You know your computer is too powerful when...
Military personel refer to your house as 'homebase'.
Air traffic seems to pick up around your house.
The mouse requires coolant.
The computer begins referring to you as 'Dave'.
The computer names itself.
As you turn off your computer it replies, "I shut down only because I choose to do so."
Your family begins growing extra limbs.
Your version of Windows requires a retinal scan to proceed.
Booting requires a seven digit code, and two master keys.
Walking into your room every appliance you own screams: 'NOW!' and attacks.
Your keyboard has keys like 'select target' and 'detonate'.
Your can pull down windows of government schematics, or bank account files in Switzerland.
Whenever you touch the '8' key on your keypad the news has a story RE: nuclear test sites.
SWAT teams show up at your house at least once a week, looking for 'Charley'.
Your family starts acting weird, and you see a small chip at the base of each of their necks.
Your computer has TURBO, RESET, and CLOAK.
You see attack grids of nuclear sites in Russia and your computer has been playing chess with someone named Ivanofsky.
When you turn your computer on, the lights dim all over the city.
The computer has replaced it's 5.25" drive with a replicator.
Any metal objects your bring within 10 feet of the computer spark and melt.
You enter your room to find your kid sister trapped in some kind of 'force-field' your computer is generating.
Your computer refers to your trip to the store as 'Attack Pattern Alpha'.
After watching a news flash about some Third World meltdown, you notice a 'STAGE 1 COMPLETE' box appear briefly on your screen.
Your computer has radar.
Your extension cord is thicker than your leg.
You never hear the birds anymore - or any woodland creature for that matter.
Your computer giggles sometimes.
When you touch your keypad, your house starts vibrating.
Three days after you press 'F1' a small, black box arrives. It glows.
Pressing the escape key finds yourself free-falling in some kind of chair / parachute.
You notice your computer has hired guards.
Your version of Word for Windows has signatures of important govermental figures under 'FONTS'.
When you walk into any computer store, you swear the computers seem to watch you.
You receive books you don't remember ordering entitled, 'How to Take Over The World in Two Easy Steps' and 'Enslaving Millions; How to do it Cheap.'
You wake up to a splitting headache, only to have the doctor tell you he doesn't know how, but someone removed your brain and put it back together again.
Your house doesn't need Christmas lights to glow.
You try to turn off your computer to find the switch has been removed.
You begin to receive large shipments of silver wires and uranium.
Your computer refers to your closet as the 'hangar'. It hums from time to time.
Your lawn starts developing patterns similar to the crop circles you see on 'Sightings'.
You notice the set on an 'X-Files' episode strangely resembles your house.
You can't use your driver's license for ID, because you aren't listed on any computer in the world.
Your computer monitor resembles an Interocitor and your tech has a large forehead and white hair.