Nick: Oh crap. Would it be ok if I said ummm No?
Howie: I don't think that's going to work this time Nicky
Fred: Did it work for Autumn? Nope. I already have your punishment ready.
Tre: *to AJ* I bet he has to listen to Mandy
AJ: That would be funny as hell
Nick: I heard that and NO it wouldn't be funny dude.
Fred: Not quite. He has to wash my car....
Tre: What? You have Autumn in there, probably wishin she was deaf right now and he has to wash your car! That's it..I'm freeing Autumn
Fred: You go back there Tre and I'll put in Staind and make you listen to the whole cd.
AJ: Ouch...baby, I think you better stay here
Fred: I didn't finish. He has to wash my car with this toothbrush.
Nick: WHAT? That ain't possible dude!
Tre: *laughing* Loook....it's it's.....his......
Brian: Spit it out Tre..it's not that hard
Tre *Laughing*
AJ: Geesh baby...spit it out.
Kevin: Words aren't that hard to put together
Tre *flips off Kevin and still laughing*
Bria: You do realize that wasn't necessary, don't you Trelyn?
Howie: Yea, that was harsh
Nick: I have three words for you..anger management
Fred: *looks at Nick and starts laughing*
Nick: What? What's so funny?
Tre *stops laughing* Nick... think, ok wait that's a lot to ask for from you. Anger management...is 2 WORDS IDIOT
Nick: Shut up and tell us what you were gonna tell us..geesh.
Autumn: *from back* MAKE IT STOP!
Tre: Ok fine you want to know what I was laughing at? Look at the toothbrush Fred is holding and saying you are going to use to wash his car.
Kevin: Don't you think she's endured enough N stupid?
Nick: What about...HEY that's MY toothbrush! Can't we use AJ's toothbrush instead? After all he is the one who put the oatmeal in your hat.
Howie: Really Fred. I mean N Sync is really below the belt. She's learned her lesson.
AJ: I did not put the oatmeal in his hat it was Autumn that did that. *looks at Fred* oops
Tre: *Hits Aj*
Fred: I don't believe that. She knows that's my lucky hat
Kevin: No but AJ did switch the Cds in your car.
AJ: KEVIN!!!!
Tre: I guess what comes around goes around, huh Aj?
Nick: Autumn didn't put the oatmeal in his hat. It was too AJ.
AJ: Lies! All lies! I was..uh..Um.. Howie lil help here?
Howie: Hey man don't look at me, you put yourself in this situation
Tre: Yea babe, figure out a way to talk yourself out of this one
AJ: Ummmm...Give me a minute *looks up to see Autumn sneaking out the back room* HEY! Durst she's sneaking out!
Autumn: I want some water...that's all
Tre: Yea leave her alone, I think she's going through enough
Kevin: Of course you think that, you and her are partners in most things that happen to us around here
Autumn: *trying to sneak out* Lies..all lies..
Fred: Hey where you think you're going ? And since when did you and AJ share a brain?
Autumn: Umm going? Uhh I'm umm going uhh to umm the bathroom, yea that's it, the bathroom
Brian: Oh yea...good save *rolls his eyes*
Fred: *walks over to Autumn* Well, I'll have to stand guard to make sure you don't escape. THEN I'll get you some water.
Autumn: But I want to get it..from Mexico.
Tre: Autumn...you know what they say..don't drink the water in Mexico
Nick: Yea duh, I mean geesh, why go there when you can get some water here at home. I swear some people.
Autumn: Yeah and they also say don't make someone you love listen to a troll try to sing...*shoots a look at Fred*
Fred: Now baby..this is for your own good.
Autumn: Yeah...and when you sleep alone tonight that's for your own good. Nick..idiot. Go use that toothbrush for whatever reason
Tre: For her own good? That's like telling someone while your breaking their leg it's for their own good, just don't work. Yea Nicky, go brush, umm wash, Freds car.
Brian: Come on Nick, I'll help you.
AJ: Ohh Durst hsa to sleep alone in the closet....I mean..damnit
Autumn: HEY Brian can't help Nick! That ain't fair. I'm enduring a group that sucks alone
Kevin: She's gotta point Bri, although I hate to admit that, she does. He has to indure his punishment alone.
Howie: I'm glad it's Nick and not me.
Brian: Sorry Nick....they won't let me.
Nick: No fair! Why can't Autumn have AJ listen to N Sync with her?
AJ: What?! Cause I don't wanna listen to troll boy and his back up singers man. It's her punishment not mine
Howie: Just go and get it over with Nick so our day can get back to normal. Well, as normal as our days get around here anyway
Nick: *walks off mumbling* One day I'll kick Fred's butt
Fred: What was that Carter?
Nick: Uh huh? Ummm nothing man nothing.
Tre: He said that one day he'll kick your butt
Nick: TRE!!!!
Fred: Yeah right....and McLean will give up Pulp Fiction
AJ: What? Never!
Autumn: Do I gotta go back and listen to that..that...so called music?
Tre: What is it with everyone yelling my name today? We could only wish he would give it up....
Fred: Yes Autumn, you have to listen to the whole cd.
Autumn: *puts arms around Fred and starts kissing him*
Howie: Ohh great..now she's gonna try that
Tre: Girl you know you could of started that somewhere else!
Brian: Oh like you are one to talk Tre
Tre: Bite me Brian
AJ: Hell no he best not....that's my job
Howie: Great...we wanted to know that AJ.
AJ: I try. *looks at Fred and Autumn* Get a room!
Nick: *comes in soaking wet* Guys...
Tre: *laughing* Nick you are supposed to wash the car not yourself!
Nick: Shut up Tre!
Tre: Make me blondie
Kevin: Both of you shut up
Nick: She started it and I'm tired of it.
Tre: What are you going to do little boy whine me to death?
Nick: Girl if you don't be quiet....
Kevin: AJ..get your woman under control.
AJ: Yeah right
Brian: Wow....I never knew Autumn and Fred could go without breathing that long
Howie Yeah, I'm suprised they haven't turned blue yet...
Tre: Nick you wouldn't know what to do with a girl once you got ahold of her.
Nick: I'm warning you Tre, you better shut up.
AJ: Okay enough of that. Stop it. Oh and Nick and Tre...stop.
Kevin: didn't you mean them first?
AJ: No I meant them. *points at Autumn and Fred*
Kevin: Well will you please stop your girl from being cruel to Nick.
Tre: Cruel? He hasn't seen cruel yet but he will if he don't get his blonde self away from me.
Fred: *finally stopped kissing* Ok, enough. Carter get out and start washing my car
Nick: But ... *gets look from Fred* Fine....*walks out mumbling* Yeah if I was to kiss him like that I wouldn't have to wash the car
Autumn: EWWWW
AJ: *laughing* Nick ain't THAT stupid
Tre: Now THERE'S a visual none of us needed!!!
Fred: That's just....sick man. Why you gotta get freaky like that?
Brian He's lost his mind.
Autumn: What mind?
AJ: Good point
Autumn: Well, I'm gonna get some water and maybe head shopppin...
Fred: Ummm there is still a cd to listen to young lady
Kevin: Ooops...thought you were going to get away, huh?
Howie: Wow, I thought for sure she made him forget
Autumn: But Fred..... I mean....what if I made you listen to something you hated.
Fred: Autumn..back in there.
Autumn: I hate you *storms off to back*
Tre: Man...you are cruel, Fred. Making her listen to the whole thing just isn't right.
Kevin: She needs to learn there are consequences for her actions. Something I believe you need to learn Tre.
AJ: *smiling* Tre already knows there are consequences for her actions *winks at Tre*
Kevin: AJ not like that!
AJ: What? *acts innocent*
Autumn: *from back* Why don't you just make me listen to Christina too while you are at it?
Fred: *yelling back* If you keep it up, I will
Autumn: *screams* NO!!!
Tre: That's just mean
Autumn: I really hate you Fred!
Fred: No you don't
Autumn: Yeah I do
AJ: Ok ok, you hate him. I'm warming up the pizza so I can eat
Fred Yea, I'm feeling hungry too
both leave for the kitchen
Tre: *sneaks back to where Autumn is* Here girl. *hands her a Korn cd* Put it on low so he can't hear
Autumn: *grins* Thanks girly. Oh and do me a favor..hide his movie for me. And tell him I'm hungry too.
Tre: Can do and hungry for what? *grins*
Autumn: Oh hush Tre...
Tre: Hey can't help it, it's a curse. I'll bring you some pizza so he doesn't know you switched Cds'
Autumn: Ok, yea cause then he'll probably make me listen to Christina after this *shudders*
Tre: Yea, that would be horrible. I mean N Sync is bad enough.
Autumn: Yeah really. You better get before he gets back and sees you gone..ewww...I said that
Tre: It's okay. Temporay insanity...I'll take care of things. *Tre walks out*
Brian: We getting Nick so he can eat?
Fred: No he has to wash my whole car, there are no breaks.
Brian: Hey Autumn got to get a drink of water
Tre: *walking in* Hey guys, I'm getting Autumn some pizza
Fred: Fine..get him for about 3 minutes.
Brian: Wow...you do have a soft side *runs out to get Nick*
Fred: Whoa....I'll take her the pizza. Thanks anyway Tre.
Tre: NO! *Fred looks at her* I mean, umm No, I'll take it. You stay here and eat, I mean after everything you've gone through today.
Kevin: *whispering to Howie* What is she up to?
Autumn: *screaming* I'm hungry.... Need food...also need a NEW boyfriend
AJ: Geesh, angry much Autumn? I want McDonald's
All: NO!
Tre: Aj, we eat McDonalds practically every day. I'm sick of McDonalds, No don't give me the pouty lip. We are eating pizza. Deal with it.
Aj: *whining* Awwww but baby...I want my McDonalds
Kevin: Oh no, now he's being like Nick. Last thing we need is another Nick.
Autumn: Well..I want my baby back ribs... *sings loudly* I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK...
Tre: *to Fred* NOW look what you have her doing! *takes pizza and walks to back*
AJ: You gotta admit that was scary
Fred *looking shocked* I..I...never thought that would happen.
AJ Well man, you better do something about it, cause I am NOT going to put up with a N Sync fan hanging out with my girl. She might turn her into one. *shudders*
Tre: *in back* Here you go girly. *laughing* You do realize you freaked them all out with that little 'baby baby back ribs' thing, don't you?
Nick: Yeah and she might actually dump you for Justin now that he's free....
Fred: Shut up Carter!
in back
Autumn: *laughing* Yeah....that's why I did it. Thanks for the pizza
Tre: Hey no problem, you know I'll help any way I can. Oh and Fred wanted to bring the pizza back so be careful, ok?
Autumn: Yea alright, thanks for the heads up on Fred
in kitchen
Nick: What? I think Autumn and Justin would look good together
Kevin: NICK!
Fred: Get back to washing my car NOW
Nick: Geesh she would.....I mean she'd look better with me though
Fred: Ok THAT'S IT!!! Carter, you are going to be in pain in about 30 seconds *walking to Nick*
AJ: *laughing* I think that is your cue to run really fast Nick.
Tre: *walking in* What is going on? *Nick runs past with Fred on his heels* Ok, what stupid thing did blondie do now?
Howie: He said Autumn and Justin would look good together, then said she'd look better with him
AJ: That's scary. Autumn hangin with N Sync and not us.
Tre: *deciding to be mean* Well she was just back there saying Justin had a good singing voice
Brian: She said what? This is all Freds fault.
Tre: Well yea, she said she actually sat down and really listened and decided they sound really good. I think she even might go and see them in concert.
Kevin I can't believe she would. She has always hated N Sync.
AJ: DURST! What did you do to our Autumn? If she turns into a N Sync fan I'm so kicking your butt.
Fred: Tre's just saying that.
Tre: No I ain't. She said she also never realized how good he looked until now. I told her it was anger and she said it wasn't
Fred: Tre, if this is a joke, it isn't funny
Tre: Who said I was joking? I mean it's your fault. She always thought they were all ugly and couldn't sing until you made her listen to the whole cd. Don't go blaming me.
AJ: Nice going Durst.
Howie: Man, we lost Autumn to N Sync because of Limp Bizkit. That's messed up
Fred: She doesn't like them..she would NEVER like them. No way
Brian: Really Howie. Which CD you make her listen to?
Fred: The one with...hell I dunno
AJ: Please say it ain't No String Attached?
Tre: It was No Strings Attached. You know, the biggest selling album ever.
AJ: I told you not to say that!!
Tre: Hey it's not my fault, blame Fred, he's the one who thought of the punishment
Autumn: *from back, laughing to self. decides to have some fun, starts singing loud*
I've loved you forever
In lifetimes before
And I promise you never
Will you hurt anymore
I give you my word
Justin..I give you my heart (give you my heart)
This is a battle we've won
And with this vow
Forever has now begun
AJ: DURST! Thanks a LOT man!
Kevin: Really. Now we have to listen to that!
Tre: I told you she liked Justin now
Fred: *in shock* This is NOT happening. There is no way.
AJ: Yea well it is, you better get back there and set her straight Durst, or all 5 of us are going to kick your butt
Tre: You've gotta lot of work to do Fred. She really likes Justin now, alot.
Autumn *still looking to have some fun*
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby bye bye bye ...
Tre: See? It's got really bad now
AJ: Make it stop!!
Tre: She's basically gonna sing that to you Fred..all for Justin cause she loves him now
Fred: SHUT UP TRE!!!
Tre: Damn no need to yell at me, I mean it's your fault she's dumping you for a troll, not mine.
Brian: Fred, just go and fix it please. I can't stand another minute listening to that...stuff
AJ: And you though Nick was bad...at least he's in our group..
Tre: Yeah and just think....Autumn's gonna hook up with Justin and one day thank you.
in the back, Autumn switched the Cds really quick
Fred: Thank me? Oh hell no, that aint happenin. *stalks to the back*
Tre: *smiles* We are so evil
Kevin: *looks at Tre* You mean that was all a lie? Nothing you just told him was true?
Tre: Nope. Never would be.
Autumn: *from the back* NOOOOO my CD
Fred: Listen to this....classic LB stuff.
Autumn: Nooo give me back my N Sync cd. I need to listen to Justin. I miss his voice already
Brian: Wait 'til Durst hears it was all fake, he'll be pissed.
Tre: And who is gonna tell him Brian? You? Even if you do, I'll deny it and so will Autumn.
Kevin: Yea but you said it was all a lie in front of all of us
Tre: Yeah but look at it this way..we all said it was torture on Autumn. So we done her a favor by keeping her anti N Sync...right?
AJ: She has a point.
Autumn: But I miss Justin's sexy voice. I could never forget it
Fred: The hell you can!
Autumn: But Fred. You made me listen to him, how can you be so cruel to give me Justin and then take him away? That is just not right.
Kevin: Ohhh she's good.
Tre: Oh yea...we always figure out a way to punish the punishers...*smiling* don't forget that Kevin.
Kevin: What's that supposed to mean?
AJ: You have to ask? You're as bad as Nick
Fred: Because you hate Justin....You love me and my voice. And I shouldn't had made you listen to that CD and if I lose you to Timberlake I'll hurt AJ
AJ: Me? Who wait a minute...
Howie: Great...Nick ain't in so we blame AJ?
Autumn: You can't hurt Aj for me following my heart. I love Justin now. *gets up* I have to go to him.
Fred: Sit down this minute, you aint going anywhere. I will get this 'Justin festish' out of you if I have to...if I have to..break every N Sync cd I find.
Autumn: Noooo....don't you dare break my 'swallows hard* baby's cds. I can't bare to be without them.
Tre: *laughing* I wish I was in there to see his face
AJ: Are you sure it's an act? She's sounds so...convencing it's scaring me
Tre: Um, I hope so.
Fred: No I'm breaking every CD I find and you ain't stopping me
AJ: Don't forget the No Strings Attached Cd....we won't care for you to break it, right guys?
All the guys Oh please break it
Fred: Don't worry, they are all getting broke. I will NOT lose my lady to a a boy who looks like he dries his hair in a clothes dryer.
sounds of Fred looking through cds
Autumn: NO..not that one. No you can't have it. Give it back......
Howie Remind me again never to make you two mad
Fred: Nope..can't do it...*sound of CD being broken*
Autumn NOOOOOOO..
Nick: *comes in* Forget his car! I'm resting? What I miss?
Tre: Everything as usual
Kevin: Tre, that wasn't necessary, I mean he was outside.
Tre: Yeah but even if he was inside, he would of missed what was going on.
Nick: Huh?
Tre: *smiles* See
AJ: *grinning* Hey Nick, let me see your phone.
Nick: Why?
Fred: Now for this CD..wait this is the guys...AH here is an N Sync CD. *busting sound heard*
Autumn NOOOOOO...why you denying me Justin ? You jealous or something?
Nick: Why is Fred breaking stuff?
Tre: Duh...
Fred: Jealous? Jealous of Timbershit? Hell no...uhh I ummm just don't want him to take you
AJ: *on phone* Hey yeah Justin...can you come over it's AJ. I got someone I want you to meet. *grins*
Tre: And you think I'm evil!
Autumn: Why? He's got everything ..nice voice,,nice body... I can go on and on
AJ: Please don't. I'll hurl
Tre: Yea that even made me feel sick.
AJ: And by the way baby, where do you think I learned it?
Nick: Learned what?
AJ: *sighs* learned how to be evil, idiot
Nick: OHHHH
Fred: I have one more...Bye Bye Bye. *smashing sound heard*
Autumn: Nooooooo!!! My CDs..my true love's voice gone....gone..gone...
Fred: Hell no don't even start. I ain't putting up with it baby
Brian: Hey Aj, is he coming over?
AJ: *laughing* Yep, wait 'til Durst sees him
Tre: I gotta warn Autumn some how.
Kevin: Oh no you don't. You two wanted to play this game, now let her see her 'one true love' face to face.
Nick: Kevin..loosen up and have some fun.
AJ: Really. We gotta warn her. Baby, go act like you are comforting her and let her know.
Tre: Okay *gets up and heads towards back*
Brian: Man....I don't think I want to be here when it all hits the fan
Tre *in back* Fred, I think you've done enough for one day, let me sit with her for a while. *heads to Autumn who is sitting with her hands over her face* It'll be ok Autumn.
Fred: You think I've done....I think she's done...what the hell is going on here?
Tre: Just go out with the guys, ok? *Fred leaves* Autumn, umm Aj called Justin and he's coming over.
Autumn: WHAT? Why did AJ do that? He knows it was an act, right?
Tre: Yeah but..heck it's AJ. I dunno what to tell ya.
Autumn: *grins* Yeah but it's AJ's fault.....sorry but I gotta get him back for the closet thing... I'll play along..ewww.
Tre: What?
Autumn: I have to hug Timberlake....to make it look like...ewww
Tre: Oh man girl, that's just not.....right
Autumn: I know, but what else can I do. i want to get back at Fred and AJ. Now I can.
Tre: Alright, I'm with ya here. *shivers* man to hug timberlake. I feel bad for you.
Autumn: Thanks but after seeing Freds and AJs face after I do it, it may be worth it.
Tre: Dunno. But let me get Fred back here to get it more...realistic.
Autumn: Tell him I found a CD..a single and I'm gonna listen to it
Tre: Okay *walks out* Fred man, she found a single of Gone and she's gonna listen to it.
Fred: What? No, the hell she is. *runs to the back*
Tre: *smiles* Let the fun begen
AJ: *walks in with Popcorn* This is gonna be good. SO what she gonna do?
Kevin: She's about to tell Fred the truth
Nick: Noooo...Kevin either be quiet or I show the cluck dance
Kevin: *Sits down*
Tre: What makes you think she's going to tell the truth? Haven't you learned yet?
Aj: So, what's she gonna do?
Howie: This is just a messed up way to use or time off, you do know that right?
Tre: You have to sit and wait, Aj.
AJ: Awww but I want to know now
Tre: Nope...you have to wait. No whining..you too Nick.
Brian: Should we hide?
Doorbell rings and AJ grins
Howie: So who's answering it?
AJ: Oh I will. Definitly me.
Kevin: AJ you are having WAY too much fun with this, you know.
Tre: Oh but Kevy Kev, the fun hasn't started yet. *grins*
AJ: *answers the door* Hey Justin man, come on in.
Justin: Hey dude, what'd ya need?
AJ: Well....I have a friend you need to meet. She's like in love with you.
Kevin: *rolls eyes*
Nick: *to Brian* Man why he gotta be copying me?
Justin: Aight. Where she at?
Tre: Well *clears throat* she's in the back. I'll go get her.
Justin: Aight, cool. You go and do that Tre.
Aj: Hey uhh Justin why don't you come on in and take a seat.
Justin: sounds cool dude. Hey everyone.
All: Hey Justin
AJ: *to kevin* Say anything and I'll make sure Carson gets the tape. *over to Justin* So..have you ate yet? We were about to cook some chicken.
Brian Yeah um..*laughs* it's Kentucky chicken
Nick: *busts up laughing*
Justin: Was so funny dawg?
Tre: *in back* Hey umm Autumn. *stifles a laugh* There is someone here to see you.
Fred: Who? Who's here to see her?
Autumn: Ok, thanks Tre. *wipes a fake tear away* Fred, please move out of my way. I think it's none of your business who is here to see me, specially after the way you have acted today.
Fred: Me acted? Wait a minute. Your the one calling that 'person' your one true love.
Justin: Kentucky chicken? Is that like hot or something?
Howie: And we thought Nick was bad *to self*
Justin: Huh?
Howie: Nothing man. Um Tre, she on the way out?
Tre: *from back* Yeah
Autumn: *to Fred* That person has a name you know. Now if you excuse me, I have company. *walks out.*
AJ: You'll like her. You know of Autumn, right?
Justin: Autumn? As in the season? Well duh man, everyone knows the seasons *rolls eyes*
Nick: *laughs* No idiot, not the season the girl!!
Justin: Girl?
Kevin: Oh for cripes sakes. Yes a GIRL you know the opposite of boy. A woman. Oh wait...your ex is no longer a girl but not yet a woman...then what the hell is she?
Autumn: Oh My gosh...it it can't be. Tre is this real? Is it him?
AJ: Justin. meet Autumn.
Tre: Yeah it is real. You've finally met him
Justin: *gets up smiling and eyeing Autumn* Hi! I'm Justin.
Autumn: I know. *goes over and hugs him* I can't believe this is happening..I'm like so in love with you.
AJ: *trying not to laugh and gag* Yeah so that is Autumn, what ya think?
Justin: Well dawg, Autumns never looked so good man.
Fred: *heading to livingroom* What the hell is going on. *stops and see Autumn hugging Justin* Oh hell NO!!
Autumn: *stepping away from Justin* Fred, I'd like you to meet my one true love, Justin.
Justin: Whoa...what's Fred Durst doing here yo?
AJ: Oh I forgot to tell you....Autumn is his girl.
Fred: What in the hell is he doing here? No, hell no..Autumn...Oh Hellll No.
Autumn: Fred, I told you....he's my one true love. It only took your making em listen to that CD to see it. Thank you.
AJ: *jaw drops* No she didn't...
Tre: *to self* Yep this is going well seeing Fred and Aj's reactions
Fred: Thank you? Thank you? For what? Making you want to leave me for this this...little boy who can't even help Britney figure out if she was a girl or a woman? I mean come on be a man and show her already!!!
Justin: Yo, man what's that supposed to mean? I am a man, dude. Your little lady knows its true.
Autumn: *trying not to gag* Yea, Fred. He's all man.
Tre: Ok, I'm even getting sick now
Fred: I think you mean all troll. Well now a cue ball. Hell maybe he's a cross between a cue ball and a troll.
Justin: What the hell that mean yo?
Fred: At least I know Autumn's not a girl and already a woman.
AJ: *spits out popcorn* Oh thanks for that visual Durst!
Justin: Well yo girl be eyein me now. So was yo punk ass gonna do bout it dawg? And i think we make a hotter couple than me and Brit eva did.
Tre: What the hell? Did we move to the ghetto or something? Hey Fred, I do believe troll here is calling you out
Justin: Calling him out? Where I be callin him?
Nick: She means you were challenging him man. Damn is this how you all feel around me?
All: YES!!
Nick: Alright...dang no need to yell.
Fred: Oh he's calling me out is he? I'll show him what it means to be a man and kick his butt for touching my woman. *grabs Justin by the arm* Lets step outside Timbershit.
Justin: Hey yo I bees needin that arm . Autumn's gonna be hooked on that arm.
Fred: Um, not after I break it.
Justin: Why you trippin?
Nick: Stop copying me! Get your own damn thang man.
Autumn: But Fred..he's my one true love.
Fred: DAMNIT stop saying that...He ain't. I am.
Tre: Yea stop copying Nick
Nick: Thank you Tre.
Tre: One of him is enough!!
Autumn: Well Fred, you were the one, well I thought you were, but now Justin is the one I need. *looks at Justin but has to quickly look down*
Aj: I'm gonna be sick. Durst take him outside and hurt him and then make him go away.
Kevin: It's really not nice to beat up the competition.
Fred: Yeah he'll go away in an ambulance unless he runs his ass out of here.
Howie: Kevin, you know you want him hurt. remember, because of them we heard Bye Bye Bye too much
Autumn: Justin, don't listen to him he's jealous of your looks and talent.
Fred: The hell I am. I have a way better voice although I scream and I have a way better looking body than he does. He could hula hoop with a cherrio!
Autumn: Jealous..I knew it
Fred: Jealous? I AM NOT JEALOUS, pissed off, oh yea, jealous no.
Justin: Yo dawg, what was wrong with Bye Bye Bye?
Kevin: Everything was wrong with Bye Bye Bye. We can't get into it here so shut up.
Tre: *walks up to Autumn and whispers* I think we better end this soon or your man is gonna blow a gasket.
Autumn: *shakes her head* Justy, why don't you go outside with Fred and prove you are all man.
Nick: Yea, Justy, why don't you go and do that, please.
Fred: We all know I'll kick his Nick wannabe ass.
Nick: Yeah!
Justin: Dawg. come on. I'll take you down. *goes out*
Autumn: Fred....if you can bring those feelings back I'll forget about Justin though it will be hard to...*Fred grabs Autumn and kisses her and walks out*
AJ: Autumn?
Autumn: Autumn's not in at the moment but if you leave a message she'll get back to you..
All rush to the window
Brian: WOW one punch knocked him out...poor Justin
Tre: No poor Fred, he had to touch him. ewwwww
AJ: Now Tre, thats not nice talking about Autumns one true love that way.
Nick: Whohooooo Fred kicked Justins butt. That so ruled. Man I gotta tell ummm...gotta tell ......someone. Yeah.
Tre: *watching him leave the room* Idiot
Kevin: Be nice Tre.
Tre: I'll do my best Kentucky cluck man. *putting hand up to mouth* oops.
AJ: See....he could be Justin stupid. But who am I to insult Autumn's one true love?
Fred: *walking back in* Who's Autumn's one true love? *glaring at AJ*
AJ: Um...I need to ask Autumn. Autumn?
Autumn: Yeah?
AJ: Who is the one true love in your life?
Autumn: Fred. *grins*
Fred: *smiling* 'Bout damn time you came to your senses. *kisses her*
Tre: Awwww isn't that sweet, true love found them again.
Brian: Shut up Tre, you know it was all put on, you told us so.
Tre: *glaring at Brian* I did no such thing. I think you need to shut up.
Kevin: Nope, it's true, you said it was all fake. She never wanted Justin, you guys played Fred.
Fred: *moving away from Autumn* You did what?
Tre and Autumn: Ummmmm
Autumn: Fred....you think we would do that? I mean, you think I would hug Justin for no real reason?
Kevin: It's knee deep in here.
Fred: *looking at Autumn and Tre* Girls....
Autumn and Tre: Fred...
Fred: Don't Fred me. What are you two up to, or were up to?
Autumn: Nothing baby, nothing at all.
Fred: Why do I have this feeling I shouldn't believe you?
Tre: Now why wouldn't you believe the two of us? Have we ever done anything to deserve you not trusting us?
AJ: You really want him to answer that?
Autumn: Baby..who are you gonna believe us or them?
Fred: I have to pick. Autumn you've done enough to me today that made me look like Carter.
Nick: HEY!
Brian: They set you up. Autumn never liked Justin.
Autumn: Like I said would I hug him for no real reason?
Fred: Would you?
Autumn: Oh that hurt Fred. *looking at Tre* Ok...we should tell him the truth.
Tre: What?
Autumn: Yeah....*sighing* we were in on it, somewhat. But AJ and Nick were more behind it. We had no choice but to go along.
AJ and Nick: What? That's not true man.
Nick: I had nothing to do with it. I was sitting here when Tre told us you were faking.
AJ: Man I called Justin, so yea I knew what she was doing but it wasn't my idea to do it.
Fred: YOU called Justin?
AJ: umm oops.
Kevin: Yea he did but Tre told us about the little prank they were pulling on you. Fred, man, why would I lie? I have no reason to.
Fred: Autumn? I trust Kevin so what you have to say?
Autumn: I was gonna tell you it was a joke but then Tre came in and said AJ called him. I didn't make him and neither did Tre...and then AJ said if we didn't go along with it we had to watch Pulp Fiction for 6 hours.
AJ: I DID not
Tre: And Nick gave AJ his phone to use. I saw it. AND AJ did threaten us with Pulp Fiction and Fred you know I hate that movie and so does Autumn.
Fred: McLean? Carter?
Nick Yea I gave him my phone to use, but man he didn't threaten them with Pulp Fiction.
AJ: Thats true, I didn't. I can't believe you girls are placing this on me. I mean it was you two who came up with the plan in back, not me.
Fred: Kevin, man, help me here. Who's telling the truth and who isn't?
Kevin: I know Tre told us they were playing you but I also know AJ called Justin. The other stuff, I didn't hear and they didn't leave the room.
Tre AND Nick was outside, cleaning you car and didn't hear the Pulp Fiction stuff and he never really finished the car.
Fred: That true Nick?
Nick: Well...I ..um...yeah
Fred: Autumn at least answer me this....did you know about Justin being called?
Autumn: Not until Tre told me. And then I got threatened with a boring movie
AJ Pulp Fiction is not boring.
Kevin: Not the pulp fiction thing again, please!
AJ: It's still not boring! *pouting*
Fred: Ok, so you knew Justin was called and so you deliberatly stood there and hugged on him and held on to his arm? That's just not right.
Tre: *whispers to Autumn* You know this would be a good time to go shopping.
Autumn: But I didn't like it....I mean I've held on to better muscular arms and hugged on sexier guys. *winks at Fred* Besides, you know i love you and feel bad but I was threatened.
Howie: Oh geesh,...she's trying again
Autumn: *to Tre* start the car and I'll be out there.
Fred: But you still hugged him!
Autumn: Well....you know I hate their music and you were making me listen to the whole damn cd. that's wrong in many ways.
Fred: So if I made you listen to Christina's whole cd would you start hugging on her too?
Autumn: Oh now see that was just not even called for.
Tre grabs Autumn and her purse and sneaks out the door and starts the car
Fred: Well thats what you just told me. I made you listen to a whole N sync cd so you hugged on him cause it wasn't right.
Autumn: That is not what I said.
Fred: Yeah you did
Autumn: No....I hugged on him as payback for you making me listen to that whole CD when you know it pisses me off to hear them so I wanted to piss you off by saying that stuff and it worked so I say we are even.
Fred: *sighs* Okay...we're even. happy?
Nick: I'm hungry
Howie: Me too. Pizza?
Nick: Yeah!
Autumn: No I ain't happy?
Fred: Why not now? Cause I made you listen to the CD?
Autumn: Well yea, hello where have you been during this whole conversation?
Fred: Here listening to you.
Autumn: No I dont' think you have.
Tre honks the horn
AJ: Who was that?
Autumn: *walks to door* I'm going shopping. Tre and I will be back later.
Fred: Autumn, wait.
AJ: Did I hear shopping? Can I go too?
Fred: Shut up AJ.
AJ: Make me. I'm going shopping!
Autumn: Yeah Fred? This better be quick and to the point and not a bunch of BS.
AJ: Hats ..lots of hats to buy.
Fred: I think we have to talk this out. We haven't solved anything, all I know is you pulled a prank on me, I punished you and then you pulled a prank on me again and I'm in trouble for being mad. What's up with that?
Kevin: What's up with that is a typical day around Tre and Autumn. Haven't you learned by now?
Brian: Yea...they've been doing that ever since AJ started dating Tre and her and Autumn started coming around.
Autumn: Baby, when I get back we'll talk. Just...don't be pissed at me. okay?
AJ: Shot gun! *runs out to car*
Fred: I ain't....I love you.
Nick: Awwww....I'm gonna hurl
Autumn and Fred: SHUT UP Nick!
THE END
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