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| After having shaved Maria’s pussy, the molester decided to take her to his apartment. Due to some problems Focker had had with the mortgage, they were ejected from the building and had to find another place to stay. “Yeah, I was like ‘whoa!‘. We had to move to that cheap bunker near the mermen’s lair. Dude, I’ll never forget that foul smell of fish!”. |
| Evidence A: Maria's shaved pussy |
| “Whatsoever, Shaft said he wanted me for some naughty photos. I was like “cool, it's gonna be some real hardcore action or maybe some sick, hot porn!"; but no, look at this shitty pics! I mean, I was like ‘what the fuck?’ again”, the girl said. |
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| Evidence B: Maria's naughty photos |
| “Tell us, Maria, did Richter rescue you?” “Hell no! It didn’t matter how loud I screamed, the idiot and my dumb sister passed by and ignored me”. “You sister Annette, right? What were they doing when they passed by your prison?” “Hell, I dunno. I’m her sister, not her fucking nanny! I think they were on a date or something”. |
| Renard continued: “I was like ‘oh no, I’ve been here for about half an hour‘, so I decided it was time to find a way to escape. I waited till Shaft fell asleep; then, I quietly approached him, slowly took his keys, tried to open the door, and... shit! It had been unlocked all the time, duh!” While Focker was sleeping, two policemen entered the bunker and arrested him. Maria concludes: “I’m so glad he’s been arrested. I think that, hmm, well, I think that... oh shit, knock it off, I have nothing else to declare!”. While “The Black Priest” has been captured, the FBI is afraid that Focker’s niece, the nun Tera Focker, a.k.a. “Mother Focker”, might be still on the loose. |
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