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[Scene] Fog covers your vantage point. The sound of water is apparent. One could easily assume... You can now hear a door open...
"What the hell do you think you're doing."
[Scene] The camera jars from side to side, shaking violently. As it does so you can make out a vivid image of the lovely Alexis Laree in the shower. The camera now faces the ceiling. 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas stands over it, shouting.
'The Franchise' Shane Douglas
Who in the hell do you think you are?! You punk bastards graduate film school and automatically think you have the power to invade the privacy of the stars. That's horseshit. Get your ass up and get the hell out of here!
'Peeping Tom' Cameraman
Don... Don't call the cops, Mr. Douglas.
'The Franchise' Shane Douglas
The cops are going to be the least of your fucking worries if you don't raise your greasy ass off my floor and get to stepping. Don't make me TELL you again.
'About To Get Franchised' Cameraman
Okay... Okay! Please don't tell the boss, Mr. Douglas! I need this job!
'The Franchise' Shane Douglas
Are you fucking retarded? Do you think I'm joking around? Let me show you the fucking door, pipsqueak!
'Fucked' Cameraman
No! Wait!
[Scene] The camera jerks upward as you're now faced with Shane Douglas at eye-level. Shane reaches his hands out. You can see his wrists clenched tight and the gagging noises indicate exactly where they are. Douglas steps in front, facing away as he begins dragging as you venture down the stares from the cameraman's perspective. Douglas brings the kid to his front door and throws him down. The camera faces upward at Shane, who is now fuming.
'Begging' Cameraman
Please! I can't leave here without an interview with you. The boss will kill me!
'The Franchise' Shane Douglas
Dad always told me to have no pity for the pitiful!
[Scene] Douglas reaches out and grabs the kid, his fist cocked back. The cameras spot the beautiful Alexis walking down the stairway in a golden silk bath robe. She puts her hand on Shane's shoulder and he spins around looking at her questioningly.
'Oh My Fucking God Hot' Alexis Laree
Shane baby, calm down. You've been saying all week that you're deserving of more interview time. Well you have a golden opportunity right now, baby.
[Scene] Shane seems to comtemplate this for a moment. Suddenly a smile spreads over his lips and he nods at Alexis, then looks at the cameraman on the floor, right into your eyes.
'The Franchise' Shane Douglas
Alexis, why don't you go on upstairs and get dressed. (Franchise watches Alexis walk off then looks down at the camera, mumbling to the kid) You lucky, little prick....
[Scene] The scene begins to fade with The Franchise walking off... You can hear the cameraman breathing hard and saying 'Thank you' quietly. We fade to another cut of 'Paid for by Perfection' ad.
To Be Continued...