Always Be Giants
This is an radio advertisement that TMBG (or Flansburgh, anyway) did for Coca-Cola (like Coke NEEDS any more promotion). It basically sounds like someone switching radio channels, only to find that every single one is playing something about Coca-Cola. At the time, "Always Coca-Cola" was the slogan for the soft drink.
"A thirsty cyborg with a taste for..."
This was from the live introduction for Shoehorn With Teeth, which was later adapted into Dan Vs. Cog.
"Who's going to wear my sandals stained with Coca-Cola?"
Adapted from a line in Mono Puff's Poison Flowers.