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| The scene begins to open from the previous night. Josh Sutton, Ashley, and Mini Sutton are standing in the kitchen. Ashley is still up against the wall. Sutton is trying to talk reasoning and Mini Sutton is wobbling around and stroking his beard(which seems to be all he does, I know.) Sutton: Ok, how do I explain this? Ashley, Mini Sutto..I can't call you that. Fuck it. From now on little guy, Your name is Bob. Ashley, Bob. Let's go into the living room. The scene switches to the living room. Sutton pulls up three chairs into the middle of the room and all three sit, waiting for Sutton to tell his story. Sutton: So...uh...how's everything been goin? Ashley: The story Josh.... Sutton: Ah...yes..right the story. Well... This past saturday, I had went to get a Mt. Dew and on my way up the stairs I discovered a large cardboard box, I stopped to complain about it being in the hallway and then I heard tiny voices coming from it. Ashley: You found him in a cardboard box? That's cruel! Sutton: No No Damnit, let me finish. So I opened the box and a small dwarf like creature flew out at me that can only be described as "Wet Willy the Wish Granting Wizard." He said he was a genie and he had to grant me three wishes. Ashley: Josh, honey, I thought we decided you wouldn't drink anymore? Sutton: No! I wasn't drinking damnit! That's what everyone else says. Noone could see this damn dwarf but me, and now everyone in JEW thinks I am nuts. Ashley: Well, hun, it is a bit far fetched, but I bet we could make millions selling a book. Sutton: It's the truth! Ashley: It's ok, calm down. Go on, what happened next. Sutton: Well, I politely told him I didn't want any wishes. He kept me up all hours of the night and then I finally got to sleep. When I awoke the next morning, I thought it had all been a dream, Oh how wrong I was when I opened the door. I thought for a moment and decided to use my three wishes. Ashley: You aren't kidding are you... Sutton: No, I'm afraid I'm not. I went to see Tommy and asked if he could see Wet Willy and he said he could not. I myself started to wonder if I wasn't going insane. Finally I made my first wish, which is irrelevant to the story... Ashley: What did you wish for? Sutton: Well I would rather not say, but if you must know. I wished to know what Tommy was doing before we went to his dressing room. Ashley: Why would you wish for something like that. Josh, are you gay? Sutton: NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not gay. He just took along time coming to the door, that's all. What he was doing almost killed me. Seems our friend Tommy has a fetish for wearing women's undergarments. Anyhow...Back to the story. I made the first wish right, well he granted it. After several minutes of thinking, I made the wish to have create a miniature version of myself. And as you can see it was granted. Ashley: So you're telling me that magic gnome from a card board box granted you three wishes? That's a cute story, but really where did you get him? Sutton: I just told you. Ashley: You expect me to believe that? Sutton: I thought of all people you would believe me, but I guess I was wrong. I'm out of here. Sutton throws the chair onto the floor and heads out the door. Ashley follows quickly behind him. Ashley: Where are you going?! Please don't do this to me again. You worry me! Sutton: Don't worry about me. I'll be back when I get back. Shut the hell up and close the door. With that, Sutton takes off walking down the streets of Chicago. Ashley slams the door. Sutton turns around, only for a brief second as you can see a small smile forming across his lips. The camera man follows Sutton. Sutton: It's rather humorous. Everyone thinks you are insane, just because you see a wish granting wizard. I was kicked out of Next Generation Superstars for this very reason. Why won't anyone believe me. I'll tell you why, Because I got wishes and they didn't muwahahhaa. They are just jealous. I don't need Next Generation Superstars, they just drag me down. Rock Startling, who cares about him. He's a guy, who believes he's a superstar when in reality, he is nothing more than a little parasite, who like other people I know, sucks the blood out of everything in site and moves out of the way. Tommy Kane, we were friends, but nGs turned their back on me, so now Kane, I am challenging you for your spot as the world champion. That's right Kane. On Showdown, I challenge you. A match I thought I would never ask for. Josh Sutton vs. Tommy Kane. But it is going to happen. Hix...Hix...Hix...You think you are this superior being, you and Startling have alot in common, you are both marked men in the Icon's book. But enough about them... Sutton continues talking as the scene returns to the house. Ashley: So really where did my husband get you? Mini Sutton: Me not know.. Ashley: I'm serious. Who are you? Where are you from? Mini Sutton: Me Bob? Me not know. Me confused. Me sorry. Ashley: I'll be right back. I need to make a phone call. Stay here. Ashley exits the room. Mini Sutton sits with a sadistic smile across his bright face. Ashley picks up the phone and punches in a number. Ashley: Yes..Dr. Lawter. This is Ashley Sutton. I am calling to schedule an appointment for my husband. Dr. Lawter: What seems to be the problem? Ashley: Well, he is claiming to see gnomes, and he has this midget that looks exactly like him. He claims that the gnome gave it to him because he wished for it. Dr. Lawter: Ah, I see. I will set up an appointment for 10 AM tommorow morning. Ashley: 10 AM. Thank you Dr. Ashley hangs up the phone and returns to the living room. The scene returns to Sutton, who is still walking down main stream Chicago. Sutton: And this Serial Killa guy. He just makes me want to puke up my guts. I go from fighting main event top draws to fighting this new guy who was supposed to be this big sensation. He's looking at me to be some kind of pushover. Well sir, I hope you are paying close attention to the words that are coming from my mouth. You can have barbeques and get togethers with your fellow Mafia Inc. members, but what good are they going to do you when you have to step into the ring with the most violent man walking the face of the earth today. What, what, you think I thought of that name on my own. I will take you past the normal limits of a man. I will take you to extremes you never thought possible. I will lift you up just enough to drag you down. I am like a drug and you are the abuser. The abuser is about to become the abused. Sutton pauses as he continues his walk. Sutton: I won't doubt that you were a big star in your past federations. But let's get something strait, this isn't your normal federation, this is Just Electrifying Wrestling. I would bleed, and sacrifice my life for this federation. Would you? NO! You got guts, I will give you that. You step up to the plate. You're ready to bat. Your first strike came when you accepted the challenge. The second strike came when you trash talked me. And Friday...well you're out. I'm not going to underestimate you, if anything I am overestimating you. Bring your friends, bring your weapons, bring whatever you think will prepare you for the pain you're about to feel. I need no friends, I want no friends, I am solo. The one man controlling factor. By hook or by crook, Friday willbe your debut and but it will also be the end of your career. You have been warned. Sutton: Sutton: Learn to swim Serial Killa, because Friday, when the water hits and the pain surfaces, there willbe nowhere to go but beneath the currents of the undertow. And that my friends is the fuckin end! ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton
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