Always Be Giants

This is an radio advertisement that TMBG (or Flansburgh, anyway) did for Coca-Cola (like Coke NEEDS any more promotion). It basically sounds like someone switching radio channels, only to find that every single one is playing something about Coca-Cola. At the time, "Always Coca-Cola" was the slogan for the soft drink.

"A thirsty cyborg with a taste for..."

This was from the live introduction for Shoehorn With Teeth, which was later adapted into Dan Vs. Cog.

"Who's going to wear my sandals stained with Coca-Cola?"

Adapted from a line in Mono Puff's Poison Flowers.