The World's Most Versatile Word -- FUCK!

NOUN:

That was a nice fuck.

Who is that fuck?

I don't give a fuck.

VERB:

I'm fucked. (present)

I fucked her. (past)

I'll be fucked. (intransitive)

The game was fucked up by the weather. (transitive)

I was fucked [by her]. (passive voice)

ADJECTIVE:

It's fucked.

ADVERB:

He was fucking yelling at me.

INTERJECTION:

Fuck, what was that?

PRONOUN:

Fuckhead is a back stabber.

CONJUNCTION:

We were going fishing, fuck, I can't remember why.

Many everyday expressions show its true versatility . . .

Denial .................... I didn't fucking do it!

Perplexity................. What the fuck . . . ?

Apathy .................... Who gives a fuck?

Total apathy .............. Whoopee fuckin' doo.

Greetings ................. How the fuck are you!?

Resignation ............... Oh fuck it!

Derision .................. He fucks everything up.

Suspicion ................. Who the fuck are you?

Panic ..................... Let's get the fuck out of here!

Directions ................ It's way the fuck over there.

Rebuttal .................. Fuck off!

Disbelief ................. How the fuck did you do that?

Address ................... You little fuck!

Request ................... Why don't you go fuck yourself?

Exasperation .............. Fuck me.

Command ................... Don't fuck with me!

Excitement ................ Fuckin' A!

(Colorful) metaphor ....... It's a clusterfuck.

Simile .................... It's like fucked!

The word has been used throughout history by many famous people. Some of the more

notable quotations are ...

What the fuck was that? ..................... The Mayor of Hiroshima

Look at all those fucking Indians! .......... General Custer

Where's that fucking water coming from? ..... Captain of the Titanic

Thats not a real fucking gun. ............... John Lennon

Who's going to fucking know? ................ President Nixon

Heads are going to fucking roll. ............ Anne Boleyn

Who let the fucking women drive? ............ Captain, Space Shuttle

Any fucker can understand that. ............. Einstein

It fucking looks like her. .................. Picasso

Where the fuck are we? ...................... Christopher Columbus

I'm forever blowing fucking bubbles. ........ Michael Jackson

How the fuck do you work that out? .......... Pythagarous

You want what on the fucking ceiling? ....... Michaelangelo

Fuck a duck. ................................ Walt Disney

Why? Because it's fucking there! ............ Sir Edmond Hilary

I don't suppose it's fucking raining. ....... Joan of Arc

I haven't got a fucking clue. ............... Miss Marples

Scattered showers, my fucking arse! .......... Noah