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[The scene opens outside a liquor store. The night air floats calmly with the slightest movement of wind. There is a loud commotion from inside the tavern type store, as the door bursts open and an apparently drunken man is thrown onto the curb by two large men. Man #1: I thought we told you to stay out there. You washed up piece of trash. Man #2: No kidding. Quit living off your name ya loser. I don't see how you got paid the money you did. I see nothing special about you. Just another bum, looking for hand-me-outs. Man #1: Go on, get out of here you little bum. [The two men go back inside the liqour store, leaving the man laying on the concrete. Suddenly a second figure walks up to him, kneeling down before him.] ???: What's wrong little buddy? Grounded Man: Me no know. Me just go in for drink. Dey thwow me out on me head. Now me bleeding. Me very sad. ???: Hmmm... Your voice...it sounds familiar. Do I know you? Grounded Man: I don't think so. ???: I am almost sure I have heard that voice somewhere before. What's your name. Grounded Man: My name is Bob. ???: Bob? I don't believe I know a Bob. Bob: Well...me better known as Mini Sutton in JEW. ???: (Choking on Words) Mi..Mini...Mini Sutton?! You've really grown. [The unknown man steps into the brightness of a street light, revealing himself to be JEW Star and former High Octane champion...Josh Sutton. Sutton lifts Mini Sutton off the ground, and a pair of stilts fall beneath him. Josh smirks and puts his mini self back onto the ground.] Sutton: Been awhile eh? Why'd you run off from me and Ashley like that? Mini Sutton: Me no run away, you threw me in a garbage can after you lose High Octane title to Fury. [Sutton covers his ears and squints his eyes.] Sutton: Don't remind me, that was so humiliating. As far as me throwing you in a trash can, keep it on the down low... Ashley still thinks I lost you at the airpor...Hey wait a minute, how'd you end up back here in Chicago?! Mini Sutton: When me got out of trash can, me snuck in suitcase of old lady. Me got slammed around and went to sleep in old ladies panties. When wake up, me in Chicago. Cool huh? Sutton: Umm...yeah...sure..maybe...nah not really. You ruined my home life. I hope you don't have any intentions of coming back to live with me. Mini Sutton: But me went to wrestling school. Me disciplined now. Me understand. Me no cause trouble. Please Mr. Sutton, lemme come back? [The midget puts on a sad face and Sutton begins to break.] Sutton: Hmmm...wrestling school huh? Who trained you? Mini Sutton: Me no know...Me think some guy named Jack...Jack...umm me forget. Sutton: "The Legend" Jack Riley?! Mini Sutton: Ya! That him! Sutton: Hmmm...well Mini Sutton. I think that drawer might still be availible to you. Let me think about it. In the mean time, why don't you show me these two guys who were pickin on you? [Sutton & his midget walk into the liquor store as the scene begins to...] ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |