Corny jokes

Doctor, doctor. i keep thinking i'm a telephone.keep taking them pills and if you don't feel better give me a ring.

What did the trafic light say to the car? Don't look now i'm changing.

Q: What do you get when you cross Frossty the snowman with a Penguin Vampire? A: Frostbite

Q: What washes up on  small beaches? A: Micro Waves

Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A: You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to meet his flat mate

Doctor, doctor every body keeps  ignoring me Doctor,NEXT!!!