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Featuring: Josh Sutton

Fed For: EWWL

Scenery: Park

Stable Representing: nGs

People Mentioned: Living Legend, Liam Reid, Many others.

EWWL Wins/Losses: 1-0

Titles Currently Held: None

Title Going For: World

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The scene opens with the camera pointing at the grass. We can hear footsteps coming toward us, and the camera lifts slowly until the full figure of Josh Sutton is in focus. Sutton motions for the camera man to follow him. They walk to a bench, which Sutton sits down on and pushes his hair to the back. He speaks...


Sutton: So....Living Legend... You want to play the Icon's game? Your right on one thing though L^2, Im not a renissance man, I hate art, but what I am is an innovator. You say you can't be beat twice, that noone's ever gotten that lucky. Well Legend, what makes you think Wednesday was luck? Obviously you're not as smart as you want everyone to believe you are. Your crippled at the thought of yourself being the best, when in all reality it will never happen and even yourself, you know it will never happen but you are so far into denial that you don't acknowledge it. You better start focusing Legend, focusing hard on the equations before, because Liam Reid might be a walk in the park...But I...on the other hand am not, and I'm sure you somewhat know that.

"It's so amusing how you use the term extreme so lightly. But in all truth, this match is nowhere near as extreme as I can get. This is the stairway to heaven. Preticularly one of my favorite matches, and Legend, heres a little history lesson for you, I've never been beaten in a Stairway matchup and I've been challenged by some of the best."

Just as Sutton finishes his sentence, EWWL reporter Stan "The Man" rushes up breathing hard.

Stan: Sorry...Traffic was terrible, Mr. Sutton. I'm sure you remember me, I'm...

Sutton: You're Stan "The Man", that lousy reporter who Stevie picked up off the street because he felt sorry for you, yes?

Stan starts to backfire comments but remembers what happened the last time he did so, he quickly changes the subject.

Stan: So....Mr. Sutton, tommorow night on Slam, you take on the Living Legend and Liam Reid in a stairway to heaven style matchup. Feeling confident.

Sutton: I feel as confident as the night I won the EWWL world title, if not even more. Don't get me wrong, Liam and Legend they are both phenominal athletes, but let's face it Stan, there's good, there's great, then there is Josh Sutton.

Stan: Now folks, I want to take you back to last year, EWWL was facing CWF in a skywalker scaffold match. A match EWWL won, then Josh Sutton, you took on their ceo, "Sensation" Shawn Walsh in a stairway. You looked to be a very dominating man in that match, I will give you that. Can you pull off the same thing again? And this willbe the first time you go against two men in a stairway, correct?.

Sutton: Yes, half-wit, that would be correct. I will admit, I have yet to compete in a 3-way stairway to heaven, but I'm sure as hell looking forward to it. You talk about Shawn Walsh, that was one of the biggest matches in my career, almost as big as beating Stevie and Nathan at the Manchester pay per view for the world title.

Stan: Getting alittle off subject here, but your running mate, Carl Cash, who is in the ranks of next generation superstars with you, how do you feel about him?

Sutton: This interview has nothing to do with Carl Cash. Don't you worry about what's going on between me and Cash, that's our business. You just sit there and shut your mouth, I'll do the talking, You understand loser?

Stan: I won't sit here and be rediculed, they don't pay me enough for this! Go fuck yourself Sutton.

Stan gets up and walks off as Sutton stands up looking on. Sutton shakes his head and sits back down on the bench, looking up to the camera and speaking.

Sutton: You asked a good question, Legend. Who is Liam Reid? But the answer to your question was alittle more complicated even for you. You were correct about him being the bitchboy of Nathan Dalgarno, indeed. You even stated that he posed no threat. That was correct. But then you began to drift away from the truth. You said he was the screen to hide me from you, WRONG! And you were doing so good. I beat you once Legend, fair and square, what makes me fear you now? Underestimate me and your in for a surprise tommorow.

"Legend...Liam....You bring the beer...I'll bring the blood...For the rest of you the pain comes in time....AND THAT MY FRIENDS....IS THE FUCKIN...

Sutton pushes the camera out of his face.

"END!"

~FADE TO BLACK

"To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton