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| Sutton pulls into his drive way, after the long day of "excitement." As he gets out of his car, the head interviewer from JEW, Matt Mills, who seemed to be waiting on him, approaches. Matt Mills: Hello Mr. Sutton, I am sure you remember me. I am here on behalf of JEW. Sutton: I remember you. Why do you ask me that everytime we have an interview? You have a bigger ego problem than I do. You obviously have some questions to ask me. I'm a busy man, shoot. Mills: Well Josh, alot of people are wondering what the connection between you and Damian Keyser is. Not even two weeks ago, you two were tearing into eachother like rabid dogs. Sutton: We have a very unique friendship. Why did i choose him to come aboard my stable? Because he's a crazy son of a bitch. He's smaller than most of the men in this federation but he's got more heart than the larger proportion. The reason behind it, Matt Mills, is simple, you got all these big stables forming, the Mafia Incorporated, Next Generation Superstars, the Masters of Mayhem. There needs to be a level of control around, that's what we are bringing to the table, Mills. A Controlling Factor. We don't need any catch phrases or t-shirts. We come as we are. Like us or not, JEW is about to be dominated. Mills: You mentioned nGs. You were recently a member, what happened? Sutton: Well like most of the other stables here in the JEW, there were alot of egos, convictions were running high. It just became too much crap for me. They were getting in over their heads. They had attracted all of these guys from Mafia Inc. into the federation. You can call me a coward if you want, but I wasn't going to stick around and get gang banged by them. You couldn't count on nGs to watch your back if you payed them in advance. Mills: What about Tommy Kane? Sutton: I've stated before, we and Tommy are good friends, that's not going to change. He's watched my back since day one here in JEW, and I will continue to watch his. Mills: Tuesday, you, along with 27 other men, step into a battle royal, the winner will control half of Tommy Kane's co-ownership to the world title. What will become of your friendship if you are able to pull off this amazing feat? Sutton: What will happen, let me tell you what will happen. Ratings, Mills, ratings will happen. Do you know how long the people have waited to see Tommy and I in the ring facing off, toe to toe, eye to eye, man to man?. Hell, we were the main reason that the Devine Disorder card did so good. IF i can pull off the feat of winning the battle royal? No, no, no Mills. There is no if to it, after Tuesday, you willbe looking at the winner and co owner of the world title. Mills: Ok, let's say you get to Tommy Kane, and you defeat him. There in front of you, remains The Snoops. What then? Sutton: I'm going to be honest with you, Mills, I never expected Snoops to make it this far. Before, I thought of Snoops as this low paid wrestler, who couldn't run with the big dogs. But now, I look at things in a new fashion, Snoops can run with the big dogs, but there's a certain line that he cannot cross. If he has to get in the ring with Josh Sutton, well let's just say, he who has the bigger heart, is the one who dies the quickest. Mills: Earlier today, it was documented that you had a meeting with possibly a new member of The Controlling Factor, can you let us in on who that might be. Sutton: You, just like every other person in the world, will have to wait til Tuesday to find out. This man, I have been scouting for some time. He has opened a lot of eyes and he will make a hell of an addition to the Factor. Mills: Are you worried that these new guys who have made their presence known in JEW as of late, such as Nero, Drayvn, Aleister Crowley, and the many others could possibly still your spot at the top? Sutton: Hey, I've said it before and I'll say it again, I will fight anyone, in any match, on any card. I don't care if you are the worst wrestler, the best wrestler, it doesn't matter. Someone wants to steal my spot, they are gonna have to take it from me, and in order to do that, you're going to damn well have to kill me. There's two things I don't do, Mills, I don't lose and I don't lay down for anyone. Mills: But you were defeated at Devine Disord... Sutton: I was screwed...How many times must we go through this. I had the damn match won. I had Snoops laid out flat on his back. Mills: Friday on Liberation, Fury made his presence known and nearly cost you another matchup, this time against Serial Killa. Sutton: Fury obviously doesn't learn. His problems don't lie with with me, they lie with Tommy Kane. But if he wants to drag out the issue with me, I'll be more than happy to oblige. You see Fury, while you've been sitting at home, watching JEW on the big screen TV, I've been making a huge name for myself in the world of wrestling, and you can't stand it. Whether you like it or not, we are going to step into the ring, and that bum knee of yours willbe the least of your problems. When you step into the squared circle with me, I am not out to beat you or humiliate you, I am out to eliminate you. Fury, think about what you are doing. Think about what you have to value. Don't make the mistake, don't cross the icon.....But until that day comes, I have bigger fish to fry. Mills: Well, Mr. Sutton, good luck on Tuesday...Any comments before we wrap up? Sutton: Luck is something I won't need. Luck is for the weak. Everyone in the battle royal should realize this, learn to swim boys, because when the water hits and the pain surfaces, there willbe nowhere to go but beneath the currents of the undertow...The End.. Sutton shuts the car door and pushes the camera away. He walks up and into his house. Scene changes..........
Sutton walks into the house and throws the keys down onto the table. Ashley comes around the corner and looks at Sutton. Josh turns and walks into the living room. Ashley follows.
| Ashley: Do you want to talk now? Sutton: What's there to talk about? You had an affair, with a midget, that was wished for by me. Ashley: I'm sorry, I didn't mean for it to happen. Sutton: Then why in the hell did you send me to the shrink? Ashley: Because I was worried about you. Sutton: There you go with that "I was worried about you" bullshit again. Ashley: It's true, I do worry about you, I love you Josh... Sutton smirks and turns away. Sutton: Keyser thinks you set me up, I don't want to believe him, but things are starting to seem clear and his point of view doesn't seem to bad. Ashley: NO! That's not true! It's just...I thought... Sutton: You thought I was crazy right? Ashley: Well....yeah...You can't blame me for that Josh, you were talking about gnomes and magic..What was I supposed to do? Sutton: How about believing me? Ashley: You don't know how bad I want to believe you. Sutton: Whatever... Sutton walks into the kitchen and turns into the hallway. He comes to the closet and turns the lock. He opens it and Mini Sutton tumbles out onto the floor at his feet. Sutton shakes his head and pulls Mini Sutton up, dragging him across the floor and into the kitchen. He grabs his keys and starts to walk off. Ashley: Where are you going? Sutton: I am going to prove to you that I'm not crazy. I'm going to find Wet Willy. Ashley: Please don't go!!! Sutton: I can't live with myself knowing everyone thinks I'm crazy. Ashley: There has to be some other way... Don't go. Why are you taking him? Sutton: So I don't have to worry about you two doing anything while I'm gone. Ashley: That would never happen again, I've seen how bad it's hurt you. Sutton: You have no idea how angry I am inside. Now, I have to go. I'll be back...soon, I hope. Come on Midget. Mini Sutton: Me no want to go!!! Sutton: Too damn bad! Mini Sutton holds onto the hinge of the door as Sutton tries to pull him out. Sutton smacks the midget in the head and pulls him the rest of the way out. Ashley stands at the door, trying to get him to come back, but Sutton ignores her. Sutton: I'm going to prove you and everyone else wrong. I'm going to kidnap Wet Willy from Wildawanka, and PROVE THE WORLD WRONG MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! A taxi pulls up right behind Sutton's car as he gets ready to pull out. Damian Keyser steps out and runs to the passengers side. Keyser: Dude, why the hell did you leave me?! Sutton: Because you're too damn talkative, and slow. Keyser: Where ya headed? Sutton: Remember when I said I had a plan to prove I wasn't crazy? Keyser: Yeah.. Sutton: I'm going to find and kidnap Wet Willy... Keyser: Mind if I tag along.. Sutton: Actually...I d.. Keyser: Cool, let's go. Sutton: Argh...FINE! GET IN! Keyser gets in and Sutton backs out, ready for the trip of his life. In his mind: "hmmm.. perhaps this will keep my stress level down, or maybe it willbe a catastrophe waiting to happen, with Keyser around, who knows...." Keyser breaks his train of though. Keyser: WOW! A real life Midget, can i pet it? Sutton: This is going to be a terrible terrible trip.... TO BE CONTINUED... ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton
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