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| The scene opens in the hall way outside Josh Sutton's locker room. Wet Willy has a smile on his face from what Sutton just said. Wet Willy: What's your first wish? Come on, what's it gonna be sir? Sutton: Hold on man. I wanna show you someone first. Wet Willy: Bu.. Sutton: Just shut up and come on. We don't have all day. Willy: Yes sir..Sir. Sutton walks down the hall as Wet Willy follows, buzzing around on his magic flying pogo stick. Sutton stops at a green door with the initals T.K. on a piece of paper in the door slot. Sutton knocks. Voice: Who's there? Sutton: It's your boyfriend, The Little Great One. It's Sutton. Now open up. I want to show you someone. Voice: *cough* erm...Hold on a second. Wet Willy flies down onto Sutton's shoulder as you can hear movement in the room. The locks move and the door opens. Tommy Kane stands. Kane: What do you want? Sutton: I want you to meet somebody. Kane: Who? Sutton: His name's Wet Willy the wish granting wizard. Kane: Sutton. Sebastian is going to be so pissed at you. He said no drinking!!! Sutton: I haven't been drinking. I'm serious dude. He's on my shoulder. Can't you see him? Kane: Ok. I'm gonna go back to sleep now. Seeya later Sutton. Sutton: Say something Willy. Kane: That's real cute Sutton. Now go away. I'm serious man. Take your imaginary friend somewhere else. Sutton: Come on Willy! Say something! Kane: Hold on...I'm starting to see something. Sutton: YES! I knew I wasn't imagining this. What do you see? Kane: A moron! Tommy Kane slams the door in Sutton's face. Sutton: Damnit! COME ON TOMMY! I need you to help me think of three wishes so he will go away! The door opens again and Tommy stands holding a bottle of Midol. Kane: Here.. Take about...8 of those. I think they relieve mental problems. Sutton: Kane... I'm not crazy. You're telling me you can't see Willy, he's a small dwarf like guy with a weird smile and a jingly red hat. Kane: Sutton...I don't see any fucking dwarves sitting on your shoulder. I see a guy who's about to get a busted nose if he doesn't let me get some sleep before the show. Sutton: Come on man.. Tommy slams the door again and locks it. Sutton: Damn! Wet Willy: I tried to tell you, sir. Only people who freed me from my prison can see or hear me. Sutton: Damn.. Tommy probably thinks I belong in a mental ward now. Wet Willy: Well, sir. You certainly did make an ass out of yourself just then. Sutton: This is your fault. Let's just get those damn wishes done and over with. So you can go back to Wildawater or whatever. Wet Willy: It's Wildawanka sir. Sutton: Ok...Smartass. Let's go.
The scene reopens in Josh Sutton's room. Sutton is sitting on his bed with his chin in his hand, seemingly thinking. Scary thought isn't it?
| Wet Willy: Well? Sutton: I'm thinking. I don't need to know who's gonna win at Devine Disorder. Because that's already apparent. Don't need money. Don't need a woman. hmm... Wait I've got it!!! Sutton's grin grows widely as he asks of his first wish. Sutton: I wish I knew what Tommy was doing before I went to his room. Wet Willy: Certainly sir. Coming right up. The little wizard raises his arms and shouts "Abra Cadabra Penaza Poka Dot Sperm!" A tiny cloud rolls in and a picture appears in it. Tommy Kane appears, in WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR and looking in the mirror. Suddenly a sound comes from the cloud. Tommy Kane(Earlier): Oh god, I'm so sexy. Sutton covers his eyes. Sutton: I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND! HELP! HELP! HELP! Willy: You have your hands over your eyes sir. Sutton: I knew that. Oh...That was disgusting. Willy: I am sorry sir, but that is what you asked for. I only granted it. Sutton: You mean that's what Tommy was doing before we went over there? Willy: It appears so sir. Sutton shakes the picture of Tommy in women's underwear out of his head. Sutton: Ok....for my second wish... I wish for...I wish for... A mini version of myself!! The little wizard raises his hands into the air once again and chants "Hocus Pocus Midgeta Peneza SPERM!!" A tiny gate opens and a Midget dressed in baggy jean shorts past his shoes walks out of the gate, rubbing his beard. He looks exactly like Sutton except 3 foot shorter! Sutton: and for my third and final wish. I wish for a clean pair of underwear...Because I just shit myself laughing. The little wizard raises his hands into the air yet again and chants "Metitsi Motatsi Underpantaz Peneza SPERM!!" A nice white pair of underwear falls from the ceiling and lands right on Sutton's lap. Wet Willy: Thank you sir. I must be on my way. The Wizard Wet Willy disappears into thin air. "Just the two of us" by Will Smith plays as Josh Sutton and his tiny friend Mini-Josh walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand. ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |