You know you're THE 100%-Aqua fan if...

101. You threatens to make a riot if the new freeway to Esbjerg isn't finished
by summer (Danish Joke).. 

102. You buy any paper and magazine that has an AQUA picture in it.. 


103. You spend hours every week in your local quick-shop to look through all the
papers for AQUA stuff.. 

104. When you invite your girl/boy-friend for a romantic dinner, you put
'Turn Back Time' on the stereo.. 

105. You serve mineral-water instead of Wine for the dinner.. 

106. When you are trying to get a date, the punch-line is 'Do You Wanna Go For
A Ride ?' 

107. You can't remember the name of Lene's new boyfriend, and you've never seen
him anywhere, but you JUST DON'T LIKE HIM.. 

108. (For Danish 'MIX' readers) You buy the biographic of Per Stig Moeller,
becourse Soeren would give that to Claus as a X-mas present..


109. You start an argument with everyone on how Lene's name is pronounced..


110. You never get to do any sports becourse the Music-charts is on TV2 at the
same time.. 

111. You could have kissed Lotte Majlhede (Danish TV-News) when she told that
Mattel had lost the first part of the case.. 

112. You have their logo - or Lene's eagle - tattooed on your body
(there was a real life example...me!) 

113. You try to make/bake anything with the Aqua logo (another real-life example....
you know who!) 

114. You make a page dedicated entirely to them (you know who again)


115. You visit Serena Lee's Aqua Page or Aqua's Official Homepage
everyday just to see if they came up with any new news
(me again!!!) 

116. When there is a movie starring them, you rush to go see it first


117. You have actually sent mail to them (me AGAIN!!!) 

118. If your family says "oh no" when they here the word AQUA 


119. You bought several copies of Aquarium just in case on breaks from
listening to it so much. 

120. You cut your hair short and dye the front orange. 

121. You shave your head and walk around in a kilt. 

122. You dye your hair blond and spike it.  Then you get on your bike and
start singing "I'm a Barbie Girl..." 

123. Your family hid Aquarium because they are sick of hearing it.


124. You just got an eagle tattoo on your right arm. 

125. The door to your room has the "Presented in Aquascope" logo on it.


126. You Barbie collection has suddenly grown. 

127. You move to Denmark to be closer to Aqua. 

128. You are a little girl who goes around claiming to be Rene's daughter.


129. You describe the parody "Bimbo Girl" as insulting to Lene. 


130. You change your name to Lene, Rene, Soren, or Claus. 

131. You are trying to figure out how to get your computer to put that
slash thing in the o (Like in Nystrom). 

132. You change your name to Marius and then you claim to be Lene's
boyfriend. 

133. You sing "Lollipop (Candyman)" when you eat lollipops. 

134. Candyman vs. Spock from "Star Trek": who will win. 

135. While creating fanfic for your favorite TV show, you create characters
that have the same names as the members of Aqua. 

136. You become a news reporter so you can interview Aqua.
 

137. You search the jungle for Doctor Jones. 

138. You tape the music videos every time they are on. 

139. Even though you have Aquarium, you continue to record their songs on
the radio. 

140. You go on a trip into space hoping that the Candyman will beam onto
your ship with his robot. 

141. One day Lene goes home for vacation.  She finds you in her house.


142. You've seen "Bladerunner" many times. 

143. You sent death threats to the owner of Mattel when they tried to sue
Aqua. 

144. If you fill up a whole notepad about the facts you know about Aqua to
prove you are a fan 

145. All the local radio staions know you by your first name because you 
constantly phone them to request Aqua. 

146. You pay your friends to buy you rare Aqua singles when they visit foreign countries overseas (My friend is going to England, France and Rome in 2 weeks time!!) 

147. You pay them to find out where Aqua will be living when they move to England so they can get their signatures for you (Aqua's moving there in a few weeks!) 

148. When you babysit, you put on Aqua to shut the noisy children up(I have
to do that all the time) 

149. You turn all of the little children in the neighborhood to Aqua fans.


150. You buy anything you can that is blue(T-Shirts, shoes, etc.)

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