| Princess Dorkerella Once upon a time there was a princess, but this wasn't any ordinary princess, this was Dorkerella, Princess of the Dorks!! It was a cold snowy windy day...a day so gray and ugly that it made dorkerella the same way...gray and ugly. Dorerella's parents were the great and famous King Rob, King of the Dorks, as for Dorkerella's mother, she does not know because Rob is a manslut. That was one of the many reasons Dorkerella was so cold and angry, for she had much hatred towards King Rob and so at the age of 5, Dorkerella ran away from home to start her own Kingdom. She moved far away into the strange unknown land that she would later name Canada! Dorkerella worked many years to make her Kingdom strong and to get followers. It was hard at first, but she soon learned that the land she chose was full of people just like her and were all very dork-worthy. Soon her followers all fell under her dorky spell of dorkness, and they were in such a fog that they did not realize that she was not above them, but yet an equal, just as dorky as them. Dorkerella did not realize this fact either, for she was born into a Kingdom and felt that she must be the dorkiest of them all. The power soon went to her head and this also made her very bitchy. She became so bitchy that people started to stay away from her and she had no friends. She would often wonder why people would not try to be her friends, but she thought it must be all the power she had and that they saw themselves as not worthy to be in her presense. Dorkerella became so alienated from her loyal followers that she slowly started staying inside more and more. Soon she would go days without going outside and without even a glance out the window. She would lock herself in her room for hours and sit in front of her pc and go to a place called Pretty Tied Up. There she would make friends under false pretense and they began to trust her and she became quite happy even though the people that were her friends were not there. One day she had gotten so relaxed in talking to her newfound friends that her evil dorky bitchy side came out again, a side that she thought she'd never see again. It was never really gone but just burried away inside her dorky heart of evil. The people at PTU became scared and feared for their lives. Sadness filled their hearts as they realized the girl whom they thought was their friend was really an evil psycho Dork-leading bitch. She cursed them all as she left for the final time that day, never to return to the only place where she had ever found peace with herself and had made her first real friends. The days that would follow that fateful day would get worse and worse. She now had no one to turn to, for she had abandoned her followers and hurt her friends at PTU, so she would sit in her room and think the day away. As she sat there thinking, evil thoughts started to creep back into her head and soon the sadness she had turned to anger, and the anger turned into hatred. The fateful day in PTU, the day in which the evil Dorkerella was reborn was the last anyone ever heard from her. Perhaps someday she will come back, maybe using another screen name, making a new identity and starting anew. No one knows, and if she returns, no one will ever know if it is truly her. The End! |
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