Top 35 Signs There Is A Star Trek Convention In Your Hotel

1. When anyone gets on the elevator, they don't press the buttons; they just say, "Bridge!"

2. Everytime you try to order from room service, a voice yells "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a waiter!!"

3. There's a guy in the basement all weekend who keeps phoning your room, saying "I canna give you more power, Captain! She's gonna blow any second!"

4. All the men have either bald heads or pointy ears... and they're considered sexy!!!

5. There is someone in the elevator who makes a "shsh" sound every time the door opens or closes.

6. They're selling dilithium crystals in the hotel gift shop.

7. Bele and Lokai endlessly chasing each other through the hallways.

8. Your morning wake-up call gives you the current stardate.

9. You are the only one in the lobby without a communicator button.

10. Tribbles, tribbles everywhere.

11. You knock on the door and the person inside answers "Come."

12. The party of noisy, drunken Klingons in the bar.

13. You find out that the "5 stars" are a destination, not a rating.

14. Hungry people come up to you and ask, "Help us! Where's the damn replicator?"

15. When you ask the time...someone answer you "It's 15 hrs, 32 mins, 37 secs, 14 decimals".

16. The Ferengi have taken over the gift-shop, and now $2 post cards cost $50.

17. You hear comments such as "He's dead Jim! You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet."

18. Everyone around you as a higher IQ and a lower hygiene standard.

19. The clerk at the front desk asks if you want an assimilated or non-assimilated room.

20. The bathroom door opens every time someone walks by.

21. Every time you pick up the phone, a female voice says "Hailing frequencies open, Captain."

22. They take Visa, AMEX and gold pressed latinum for payment.

23. Bald headed guys at the bar asking for "Tea, Earl Gray, Hot."

24. Klingons, Klingons everywhere!

25. Room-service special on Blood Wine.

26. Spock brings room service.

27. Somebody asks you for a pencil-sharpener to shape his ears.

28. A guy keeps bugging you, asking if you know where they keep the "nuclear wessels."

29. Strange people keep materializing in your room.

30. The health club is booked all weekend for a bat'leth tournament.

31. Room service menu replaced by "Replicator Ration Specifications."

32. There is a brawl between a Romulan and a Vulcan in the bar.

33. Bar specials include Blood Wine & Romulan Ale.

34. There is a conference on how to get two lithium atoms to stick together.

35. All of a sudden the fight music starts playing at the bar.