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| When we last left our uncaped crusader, he had just found out that his little Receptionist: Here at Five Star hotel, we try to provide the best services to keep our customers happy. Would you like to rent a room tonight? Sutton: No, I am here to visit a friend, he's staying in room 293, Damian Keyser is his name. Receptionist: Ah, yes.. You must be Mr. Sutton, go on up, I believe he is expecting you. Sutton: Thanks, you haven't have happened to see a midget running around here tonight have you? About 3'9", bald head, goatee sort of like mine. Well, let me put it this way, he looks exactly like me but he's about 3 foot shorter. Receptionist: Umm...No sir, I have not, but I tell you what, If i happen to come by him, I will let you know, ok? Sutton: Yes, I would really appreciate this. Thanks. Sutton curses to himself as he pushes the button on the elevator. It quickly responds to the calling and Sutton steps on, pushing the button for the second floor. DING! The elevator stops and Sutton gets off. Looking in both directions, he follows the left wall until he comes to room 293. He knocks. Keyser answers. Sutton pushes him out of the way and enters the room. Sutton: I swear to god Keyser, if he gets in any trouble or tears anything up, it's coming out of your wallet, not mine. It was that bitch girlfriend's of your's responsibility to watch Mini Sutton and Wet Willy. Speaking of Willy, where is he. Keyser: Hey, watch what you're saying about my woman. I could say alot about your unfaithful wife. Wet Willy went with Glen to try and track down Mini Sutton. What do you want to do, just sit here and wait around for Glen to find him or go and look ourselves? Sutton: The longer that little bastard is out on his own, the more trouble he can cause. Look what the damn thing did to my car, and we were right there. Keyser: Good point! Let's go. Brittany: Hey, hey! Wait, what about me Keyser: Stay here, just in case Glen finds him and brings him back. Brittany: But, babe, I've been cramped up in this hotel room for 2 days. Can't I go? Sutton: WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT UP! The longer you sit here pissing and moaning the more money that is coming out of my pocket. Brittany, Keyser, you can both stay here for all I care. I am going to look for Bob, and that's the end of all ends. Brittany: God, honey, why do you team with this jackass? Can't you and the Snoops form an alliance, I liked him. Sutton snickers to himself by the door and makes little whip noises. Keyser gives Sutton a quick glance then turns his attention to Brittany. Keyser: Stay here, we need someone to stay behind. Brittany: Fine, then let him stay. Sutton: I ain't staying anywhere. Women don't even belong in professional wrestling. Why'd you bring her with us Keyser? You know, I don't even care. I don't care who comes with me, who stays here. I'm going. Keyser: We'll be back soon Brittany. Sorry. But Sutton is right, on atleast a couple of things. Brittany starts to speak but Keyser jumps from his seat and runs out the door, catching up with Sutton. Keyser: Let's make this quick. Sutton: Really? Make it quick? Don't be a dumbass. What the hell do you think Im gonna, take a nap? How long has he been gone. Did you even think to ask that? Keyser: About 30 minutes before me and Ohio got to the hotel, I imagine. Sutton: Why didn't you two contact me sooner?!?! Keyser: We tried. But then we discovered there are like a million bars and casinos in Las Vegas. We got lucky and got ya on the 50th one, haha. Sutton: I don't find this to be a laughing matter. I wonder if Ohio and Wet Willy have had any luck.....
The camera cut to Glen Ohio and Wet Willy. Willy is sitting on Ohio's shoulder, looking around. Ohio is shouting out "Here, Midget." No sign of Mini Sutton...
| Ohio: Damn, how far could he have went? So you created this guy right? Wet Willy: Umm, yes, well sorta. It is very difficult to explain. Ohio: Ah i see. Can't you use your powers to like track him or something? Are you like that dude from Aladdin? Wet Willy: No, I cannot use my powers unless someone makes a wish. Ohio: I wish I knew where Mini Sutton was. Wet Willy: I'm sorry I can't do it. You did not unlock me. Ohio: Genies, unlocking, midgets, what in the hell has Sutton drug me into?! Wet Willy: Strangely, I was about to ask the same question. Ohio: I wonder if Sutton is here yet, bet he is pissed. Wet Willy: He's always grouchy. Always yelling about something. Ohio: Honestly, between you and me, I bet Mini Sutton isn't even missing, I bet Sutton killed him and put him in a trash can. Wet Willy: But he wasn't here, good hypothesis though. Ohio: How do we know that for sure? How do we know he didn't say he was going to the bars, then turn around and come back, seeing Mini Sutton and got sick ideas in his head, that only Sutton could get. Wet Willy: I don't believe it but if it makes you feel any better, we can check the trash cans. Ohio: Good idea. Wet Willy shakes his small head as Glen Ohio walks down the hall, checking every trash can along the way.
The cameras cut back to Josh Sutton & Damian Keyser.
| Sutton: Hmmm.. Maybe we should ask around? Keyser: Alright, You take that side, and I'll take this side. They begin going down the halls and knocking on doors. The camera zooms in on Sutton as he knocks on another door. An older man answers. Sutton: Hello sir, did I wake you? Old Man: HUH?! SORRY SONNY YOUR GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP. MUH HEARIN AIN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE. Sutton: I SAID DID I WAKE YOU UP? I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. Old Man: HUH?! Sutton: I AM LOOKING FOR A MIDGET, SIR. Old Man: YOU HAVE A FIDGET? SORRY SONNY, CAN'T HELP YA THERE. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. The elderly man shuts the door. Sutton walks over to Keyser, who is talking to a male, who appears to be stoned. Man: Wassup my homies? What can I get you all? Dime bag, quarter? Sutton: How about information on a 3'9" midget? Man: What's that a code name for? I don't think my boys carry that. Keyser: Nevermind... Sutton: I think we'll pass this time, man. The man pokes his head out of the door, looks around, and shuts it. Sutton and Keyser have a laugh and then go back to searching for Mini Sutton. As they walk around the corner, Keyser bumps heads with Glen Ohio. Sutton: There you guys are. Where the hell have you been? Ohio: Which trash can did you put him in Sutton? Sutton: What are you talking about? Ohio: Don't play stupid, I know you did it. You couldn't stand Mini Sutton, so you knocked him off. Keyser stares at Sutton in disbelief. Keyser: You sick bastard. He did alot, but you didn't have to kill him. Sutton: What the hell, even if I wanted to kill Mini Sutton, I wouldn't. Where the hell did you get an idea like that, Ohio? Did you already visit that pot head down the hall way? Ohio: I dunno, I just thought you might have knocked him off, it made sense at the time. Sutton: Well I didn't... So I take it you two haven't found him yet either. Ohio: Nope... No signs of the little guy. Keyser: Damn, how far could the little guy have gotten in that short amount of time. Ohio: That's what I said. Noone's seen him either. Maybe he got kidnapped. Sutton: Let's hope so...er I mean well, we can't stop looking. Keyser: Alright, but I need to use the bathroom first. Sutton: Alright, but hurry up. Keyser goes to open the bathroom door and as he does, Mini Sutton falls out!!!! Keyser looks down and laughs. Sutton walks over and grabs him. Sutton: Where the hell have you been? You had them worried. Mini Sutton: Me got stuck. Me accidently shut door and couldn't reach after done goin potty. Me try to stand on trash can but still no reach. Sutton: Damnit. Keyser(In bathroom): SON OF A BITCH! He pissed allover the floor! The guys all laugh at Keyser as the scene begins to... ~FADE TO BLACK
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