Autumn tells me about her problems on the BHBB and I can tell she is stressed about it before she tells me she is. I get a idea and tell her I have to take off because of computer problems(knowing she'll believe it cause my puter is a piece of CRAP!!). She tells me ok and I log off.
I take off towards the airport in Poplar Grove but change my mind and head towards another one I know about. I walk in and roll my eyes...it's that bubble popping freak again(oh great I have to take a trip to the land of DUH ! before I can get my tix)
I walk up and request my ticket and practically beg for a widow seat(I mean beg as in telling her I will get her some more stuff to dye her hair with, beg) She gives me a dirty look (again, I didn't think se would get the put down but will wonders never seese!)
I make my way through the crowd(yea the crowd of ppl begging to get out of IL)and find my plane and board. I get to my seat and see the girl got me back for my comment by putting me in the isle seat again (like that's a surprise). I try to fall asleep but of course I keep getting hit by that damn cart going by (wouldnt' it be fun to grab the cart and open the door and watch it fall towards land??? hmmm..).
I get off the plane and dang is it hot!! Good thing I am wearing my fav shorts. I go and get a car and head towards the coast blasting the radio louder everytime I get to a red light (yes I like to annoy ppl, so sue me! Wait! don't bother you won't get much) I get to where my destination is and park the car and go to the door and knock.
I am standing at the door wating for the gorgeous Latino to answer when a gorgeous tattooed brown eyed Spaniard answers instead(oh yea gutter mind falling way in the gutter now....help me Im mellltttinnnggggg...)
"yea, can I help you sweetie?" he asks me with his sexy raspy voice (and yes I am about to fall right here on the front porch but know I can't..I gotta a ffm adventure to accomplish here. so for Autumn I don't tell AJ what he REALLY could do to, umm I mean for me)
"Yeah, uhh I'd like to talk to Howie please" I tell him in the sweetist possible voice I could.
"Uh ok. hold on, no first come in and then hold on and I'll get him." He walks away and I am thinking...ohhh I'd like to hold on to...but before I can finish the thought the gorgeous Latino enters the room.
He looks at me with a curious look and asks "Can I help you?" (boy these guys really like to help women out don't they??)
I smile at him "Well it's not me you can help but my friend." I inform him
"And what friend is that?" he asks me.
"My friend Autumn. She is a HUGE fan of yours and well...she's stressed and needs a stress releaver." I tell him and I hear AJ chuckle behind me.
Howie shoots AJ a look and then looks at me again "A stress releaver huh?"
I smile "Yep, would you like to keep a fan from totally stressing out Howie? I ask him with a devilish grin on my face, that AJ happens to see.(WEll DUH!! it was for him but said to howie. Sorry, I can't help it.)
"Yea sure I'd love to help out a fan. Where is she?" He asks and I get really excited that he agreed.
"Well she is in KY. Can we take off now?" I ask him.
"KY huh? yea sure we can leave now. Can AJ come along?"(Can AJ come along LOL what a question to ask me) I turn around and look at AJ and again gutter thoughts and a devilish grin acompany it
"Well yea sure AJ can come along for a ride, umm I mean the ride" I correct myself and grin.
AJ gets the hint and grabs D's arm "Lets go D, we, uhh you, got a woman to destresss" and he laughs at his own joke and Howie just shakes his head and I smile from ear to ear.
(Oh yea...autumn is gonna get Destressed and I"m gonna get some bone!!)
We make it to the plane and take off to KY. Nothing exciting happens on the way cause true to the word...AJ can fall asleep on anything that is moving...(lol well almost anything, but we won't go there.....yet) we land in KY and head towards Autumns new place. (Do you feel like we've been here before?? hmmm I do I wonder why?)
I get out of the car and bang on Autumns door (yea I said bang.... she bangs she bangs..ohh sorry had a Ricky moment)autumn answers and says
"Hey girly, what are you doing here?" (Ok, I know she did NOT just ask that. How long have we been doing these FFM now??? GEESSH!)
"Well" I say to her "I got something to Destress you" she give me a confused look and I have to laugh. "Hold on and I'll show you"
I tell her and run back towards the car. "come on D, it's time to help out your fan" I tell him while pulling him out of the car (don't worry, no Howies got harmed doing that scene)and towards autumns house. She sees him and gets this huge grin on her face and I laugh.
"Hey Howie" Autumn says to him (ok, good start)
"Hey" he says back to her. I whisper in his ear her name and he smiles. "I heard you needed to be uhhh destressed" He tells her and she smiles again (WOW I didn't think a smile could get any bigger. OH wait...AJ's in the car waiting for me..hehehehe)
"Yeah, uhh I really could use some of your special destresser." she tells him.
I turn around and look towards the car and see AJ sitting on the hood and get a wonderful visual at that moment and decide I GOTTA GO!! I turn around and see Howie take Autumn by the hand and head back into the apt. and I smile and walk back towards the car to get me some BONE!!
I talk to Autumn a couple days later and she is totally without stress...hmmm I wonder why......
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