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[The scene opens up as $oldout Wrestling's pay per view 'Starplosion' is going off the air. Fedwars & $w star Tony Rolo has been laid unconsious by the newly announced 'inter-fed' stable known was T3 consisting of Thug RoC, Carl Cash, Nik VanCore, and EdW's own Josh Sutton. Sutton and the other three members stand with their arms raised by the Vice President Victor Blood. "God of Emptiness" reigns through the arena, as all five men exit the ring and make their way backstage.]
[Backstage] Sutton: I have never seen so many surprised faces in my life. Just Electrifying Wrestling re-unites on a $oldout Wrestling pay-per-view. I wonder how much the office at EdW is going to fine me for illegially appearing at the ppv. Cash: Don't worry about it Sutton. Sutton: I guess they probably won't know about it, seeing as how both Brandon Kelley and Daniel Somers have been taken out of commision by this lose ended freak The One and his band of wannabe hardass thugs. [Suddenly the sound of wheels can be heard. A group of EMTs are rolling a stretcher toward an ambulance parked outside. A thought comes to Josh's brain and his eyes light up. He steps in front of the stretcher, looking down at it and sees Mini Sutton laying on top. Mini Sutton was on the receiving end of a Roloplex toward the end of the ppv and it had slipped Sutton's mind. The familiar smile returns to Josh's face as he looks at the medics.] Sutton: Is he going to live? Medic #1: I suppose so. Sutton: Why? Medic #1: Why? Sutton: Yes, why? Medic #1: I'm not sure I understand. Sutton: Nevermind. [Sutton steps out of the way, motioning with his hand for them to go. Sutton turns back to the Vice President and the other members of T3.] Cash: What was that about? Sutton: Haven't you been curious as to why I brought Mini Sutton along with me tonight. Nik VanCore: Sutton, tell me you aren't still holding a grudge against the poor little guy? Sutton: He fucked my wife, Nik. Thug RoC: What the hell are you guys talking about? Sutton: Mini Sutton, Thug. Thug RoC: I am guessing you are referring to the midget who's been with Blood all night? Sutton: You catch on quick man. Cash: Yeah, really. Sutton: ANYWAY, I set it up with Blood and figured out a way to get back at Mini Sutton for his sexual devience with my wife. I knew that if our cards were played right and we got Rolo pissed off enough, he would fall right into our grasp, setting up Mini Sutton's "attack" from behind, which lead to that rather vicious suplex from Tony Rolo. And I must say, I'm feeling quite proud of myself right now. Nik: That's pretty low, Sutton, even for you. Sutton: VanCore, tell me, why is it that you're always the scared little puppy of the litter. Nik: Don't speak queerish to me Sutton, speak english. Sutton: Okay, Nik, I know you're a complete idiot so I'll be nice just this once. Everytime we do something that you don't agree with, you go out of your way to be a snot nosed little bitch. [Nik gets in Josh's face. Josh smirks and nods as if he has been waiting for this some time now.] Victor Blood: Children Children..Must we bicker after an almost perfect night? Our plan is incomplete, you fools failed in ridding us of Sebastian Starr. And..I honestly don't see what the complication was. Four men against a defenseless single man! The plan was fool-proof, or so I thought. But I guess it took all four of you to ruin it. There is one thing most stables do not have. And that's UNITY. U-N-I-T-Y! DO you four understand. You are the True Talents, SO START ACTING LIKE IT! No more of this bickering, no more of this whining, bashing and fighting. From now on we will be one, we are together and we will succeed. First line of business is this Thursday on Gene... Sutton: That's where you're wrong Vic my man, the most important in business is my match with Cori Simmons. Nik VanCore: Still the same as always Sutton. Worrying about nothing but yourself. Sutton: That's right, I am looking out for myself VanCore, and that's the way it's always been. If I spent half the time caring about you people I'd be half the man I am right now. Now as I was SAYING. Blood: No no no, Listen Sutton, Cori Simmons is important but that's easy work, I've seen the kid fight and there's no doubt the EdW Universal Title is coming home to T3, but the most important agenda is Sebastian Starr. What the hell can we do? He's somehow still alive. Who's body did they pull from the lake if it wasn't him? [VanCore, Cash, and Sutton shrug. Thug RoC stands against the wall with his hand on his chin.] Thug RoC: I may be out of line here, but I think Sebastian outsmarted you Mr. Blood. Blood: Outsmarted me? Oh? Did he now? Thug RoC: I'm not quite sure, but seeing as how Sebastian is in fact alive, he's had to have outsmarted you somehow. Blood: Perhaps, but we're just getting started my dear lad. Just getting started. Sutton: Hey, not to be rude...but It's time I make my departure. I have to make a run to the hospital so I can try and convince the doctors to slip some cyanide into Mini Sutton's morning coffee... VanCore: Sutton! Sutton: Just kidding. But really, I must go. Blood: But of course Sutton. You are most welcome here anytime. [Sutton smirks and exits.] [Change of Scene] [The scene reopens outside the arena. Sutton is dumping his gear into the trunk. Sutton slams it and hops into his Jaguar, starting it and listening to it roar as he backs out.] Sutton: Four and Zero. Undefeated, nor will I be defeated. I'm well on my way to being the most unstoppable EdW newcomer to date. Brad Kelley was a challenge, but he too found out the hard way that when you fuck with the best you are beaten, battered, and laid to rest. Sutton: I'm rather humored. This week seems to be becoming better and better as it passes. Not only did I, Josh Sutton, once again make wrestling history, but this week on EdW Turmoil, I will become the fastest rising Universal champion. Now don't get me wrong, Cori Simmons makes a hell of a champion, he defeated Big Daddy Dreamer, I can respect that. But let's get something strait, he's no Josh Sutton. I'm sure I'm in for a hell of a match. BUT nothing, and I mean NOTHING will stop me from obtaining the holy grail of Era of Destruction Wrestling. Sutton: Speaking of nothing, The One and the Unlimited has once again involved themselves in my matches, and once again I got even. One, you threw out a challenge and I'm going to address the situation at hand. You wanted a four corners matchup..Sabre, me, HBC, and Xander. My answer? NO! And it's for the simple fact that I have nothing to gain by humiliating you One, absolutely nothing. So no, I'll let Xander go for it. He's almost dying to get in the ring with you, I could see it in his eyes as he tore into you last week. But trust me One, whatever Xander, HBC, or Sabre don't tear away from you, I will be there to finish the job up, and those are the words of truth straight from the mouth of the Icon. Sutton: My attention is now on my target..Cori Simmons learn to swim because when the water hits and the pain surfaces there willbe NOWHERE for you to go but beneath the currents of my undertow. And all of Sutton's people said? AMEN! [Sutton drives into the hospital parking lot and the scene begins to...] [~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |