just bring your A-game.
Mage: He seems to have his gaydar set on Corey Lazarus... There's some lost emotions there.
Sutton: That's where he's made his biggest mistake. He's asked me to step out of the way. He wants Corey Lazarus. His goal is Corey Lazarus... Who cares about Corey Lazarus? Who the hell is Corey Lazarus anyway?
Mage: I think he's one of those crap B-movie actors-turned-crap-wrestler.
Sutton: Who cares?
Mage: I agree. Man, doing interviews is a complete waste of time. Want to go get some tacos?
Sutton: They don't have Spanish food in Asia, dumb ass.
Mage: I wasn't talking about that kind of taco...
[Scene] Mage looks at Sutton then nods up to the Asian girl still rubbing him down.
Sutton: Ooooh!
Mage: Poor thing, you've lived a sheltered life.
[Scene] Sutton symbolically clears his throat.
Mage: Eh? You need a drink? Diet Coke? Seven-Up? Water?
[Scene] Sutton shakes his head and tries to send another signal, flipping Mage off and pointing toward the door outside the young girls' line of sight. Mage still doesn't seem to catch the hint.
Sutton: Get the hell out!
Mage: Oh, right. You get to have all the fun. Psh...
[Scene] Mage starts to head out.
Sutton: Oh, hey, Mage... Wait.
Mage: I knew you'd change your mind.
[Scene] As Mage turns around Sutton hands him the empty bucket that contained ice.
Sutton: Bring that out to the ring, we might need to use that to store Synskin's shattered ego as well as his tears of defeat.
[Scene] Sage shakes his head and walks out, twirling the bucket around. Sutton tilts his head back and looks up at the beautiful woman.
Sutton: So I hear Chinese girls are like origami... Difficult but flexible.
[Scene] The girl smiles as Sutton winks. Sutton gets up, forcefully removing the camera man. The door slams in your faces and the scene fades to black.