ToyLand

Adventure

*WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE USED*

(Ajs POV)

I look up from the paper I was tearing out of boredom and notice Fred staring into his beer like he's found something so interesting in there it's captured his attention and won't let go. Sighing I throw a piece of paper at him

"Hey Fred, man you there?"

He finally looks up at me "Yea dude, I'm here. Bored out of my freakin mind tho"

"Yea me too. There's gotta be something to do. The girls are asleep and I don't think Tre would appreciate me waking her up for a little lovin" I tell him

He starts laughing "Yea I hear ya, I don't think Autumn would appreciate that much either" He tells me and we laugh again.

It gets quiet again as we both go back into our own little bored world.

(Freds POV)

"Dude, there has got to be something we can do. Maybe ride around or something. I just know I don't want to sit around here looking at your face."

I laughed. "Hey, you think I want to look at your face?"

AJ walked over and grabbed the car keys. "Alright man, let's go. grab the cells in case the girls call."

I nod and we head out. Finally! Now if we can get out without the reports and fans bothering us it will rule!

(Ajs POV)

I go to get in the SUV but decide against it and run back into the house

"Yo Aj man what the hell are you doing?"

I hear Fred yell 'yea sure dude wake up the whole freakin neighborhood with that loud mouth of yours' I think to myself as I grab another pair of keys.

I head back out and shoot a look at Fred "Man would you keep your voice down. You wanna wake up the girls before we even get this party started?" I ask him.

"Oh, yea, sorry man." He tells me in a whisper.

"Oh yea NOW you whisper" I say to him and we laugh. I head over to my convertable "This is the one I take when my lady isn't with me when I hang with the guys" I tell him.

Fred checks out the mercedes and smiles "This ride is sweet man"

"Yea, I know" I tell him smiling and he rolls his eyes.

(Freds POV)

"You are so full of it." I laugh as I get into the car.

AJ turns the ignition and he has the music blaring. Not a bad choice either. I quickly turn the stero down.

"Now, do YOU want to wake up everyone in the damn neighborhood?"

"haha" AJ replies.

AJ turns up his Stained CD and tells me about why he bought the CD.

(Ajs POV)

I tell Fred that the only reason I bought the cd was to drive Tre insane

"Man she hates 'it's been a while' you play it, she screams. It's quiet entertaining at times, well until she smacks me upside the head, then it's not fun anymore" I tell him and he busts up laughing

"Ha your girl can kick your ass"

I look at him laughing hysterically and regret I said anything "Man she can't kick my ass, she just hits really hard when it comes to that song" I tell him trying to get myself out of the embarassment he is enjoying way too much on my behalf

(Freds POV)

"Yeah, sure McLean."

I'll never let him live that one down. Next time I see Tre I'll have to mention it to her and tell her AJ dared me to say it just so I can see her hit him. Alright, enough plotting against McLean. We have come to a stop because of a sign.

"Fuck! Aj nobody was comin..you could have went"

Aj look over at me and gets this look on his face. "Yeah I know but why pull an Autumn?"

I try to fight back the laughter. "Man that was ...low. So where exactly are we going? I say we go get some Cds or somethin'..unless you have any ideas?"

(Ajs POV)

I take off from the stop sign trying to think of a place to go when a sign comes up on our right 'Toys R US' I grin and decide I feel like going there

"AJ...where in the hell are you going?" Fred asks me when I pull into the parking lot.

I find a place to park and turn off the car and turn to look at him

"Look man, we can have fun with this, do you KNOW how many cool toys this place has? It's late there should be no fans there, it'd be great" I tell him and he looks at me funny

"First off McLean, NO fans of mine would be in Toys R Us anyway, we go above the 14 yr old mark. Secondly, I can't for the life of me think of anything cool to do in a toy store" He tells me. I ignore him and start to get out of the car anyway. He finally gets that I'm not kidding and gets out. He catches up to me right when I walk in

"Come on man, lets find something else to do" He almost whines

I have to laugh "Wow Fred for a minute there you almost sounded like a 14 yr old" I tell him and he looks at me

"Oh your so gonna get it McLean" He tells me

"Yea if you can catch me old man" I yell at him as I run down a isle

(Freds POV)

I am chasing after McLean when I see this guy wearing a bad toupee come out and he is about to tell us the store is closing when he realizes who we are. He tells us to do whatever we want. So, I go back to chasing McLean. He thinks he has gotten away from me. I pick up this teddy bear and nail him from behind with it. He turns around and looks like he is about to charge toward me but something gets his attention.

"Hey Fred? Wanna toss around a football?"

"Hell Yeah!" So we start tossing it around.

"McLean, go long!"

He starts running and I throw the ball and he catches it but knocks over a display of Barbie dolls.

I start laughing at him. "Yo dude, you okay?"

(Ajs POV)

I lay in the middle of a pile of Barbie Dolls and see Fred coming towards me asking if I'm ok, laughing I tell him

"Yea man, I'm fine, see even plastic women fall for me" He looks at me strangely and then starts laughing himself. He puts his hand out and I grab it and he helps me out. "Alright, so much for football, lets see what else we can destroy, umm I mean find in here" I tell Fred

"Oh hell ya dude, I'm right behind you"

"Hey I thought you were against this" I say to him

"Well I was up til you knocked down the Barbie's now I wanna break stuff" he says and starts laughing.

"Oh yea hahaha break stuff, you so need help Fred" I tell him shaking my head getting ready to bolt cause I know he's gonna try something

"No, my friend you are the one who is gonna need help if you don't start running in about 30 seconds"

I don't need anymore encouragment then that and I take off at full speed...THAT is until I come to the battery ran cars. ...

(Freds POV)

I almost run into McLean. Then I catch site of the cars.

"You know, we could really have some fun with these things." AJ nodded. I caught site of a motorcycle. "Whoa..they got a...I take a Harley?"

"Yes they do and I'm riding it."

"What just a damn minute... I saw it first. I'm getting it."

"Nooooo," AJ whined.

"Yesss," I replied back.

"Look, okay man. You can take it," McLean says.

He then knocked my cap off and almost broke the fucking thing by jumping on it and he rode up some and he began to make motorcycle sounds. He acts like he wants to race, so I smile. I turn around but damn the luck...so few choices of what I could race him in.

(Ajs POV)

I'm waiting for Fred to pick his car and he's like taking forever and there are only 3 cars there!

"Come on Durst get your ass in one of them and lets go" I yell at him impatiently

"Man keep your pants on" He tells me

"Don't worry around you I do"

I reply back at him and he gives me this dirty look and I have to laugh. Finally he picks out a cop car and I bust out laughing

"What?" He asks me.

"I bet this is the first time your actually sitting in the front seat of one of them" I tell him.

"You have a 'please beat my ass' wish tonight, don't you?" He asks me

"Well, actually no, I don't. just calling them as I see them" I tell him.

"Yea well call this McLean" he tells me as he whips by me down the isle in his car

"HEY!" I yell after him and take off on the motorcycle as he is laughing at me

(Freds POV)

We are riding around in the store , getting stares from some of the employees. AJ then somehow manages to drive and take his shirt off. He tries to throw it at me, but he overthrows. Well, he doesn't go back for it. Oh well. We race over to another isle and come to a stop. I get out of the car and look at McLean.

"I beat your sorry ass. So ha!"

McLean rolled his eyes. I then kicked the car over.

"Why did you do that? Let me guess..breaking stuff?" I nodded as we heard a phone ring. It had to be McLeans. "man, why do people always have to call when I'm having fun? Never fails..toy stores, malls, with Tre.."

I turned around. "man I don't even want to know!" As McLean answered the phone, I wondered off to see if I could find any Star Wars stuff.

(Ajs POV)

I watch Fred walk off as I flip my phone open

"sup?" I answer

"Alex" I hear said into the phone

'Oops, its my baby, Tre' "Hey sweetie, what are you doing up?" I ask her as I hear her yawn over the phone

"Well Alex, dear" I hear the emphasis she puts on 'dear' and know I'm in trouble "I rolled over and found no you. Where are you?"

"Well uhh Fred and I are umm..crusing around, yea we are...yep doing that cruising around" I tell her as I pat the motorcycle and look over at Freds over turned cop car.

"Cruising around huh?" she asks me

"Yea baby, really that's what were doing"

"Alex is this like payback for what Autumn and I did?" she asks me

I smile "Paybacks are a bitch, aint they? See ya later my love, bye"

I hang up the phone knowing I'm in deep shit when I get home so now I gotta make sure I make the best of this little adventure so I head in the direction Fred went

(Freds POV)

Well, I'm looking in vain for Star Wars stuff. What kind of store is this? No fucking action figures. I head down another section when I see McLean.

"Let me guess...Trelyn?" McLean nodded. "She wanting to ruin your fun?"

"Yeah but it's took care of. Just getting a little revenge. So what are you looking for?"

I'm about to answer him when I see the scariest thing imaginable. "Oh fuck no! That isn't what I think it is!" I'm hoping McLean don't see what I see.

(Ajs POV)

I turn in the direction Fred is looking and suddenly feel sick to my stomach. There in front of me are...*N SYNC DOLLS!!

I walk over to them and notice they captured the guys likeness well...they are all UGLY looking. I pick up a Justin one and get an idea

"Hey Durst"

"Yea man?"

"How about we have a little bit of fun with these?" I ask him and he gets this devilish look in his eyes

"Sounds like a plan. What do you have in mind?"

"Well I haven't thought it all through yet, but there's GOTTA be something we can do" I tell him and start grabbing up some more dolls "come on Durst help me here. Get a cart"

"A cart?"

"Yea a cart, you know one of them things that have wheels and a basket and a handle that you push it with...a cart" I tell him.

"Oh I tell ya man before the nights over your getting yours" He tells me.

"Well I'm not sure about that, Tre's not too happy right now" I tell him as he is walking away

"Alright man, lets NOT even go there" He says and I laugh

(Freds POV)

I grab a cart and McLean throws doll after doll into the cart.

"Man, you could at LEAST put them face down so we don't have them looking at us like..I dunno. Joey looks at me like I'm a fucking hamburger." AJ laughs. He takes and pushed the cart towards the front. "You are buying these?" Mclean nods. "Why do that? then they will think people like them!" McLean gets this smile.

"Come on Fred, we're gonna have some fun. Don't tell me you don't wanna have some fun."

(Ajs POV)

I buy the dolls as the cashier looks at me like I've lost my mind. I'm sure it looked wierd...AJ of BSB is buying Nsync dolls...but they just don't know what is going on in the mind of me, now do they?? No they don't and if they did, well lets just say, they'd never be the same and they would be scared.

We get out to the car and I throw the bag of dolls in the backseat.

"Ok, Aj what are we gonna do with these 'things'?" Fred asks me.

I start the car and head out "I'm not sure yet man, why don't you help me think of something" I tell him. We get quiet as we both try to come up with something to do with the dolls.

"I have it. We can runover them with the car! Then, we can do some more damage to them if they survive." Aj gets this grin on his face.

"Fred, that we can do."

We go out to the lot and get in and ride around until we find a empty lot.

"Alright, so who is driving and who is watching?" AJ looks and ask.

"How about we take turns?" AJ nods and I get out of the car and grab the doll of JC. "Damn he's ugly." I think as I place the doll on the ground and give Aj the signal to back up.

(Ajs POV)

I back up my car and then gun the engine and take off and run over the jc doll and I can hear Fred yelling

"Whoa dude you should of seen how far his head flew, that was cool"

I stop the car, get out and bust up laughing and then get an idea. "Hey Fred why don't we run over them and see who's head goes the farthest? Then the ones who lose we can ummm...blow them up using fire crackers or something."

(Freds POV)

"Damn McLean, you just had a good idea for once."

AJ laughs. "Well, I do try."

"Well, try harder from now on." AJ tosses me the dolls and we line them up. "Alright, you want me to drive now or do you want to continue driving?"

(Ajs POV)

"Well how about I drive and then you can blow up the ones who lose. Deal?"

"Sounds good to me man"

"Alright great. Lets get this going."

We line up the dolls and I get back into the car and start it up. Fred gives me the thumbs up and I take off running over all the dolls this time. I can hear Fred laughing and yelling so I stop the car and get out to see which doll head went the farthest

(Freds POV)

McLean walks over and sees that the winner is none other than....Justin Timberlake.

"Man..know I know what you meant in the song "Break Stuff."

I give him this weird look. "And what part of the song would that be exactly?"

"The ripping head off. Sure we didn't rip them off but it still feels good. Now, we have to go get some firecrackers," McLean says.

"Yeah. Let's grab something to eat and then look."

"Yes, let's go to McDonald's and get some food."

(Ajs POV)

We gather up all the dolls and throw them in the backseat and take off towards the closest McDonalds. We pull into the drive thru and I order my meal, Tre calls it the 'AJ meal' and Fred ordered his food.

We pull up to get the food and this teenage girl squeals alerting the rest of the teenagers that someone 'famous' was at the window. After we got done signing the dozens of napkins shoved in our faces we take off eating as we drive.

"Hey man lets go to Nicks house, he always has fireworks and stuff at his place."

"Alright sounds good"

We pull up to Nicks place and it looks like no ones home but I knock anyway.

Nick finally answers the door "Hey man what are you doing here?" He asks me

"Well gee thanks I feel loved" I tell him.

"I mean dude it's pretty late, I was sleeping."

"Yea right, sleeping with who?"

"OH shut up man. What do you need?"

He asks me and I have to laugh. "Well we were wondering if you got any firecrackers."

"For what?" I roll my eyes and look over at Fred and he shrugs 'ok, great help there' I think. "Don't worry about it dude, just can we borrow some?"

"Yea yea ok only because I wanna go back to bed"

"Yea don't let her get cold man"

"SHUT UP AJ" he yells back at me and Fred and I crack up.

He comes back and gives us the fire crackers and we tell him 'later'. "Well I guess back to the empty lot we were at before."

"Alright"

(Freds POV)

We get back to the lot with the firecrackers.

"Fuck, you got a lighter?"

"Um, yeah." He goes over and starts to look. Finally, he brings one back. "You know, Autumn and Tre were right."

"About?"

"He does look like a troll." I hold the face to the light just right so McLean can see it.

"He does. He's a bald troll now though."

I laugh. "Well, he's about to be a troll with a firecracker on him."

As I am about to light the firecracker, Aj looks at the doll.

"Justin, you always said "it's gonna be me".

I start laughing and light the fuse.

(Ajs POV)

I watch Fred light the fuse and then put the doll on the ground. We walk away and turn to watch. There was hiss and then a boom and the dool flew up into the air and when it came back down we walked over to look at it. The dolls clothes were in shreds and black where they caught on fire and it also went into halves.

"Man do u see where the upper half went?" Fred asked me.

"Nope I sure don't. This is the moment when u ask yourself which is the better half..the upper or lower."

Fred laughs "Well with the looks these guys have, I'd have to say neither"

(Freds POV)

I see the we still have 4 more firecrackers. "Hey McLean, want to have the other trolls join their friend?"

"You know it!"

McLean hands me another firecracker but my phone starts to ring. I hand him the lighter and tell him to pic the next one and do the job. I hear him ask for Joey. I walk away and answer the phone.

"Yeah?"

I heard Autumn on the other end. "Fred...where are you and AJ?"

"We're out, taking care of something."

About that time, ther is a boom and McLean starts yelling. I laugh.

"What was that?"

"Nothing baby."

"Well, last time I checked, nothing wasn't laughing like AJ. When are you guys gonna be in?"

"I dunno. Whenever." I could tell Autumn was mad but oh well.

"Well, um, get back to taking care of business. I just wish you'd tell me what you were doing."

"Sorry. can't. And baby?"

"Yeah?"

"It fucking sucks to be on the other end doesn't it?" Well I heard the phone hang up and I walked back over to where McLean was.

(Ajs POV)

I'm standing looking down at what is left of the Joey doll when Fred comes back from his call.

"Autumn?"

"Yep."

"She pissed?"

"Yep"

"Cool. So, who's next?" I ask him.

"Uhh how about Lance?"

"Alright"

I hand Fred the doll and he puts the firecracker on the doll and lights the fuse. It blows up and we're standing in the middle of a empty lot, two grown men, laughing hysterically.

"This is the last one man, make it good." I tell Fred as I hand him the last Justin doll. (yes I bought more then one).

"Oh don't worry I will"

He tells me and lays the doll on the ground and then shoves the firecracker in between the dolls leg and lights the fuse

"Damn, you know that's gotta hurt, I"m glad it's not me" I tell him

"Yea no shit, then again when there are limp bizkit dolls....you can just shoot me" Fred tells me and we start laughing right as the doll flies up into the air with a boom

(Freds POV)

Well, there are no more dolls. I look at my watch. "Wow, it is late. I think we need to get back to our woman before we really get into trouble."

"Yeah. Last thing I want is Tre mad at me, well anymore mad at me."

"Yeah I know what you mean. Autumn can be awful when pisssed at me."

"Yeah, well maybe we should take them a peace offering of some sort," McLean says.

"Yeah."

McLean laughs. "I know what would be a good present."

He tells me and I laugh. "Yeah the girls would love that!" I say.

We leave and head back to his crib. We talk about what the girls are gonna say to us.

(Ajs POV)

We pull into my drive and I see that the living room lights are on

"Looks like our mom's waited up for us." I tell Fred

"Yea sure does. Lets hope they aren't totally pissed 'moms'"

"Yea, lets hope"

I parked the car and we both grabbed the peace offerings and headed into the house. We walk through the kitchen and I see that the girls made popcorn

"Well seems they weren't as worried about us as they let us think" I tell fred and he gives this little grunt out

"Yea seems like"

We walk into the living room and the girls are on the couch watching a movie.

"Hey girls" I say to them I roll my eyes and look at Fred

"Glad to see we were missed" he says to me.

"Yea"

We sit down and looked at the tv and the girls are watching Gone With The Wind.

"OH brother this movie again" Fred says to Autumn. Finally there is a commercial and the girls look over at us and their faces turn from complete joy at watching their favorite movie to not too happy

"Well..nice of you all to join us" Autumn says getting up.

"Yea really, have fun on your adventure boys?" Tre asks us.

"Well uhh yea baby we did. We even brought you girls a present."

"OH really?" Autumn looks at Fred and steps away from him

"Yea babe really"

We take the dolls out from behind us and the girls bust up laughing

THE END

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