Welcome to the column that's better than sex, and twice as long!!!! That's right, it's time for edition #2 of the Inferno. This is the Franchise of the WTF. Flaming Fleming and I will cut the intro short and just go to random thoughts on the WTF!!!

-Is it just me or is the WTF getting more and more popular by the minute maybe I'll start making more than 35 cents.

-One of my Asian Collegegues, who shall reman nameless.. Oh what the hell, it's Hein the Dragon, has really let me and the rest of the Asian Sensation down by deciding to quit the WTF, Forfeiting the IC title, and choosing to back out of the wrestling fold. Now the WTf roster isn't very big to begin with, but to lose any members of the federation really hurts our talent pool. So "if" Hein decides to return, his position in the Asian Sensation might already be filled up come April Anarchy........

-Now, for the rest of the Asian Sensation, Hau is ut for two weeks with an eye injury suffered at the ahdns of Huge Fuge. He should m,ake it back in time for April Anarchy. As for the "loose canon" Orion, I'll have to train with him a but more, so he dosen;t end up killing anyone... including himself.

-Tag team fold is really starting to develop in the WTF, Tag teams of Oak and Broke, Fuge and Moir, and of Course the best tag team The Orion and Myself, might stir things up in the WTF.

-The new comer EZC is not only going to get beat Fodge at April Anarchy, don't be suprised if another Asian interfere's in that macth and it won't be a member of the Asian Sensation.

-Fantastic Fodge made a great debut on Raw, by winning the Hardcore title in a triple threat match, but made a rookie mistake by thinking he could defend it anytime and as soon as he won it, that bum  Boxcar Bryan, now holds two of the WTF titles

-I was thinking in that last thought, that it's pretty sad, that a homeless, smelly, big nosed bum has held 2 more titles than I have.

-I wastched the tape of the Royal Rumble, and I'm trying to figure out how Camera won that mtach Hurricane Hau didn't even get eliminated!!! hmmm.....

-I just wan to say that idiot Superfly Stefan at Highway to Hel, proved once and for all that I am the Franchise.

-My last thought is a poem about the WTf champion, Dan the Man
There one was a guy named Dan
Who thought he was the man,
But then he got beat
Cause he couldn;t hande the heat,
And so went home with his hand!!!!

           Sincerly F.F