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Howard Stern's entrance movie and theme plays as they show the morning's guest, JEW superstar Josh Sutton sitting in the green room with his wife/valet Ashley. The cameras cut to Howard sitting behind his booth. They show Robin, Fred, and Jackie. Cuts back to Howard. Howard: We got a special guest here tonight, and it's a privelege to have him back on the show. Later in the show Just Elecrifying Wrestling, did I say that right, yeah, Just Elecrifying Wrestling superstar, Josh Sutton is here. But that's not who I am wanting to see. Have you seen the broad he married? She is hot. I would like to bang her. Let's go ahead and bring him in. "Snap your fingers, Snap your neck" plays in the studio. The doors open and Josh Sutton along with Ashley step in. Sutton shakes hands with Howard, Jackie, and Fred. Howard: If you are just tuning in, we are here with JEW superstar Josh Sutton. Josh, it's good to have you back on the show. Last time you were here, you had just captured the EWWL World title. What's happened since then. Sutton: Always a pleasure to be here, Howard, always a pleasure. Well ya know, EWWL had a couple of falling outs, I did alittle hopping around, keeping my options opened up and gaining alot of fan fare. Captured a couple of major titles. Currently working in JEW 2, as you said earlier. Robin: What happened to EWWL? Can you talk about it? Sutton: It had some problems with egos, too many egos for it to stay a solid faction that it was meant to be. The grip started to slip and it fell off the cliff. But the funny thing is, it's back open and I make my EWWL return Wednesday night in a 4 way dance. Howard: What I want to know is where did you meet this lovely girl Ashley? Sutton: That's an interesting story. When i was wrestling upstate Chicago, I broke my arm and she gave me a ride to the emergency room. I asked for her number and about a year after that we tied the knot so to speak. Robin: I think you can leave Josh, I think Howard wants to interview Ashley haha. Commercial for Hollywood Strippers. Commercial for E! True Hollywood Stories. We return to the show. Howard: Ok...So EWWL closes down, your left without a job. You hop around to federations so to speak, making money along the way. Ok so what next? Sutton: I'm workin my ass of in JEW 2. Starting my career in EWWL over again. I'm not trying to go back and restart my career, I'm just paving over all the sh*t i've messed up over the years. Howard: You can't do this forever, what are your plans once you retire? Sutton: I'm not going to retire. Never. I was born to wrestle in that ring, so I must have also been born to DIE in that ring. I hope that doesn't happen soon but hell anything can happen in this sport. Howard: Now I understand coming up this tuesday you got a match with one of the top stars in the promotion. I have to tell you Josh, I'm not a big JEW fan, I confess, I watch PCW tv. Any chance of the fans seeing you on a PCW show anytime soon. Sutton: Seph Deamonte, my opponent for Tuesday. As for PCW, they will get what's coming to them sooner than later. The only way you will ever see Josh Sutton on a PCW show is if I take over their roster and burn em all at the stake! Howard: Well Josh, it was nice seeing you again. Your welcome back anytime. Anything you'd like to say before we close out? Sutton: Yeah. This tuesday, tune into JEW's Showdown and watch as the top stars of JEW collide in the second round to determine who will go on to the PPV to claim the world title. And that my friends is the end. The scene begins to fade as Sutton and Ashley head out the door for the post interview segment of the show. The Credits roll. ~FADE TO BLACK
| "To women, I am like a drug....They can't get enough of me. Men envy what I have while their children look up to me as their hero." - Josh Sutton |