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["Flight is now boarding, last call for Flight 189 to Atlanta." The scene opens up in an airport near downtown Chicago. We spot Josh Sutton, again with the large duffel bag which had with him at End of Days containing Mini Sutton. Josh seems to be having a conversation with Mini Sutton who's still in the bag, and people passing by giving him strange looks, one even stops and hands him a card.]
Mini Sutton: Me cramped, why me have to be in bag? Sutton: Because they don't sell tickets for midgets, because they don't understand your kind. Plus, I wasn't about to spend fifty bucks on one of those animal carriers, though that would have been funny. [They come to the metal detector and carry on viewer. Sutton tosses the bag onto the stand, forgetting about Mini Sutton and steps through the detector.] Attendant: Uh, hold on a minute sir. I'm going to have to open this bag. Sutton: Why? Isn't my money good enough here!? [A few security guards arrive at the scene as they obviously seen the attendant checking through the bag. The attendant stumbles backward into the security guards, who quickly pull their guns and point them at Mini Sutton. Mini Sutton waves with a smile.] Security Guard 1: What the hell is it Bryan? Bryan: I don't know but it sure is ugly, Cliff. Cliff: Yeah, kind of looks like that one there, the tall one. Sutton: HEY! That was low you son of a bitch. Cliff: YOU! You shut your mouth! You just don't know man..you just don't know. Sutton: What in the hell are you talking about? Cliff: Nevermind! We're going to have to take this thing and give it a full body search...a deep one..fully naked... [Mini Sutton's eyes widen and he quickly tries to zip himself back up in the duffel bag. Josh smiles brightly as they pull Mini Sutton out of the bag and drag him forcefully off the scanner.] Mini Sutton: Wai..Wait! Me no dangerous. He dangerous (Points at Josh) He said he had anthrax hidden on him! ME no have anything! Me no get naked! ME LET GO OF! [The Security guards and Josh Sutton have a short staredown. Josh bolts and takes off running with the guards in close pursuit. Sutton trips over a push cart, being moved by an elderly lady. Sutton flips over and lands on his back. The guards grab him by the arms and pull him up, dragging him forcefully just as they did Mini Sutton. They pass Mini Sutton, who laughs hard as his owner is dragged off. Josh snarls hatefully at the little monster that has caused him so much grief since his arrival nearly 3 years ago.] [The scene fades into a questioning room inside the airport. The two security guards push Sutton into a chair.] Cliff: So anthrax huh? Where'd you get it! huh! Tell me boy! Sutton: Well I certainly didn't just walk into Enron and get it, dumbass. I don't have any, that midget is lying through his teeth. Cliff: You're the one who's lying. NOW where is it. Don't make us search you. Sutton: Searching? Is that what you call it now a days. That's funny, two years ago, I gave a girl a strip search and it was called rape. Bryan: Looks like we got us a smart ass on our hands Cliff. Cliff: Bryan and I don't take too kindly to smart asses. Sutton: Bryan..Cliff...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! ARE YOU TWO those homosexual gas station owners from Arkansas? Yeah, I remember you homos, you two were trying to fill me and Tommy Kane up with a little more than some gas. [Bryan turns to Cliff. Sutton bolts for the door, but both men grab him and they slap a pair of cuffs on him. They bend Sutton over a chair and put another set of cuffs on his ankles, strapping him to the chair. Bryan puts a glove on his hand and drops Sutton's pants, which is blurred out. The cameras exit out, as the cameraman is obviously feeling sick at the very sight. We hear sounds from inside.] Cliff: This is going to hurt really bad, so I'm going to put this gag in your mouth now. Sutton: NO! NO! I WILL KILL YOU BOTH! noooOOOOOUCHHHHH!!!!! There's a loud snap and a lot of commotion goes on inside the room. Suddenly the door bursts off the hinges, with Sutton driving Bryan, the first security guard through with his shoulder. Sutton is dragging the wooden chair a long, his pants around his ankles and his boxers barely on. Sutton looks at the camera and realizes this is being recorded. He panics and dives back into the room. Sutton screams and Cliff emerges from the room, running.] [Sutton returns to the original scene, walking extremely bow-legged. He doesn't look too happy to say the least. He spots Mini Sutton talking with two girls, who seem to be enjoying themselves. Sutton intervenes.] Sutton: Hey you little basard, we need to have a LITTLE talk....NOW. Mini Sutton: Me busy. Me pimp now, you come back later. Sutton: GOD DAMNIT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW! FOR THREE YEARS, YOU LITTLE BASTARD, I HAVE PUT UP WITH YOUR INCESSENT ACTS AGAINST ME! YOU'VE GOTTEN ME IN MORE TROUBLE THAN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED, BUT TODAY TOPS THE CHARTS! NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO HUMILIATED! Girl #1: Dude, what is up with that. You sound like my dad. Mini Sutton: He has herpes, don't worry about him. Girl #1: EWWW! Come on Cindy, let's get out of here. [The two girls walk off quickly, leaving Sutton steamed more than ever. Sutton shoots a wicked pissed off smile at Mini Sutton's general direction.] Sutton: You know, Mini Asshole, any other day, I would throw you in a trash can, play basketball with your small tiny pathetic body, or "accidently" lose you..like I have done in the past, but this time, I'm going to try a different approach, everytime you piss me off, I'm going to channel that anger toward my opponents in Eliminate Your Enemy...and let me tell you Mini Ass, I'm REALLY pissed off right now... Now...let's get on this flight to England...so that I can quickly get some ice for my throbbing ass... [~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |