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| (IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MIDGET SEX, GO NO FURTHER, LMFAO!!!) 3 A.M.: Josh Sutton opens the door to his home. He turns on the light and SMACK! Ashley slaps him across the face and Sutton nearly falls off his feet. Sutton regains his posture and rubs his cheek. Sutton: What the hell was that for? Ashley: I set up all night waiting for you. You had me worried to death. Sutton: I don't have time for this shit. I'm going to sleep. Ashley: You have an appointment with Dr. Lawter this morning at 10 A.M. Sutton: WHAT!?! The shrink?! Ashley: Yes... I felt it would help you with your problems. Sutton: I'm not crazy! I am telling the truth about the damn dwarf. Noone believes me, I have no problems and that Dr. Lawter is nothing but a money sucking tick! Ashley: I'm sorry, but I was worried about you. Sutton: Why is it that everytime you worry about me, I end up getting the raw end of the deal. I somehow always get fucked over when you are worried about me. Ashley: I.. Sutton: No...Don't even speak to me. I am going to sleep. Sutton exits the room and walks up a flight of stairs. He leaves the scene but you can hear him yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!" Sutton returns into the scene, holding Mini Sutton up by his shirt one handed. Sutton: What the hell was he doing in MY bed? Ashley: Well, I couldn't just throw him on the couch. I felt sorry for him. Sutton: Well go make his ass a shoe box bed or something. Take out a dresser drawer and put a damn pillow in it. He ain't sleepin' in my bed. Mini Sutton growls at Josh. Josh growls back and pushes him down onto the ground. Sutton: And you.. Don't start your shit with me. I MEAN IT! Mini Sutton: Me sorry... Mini Sutton runs behind Ashley and hides. Ashley: awww... YOU SHOULD be ashamed of yourself Josh! Treating him like that. Sutton: Oh well.. I am not ashamed...But I am tired..So I am going to sleep. ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton
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