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Real Quotes, From Real People
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|Restaurant Conversation|
Person: "That's so fake..."
Ricky Robertson: "Yea, just like Jesus!"
|Online Conversation|
John: "what are you doing tonight"
Meghan: "goin out with katie and becky"
John: "awesome, me too"
Meghan: "me too what?"
John: "going out with katie and becky"
Meghan: "oh okay...."
John: "so, where we going?"
Meghan: "wherever we choose its gonna be spontaneous"
John: "ok, well ill be waiting in the bushes"
|Ricky speaking of shit faced Derick at party|
Ricky Robertson: "Tape that fat fuck to the floor!"
|Masturbation Competition|
Trevor Lingo: "I masturbated 23 times in one day"
|Biology Class|
Mrs. Norton: "...blah blah blah male chromosomes" and then this girl says..
Christina (unknown last name): "That's why guys are stupider"
|Josh's Basement|
John Fields: "Dude did you just throw that booger away? I would have eaten it"
|Talking smack to the Reagal theatre manager|
Trevor Lingo: "you speak to me like that again and ill beat your ass"
|Making fun of a female freshmen|
Derick Bowman: "When are you going to shave that mustash?"
|When he broke a second xbox head set|
Josh Fleagle: "God fucking damnit, jesus fucking christ. Im not going to buy you a damn fucking headset. Thats fucking $17 fucking god damn fucking dollars. Fuck shit bitch. Damn."
|No explanation needed|
Chelsea Chipley: "Oh my god, Oh my god, do it again! do it again!"
|Ryan being an asshole|
Ryan Turner: "I can't go out with her, one toe is longer then the other."
|Ryan being unreasonable|
Ryan Turner: "I can't go out with her, she has a long drive way."
|Ryan being a smartass|
Ryan Turner while at Texas road house: "Do you have any tomatoe juice?"
Waitress: "Oh yes we do" (writes it down)
Ryan Turner: "Good, Then i'll have a Pepsi"
|Quote from Derick while filming "the movie"|
Derick Bowman: "What's your problem old lady? what's your problem-what's your problem-what's your problem!?"
|Mathematics Teacher|
Mr. Greene: "That's why it is real, because it is imaginary."
|Mathematics Teacher|
Mr. Greene: "This isn't example number one but here is the first example"
|Screaming as loud as possible high pitched during lunch|
John Fields: "Rub my genitals!"
|Idiot friend of Ryan Turner|
Friend: "John, why don't you call him and get his number?"
If you listen to conversations while walking down the hallway, you will come to
realize that girls say the craziest things. Here are a few examples.
Random girl in the hall way quote: "I realized I shouldn't argue with my dad anymore, he just beats the shit outta me."
"Well, someone is licking someone's asshole."
"I don't think I have big nipples."
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