Autumn tells me she has a back ache and really needs a massage. I'm thinking what I can do for her and an idea pops (ewww horrible song that is) into my head.
"Hey Autumn, I gotta go for a few. I'll be back later." I tell her
"Uhh ok, Tre. Talk to you later then."
I laugh cause I can hear the confusion in her voice ( I just LOVE to do that to ppl). I get offline and head for the airport.
I get to the airport and the bubble popping (eewwwww) isn't working, it's some guy.
'Cool' I'm thinking as I walk up to him 'maybe he'll be half way intelligent'.
I'm standing there waiting for him to acknowledge my present when finally I get tired of waiting
"Excuse me" I say rather rudely to him.
He looks up at me like he had no clue I was standing there
'Great, here we go again' I think to myself.
"What?" He asks (wow there's good customer relations)
"I'd like a ticket please, to LA" I tell him.
"A ticket? To LA?"
He asks me and I have to roll my eyes. (actually I want to jump over the counter and kick him in the butt, but hold back)
"Yea a ticket, you know that thing you need to get aboard a plane. And LA a city in California. You know what California is, right?"
I ask him trying to be mean but he actually looks at me like he has no clue what California is.
'OH gosh, him and bubble popper gotta be related' I think
"California?" he asks me and I scream!!
I walk away from him with him calling after me
"Where is California, really I wanna know"
I walk faster to get away from him and back to my car to go to another airport. I get to another one and buy my ticket from someone who knows whwere LA is, it's amazing. I get on the plane (finally) and I have a window seat. I wanna do a dance but contain myself and just sit down. Some guy with tats and piercings sits in the isle seat and I see how he never seems to get hit by the cart and I am not happy. Then I notice how he is avoided at all costs and laugh
'must be too freaky for them' I think and lay my head back and close my eyes.
After a few minutes I hear music and reconize the song, my favorite by Limp Bizkit 'Break Stuff' I open my eyes and the guy next to me is jammin out. He sees me look
"Bothering you?" He asks.
"Nope, not at all. Turn it up if you'd like" I tell him and he smiles
"Cool" and he turns it up.
I get to listen to Bizkit on the whole trip and it made it go faster and for that, I was happy.
I get to the car rental place and get my car and head towards Freds place. I found out he moved because of the fans being able to get over his wall and don't know what he has surrounding his house now but I know I have to get over what ever it is. I pull up to his house and roll my eyes, another wall, just taller
'Wow good thinking there Fred' I think as I get my stuff out of the car and start to climb.
I get over it and head for the door. I ring the bell and just incase the blonde answers, I take out some cash. The door opens and it's actually Fred answering it.
"Can I help you?" he asks me and I"m so stunned he answered I can't find my voice. "Hello? What can I do for you?" He asks me again
"OH sorry. Hi Fred. I just have a question to ask you, do you mind?" I ask him.
He looks around and sees no cameras or people behind me
"Yea I guess, come on in" and I follow him into his new house.
We get into a huge living room
"Nice place Fred" I tell him
"Thanks. Now who are you and what do you want?" He asks me in a not too friendly voice.
"Well geee, get up on the wrong side of the bed today?" I ask him.
I can tell he didn't appreciate it but dayumn...chill.
"Sorry Fred"
I tell him and smile my best and innocent smile (hopefully it works casue I try hard to get that smile down). He smiles at me
"Ok, sorry I didnt' mean to be that way. What do you need?"
I smile and sit down and he does the same.
"Well I have a friend who is a huge fan of yours and she uhh...needs you to help her." I tell him and he laughs
"Oh really? What does she need?"
"Well her back is hurting her and she would LOVE a massage." I tell him
"A massage?"
He asks looking at me like I have two heads (no just two horns holding up the halo, but that's another story)
"Yes" I tell him.
I can see him thinking about it so I try to help out
"Look it will only take a little while and she is a big fan of yours. Plus you get out of Cali for a while"
He stands up and walks to a window
"Out of Cali?"
"Yea, she lives in Kentucky" I tell him.
He turns around
"Well getting out of Cali sounds good. Sure I'm up for it, lets go"
I wanna jump up and yell but think better of it. Fred packs a carryon and we are off to the airport in my rental.
"How'd you get over my fence anyway?"
Fred asks me as I cruise down the highway (yes go ahead and sing it)
"OH Fred Fred Fred...where there is a will there is a way" I answer him and leave it at that.
He just shakes his head and laughs. We get to the airport and get our tickets. He trades with me so I can have the window (whatta guy).
We get in the plane and find our seats and we don't have to wait long before we take off. We are in the air about 20 minutes when Fred decides to ask me some questions
"So, what's your friends name?"
"Autumn"
"How old?" I smile at this question
"Old enough to know she wants some danger in her life" I tell him and he just looks at me strangely and I laugh.
After that answer there were no more questions. (Guess I got him on that one huh?). We land in Kentucky and I drive to Autumns place.
Fred and I go to the door and I knock. After a few minutes Autumn answers.
"Hey girl...."
Is all she gets out when she sees Fred.
"Here ya go girly, taste some danger" I tell her and again Fred looks at me like I've lost my mind (nope not yet).
"Uhh your friend told me you needed a massage."
I hear Fred say to her as I walk back to the car
"Yea I sure could use one"
"Well I aim to please, lets go in and you can lay down." I hear Fred say and I smile.
"Umm sure. Lets go to my room, it's more comfortable."
I hear that and I gotta leave, thats enough for me. I don't need any visuals tonight.
I talk to Autumn on the computer a couple nights later
"Sooo....does Fred give good massages?" I ask her.
"Ohhh yes he does." she answers me and I laugh.
"Cool girly glad you enjoyed." I tell her back.
"Oh trust me Tre, I enjoyed. OH and one other thing."
"Yea Autumn?" I ask.
"Danger sure tastes good"
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