WHAT REALLY HAPPENED IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN
		What really happened in The Garden of  Eden: The  untold story...  One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...  "Lord, I have a problem!"  "What's the problem, Eve?"  "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this  beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals,  and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not  happy."  "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.  "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."  "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall  create a man for you."  "What's a 'man,' Lord?"  "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad  traits.  He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in  all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger,  faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will  look silly aroused, but since you've being  complaining, I'll create him in such in a way that he  will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He'll be witless  and will revel in childish things like fighting and  kicking a  ball about. He  won't be too smart, so he'll also need  your advise to think properly.  "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised  eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?"  "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."  "What's that, Lord?"  "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and  self-admiring... So you'll have to let him believe  that I made him  first...So, just remember... it's our secret...Woman-to-woman!"