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[The scene opens with Josh Sutton and his miniature self, Bob walking down the sidewalk of main street in Chicago. They appear to be in a small conversation as two girls stop dead in their tracks and their mouths drop open.
Girl 1: Like, Oh my God Jacki, it's him. Girl 2: Who? [Points in Sutton's direction. The girls begin to run up, Sutton takes out his pen.] Sutton: Hey Ladi... [The girls run right past Josh and kneel down next to Bob, The Mini Sutton. They begin talking so fast that Josh's head begins to spin with confusion.] Sutton: Hello Ladies, I'm... Girl 1: Who cares? Do you know who this is? Sutton: Yeah..bu.. Girl 2: This is only the greatest midget wrestler of all time. Oh, Misti he's sooo cute. (She pinches Mini Sutton's cheek and he blushes.) Sutton: But I'm.. Girl 1: Oh, Bob, what does a small peon girl like myself have to do to be with a great guy like you. Sutton: I'm Josh Sutton. Hello? I'm only the most well known JEW star ever. Girl 1: Sorry dude, I don't know you. Maybe if you were as good as Bob, I'd know you. Sutton: Okay, let me get this strait, young lady, YOU KNOW my midget, but YOU DON'T know me? What the hell is that about. Girl 1: God you are so rude. Come on Bob, let's go. [The Two girls each grab one of Bob's hands and start walking. Sutton gets an angry scowl on his face and runs up behind them, pulling Mini Sutton around.] Sutton: Where do you think you are going, Bob. We were supposed to spend the day together, Ashley said I owed it to you, since you told her I threw you in a trash can. I still haven't finished bitching at you about that!! What am I supposed to do while you are out doing god knows what with these tramps? [A girls hand comes into view of the camera and hits hard on the side of Sutton's face. Sutton's first thoughts are to strike back but he keeps his cool. Mini Sutton smiles and waves goodbye to Sutton. Sutton grits his teeth and balls up his fist, waving it angerly at him.]
[Three Hours Later: Mini Sutton walks back to the bench, where it just so happens Josh Sutton has fallen asleep. Mini Sutton taps his shoulder. Sutton moves but is still asleep. Mini Sutton taps him on the top of his head and Sutton jumps up, falling off the bench and hits the concrete with a loud smack. He looks up, glaring sleepily at the midget. Josh, looks around then grips Mini Sutton's head like a basketball, pulling himself up.]
| Sutton: Did you have fun? Are you happy? I sat here waiting for your happy ass, and here you are, coming up to me with a big grin. Where the hell have you been!?!? Mini Sutton: Me now know what they mean when they say head. Me learn something today. Sutton: You disgust me. You make me absolutely sick. I am about 5 seconds away from shoving you in a duffel bag, and shipping your ass to Afghanistan. Here you are, back for 2 days and already taking all the spotlight off of me. I need fame, I need glory. You need to grow up. You don't need friends, you need height. People don't like you, they just feel sorry for you. Now come on you little bastard. We are going shopping. It's time I had some fun.
~FADE TO BLACK
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| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |