CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY

The scene opens later in the evening following Falcon's dinner with his family. The three adults, Falcon, Jamie and Amber are sitting around a living room. There is a nice fireplace centered in the living room. After a few moments Falcon's niece and nephew Kurtis and Roberta. The two youngsters are dressed and ready for bed. The two climb up onto the couch and sit on either side of Falcon. As they are sitting a single bell can he heard. Soon a man wearing a cheesy Santa suit walks into the living room along with a scantily clad elf with cheesy ears. The elf is none other than Falcon's fellow Seek and Destroy stable mate Foxxxy. Upon a closer look Santa bears a striking resemblance to the leader of Seek and Destroy Predator. Predaclause then takes a seat and a large chair in the center of the room.

PREDACLAUSE: Ho ho ho Merry Christmas. I have come here tonight to visit this special family and I bear gifts for every member of the family. But before we get to the biggest gift of the night I see two special children who should be getting to bed soon if they want another visit on Christmas eve.

FOXXXY THE ELF: That's true Predaclause young Kurtis and Roberta. From what I understand Roberta has a special day coming up soon.

PREDACLAUSE: That's true. Young Roberta will be celebrating her birthday soon. Now Foxxxy the Elf what do I have in my bag for the wee young lass?

Foxxxy the elf reaches into Santa's bag and pulls out a large box. She hands the box over to Predaclause.

PREDACLAUSE: Well Roberta come on over and sit on old Predaclause's knee.

A reluctant Roberta walks over slowly and sits on Predaclause's knee. As soon as she does Foxxxy the Elf pulls out a camera and snaps several pictures.

PREDACLAUSE: So young Roberta what would you like me to bring you Christmas Eve?

Almost immediately the 3 year old starts to scream. Falcon' sister quickly jumps up and picks up her screaming child. Foxxxy then helps Amber by carrying the present for Roberta. While this is happening Predaclause opens up the bag and pulls out a small flat box.

PREDACLAUSE: (looking at the tag) This hear is a gift for you  Jamie.

Jamie reluctantly walks over to the demented version of Santa and quickly snatches his gift. Jamie then exits the room and helps Amber calm down Roberta. Foxxxy the elf then reenters the room and resumes her duties as Predaclause's assistant. She reaches into the bag and pulls out a small jewel box.

FOXXXY THE ELF: This one is for Amber, but since she is indisposed I'll give this to her later.

PREDACLAUSE: Sounds good. Do we have anything in there for Kurtis?

FOXXXY THE ELF: I'll check.

Foxxxy the Elf leans over into the bag, she mock searches for a few minutes as Kurtis starts to get a really dejected look on his face. After a few more minutes and just as Kurtis on the brink of tears Foxxxy the Elf emerges from the bag with an extremely large box.

FOXXXY THE ELF: I think this it.

She hands the box over to Predaclause. He shakes the box violently as he turns it end over end looking for a tag. He finally finds it.

PREDACLAUSE: Well can anyone guess who this is for? That's right young Kurtis. Come over here son and get your picture taken with Predaclause.

Kurtis quickly runs over and leaps into Predaclause's lap. The impact of the leap knocks the wind out of the unprepared Predaclause.

PREDACLAUSE: Easy there Kurtis, my knee's aren't what they use to be. So tell me young lad what would you like for Christmas?

Foxxxy the Elf quickly snaps off a couple of pictures before Kurtis has a chance to answer the question.

KURTIS: I want a DVD Player and the Entire CMW Action figure line. That way I can have Predator lose to Falcon every night.

PREDACLAUSE: That's a far fetched dream. But since your a cute kid I'll see what I can do.

Predaclause then hands the large box over to Kurtis and the young lad runs off to open it.

PREDACLAUSE: I guess that just leaves you Falcon. Is there anything in the bag for Falcon Foxxxy?

FOXXXY THE ELF: Nope.

PREDACLAUSE: You sure?

FOXXXY THE ELF: Yeah.

PREDACLAUSE: Well I guess we are done then.

Predaclause then starts to stand. He pauses about half way out of the chair, he holds that position for a couple of seconds before sitting back down.

PREDACLAUSE: Since this is the Holiday season I can't in good conscience leave with out honoring every Christmas wish. So Falcon come on over and tell old Predaclause what you want to happen to those 5 jobbers you will be facing at Juiced.

FALCON: I'd rather stay over here.

PREDACLAUSE: Don't be a Scrooge. Come over here and sit on Predaclause's knee.

FOXXXY THE ELF: If you don't you'll receive a Christmas beating at our hands.

Falcon starts shaking his head and reluctantly walks over and sits on Predaclause's knee. As soon as he does Foxxxy the Elf starts to snap pictures of this historic seen.

PREDACLAUSE: So let us start with the self proclaimed role model JRED. What is your Christmas wish for the lad?

FALCON: Well First of I don't take the guy very seriously, anyone who could confuse me with a female can't be all there. Either that or he secretly wants to hammer me. As for my Christmas wish for the guy, I want him to get a clue. How this moron can claim to be a role model is beyond me. I swear this guy must have been dropped on his head one to many times as a child. How else could you explain the attitude?

PREDACLAUSE: That request may be beyond even my capabilities. Speaking of head cases any wishes for Jack Frost or whatever Rayne Phoenix is calling himself?

FALCON: Out of all my opponents this one has shown me the least amount of respect. He will be the first man that I eliminate. I plan on teaching that boy the true meaning of pan. When I lock in the Falcon Lock I will not break the hold until I here all the bones snap. Once that punk is taken completely out of this business I will set my sites on the remaining four men.

PREDACLAUSE: I'm sure I can come up with something there to help you out with that one.

FOXXXY THE ELF: I already have several idea's for that. I'll share them later.

PREDACLAUSE: Um Falcon would you mind switching knees my leg is going numb.

FALCON: Uh, sure.

Falcon then switches knees relieving the pressure being applied to Predaclause's knee.

PREDACLAUSE: Now where were we?

FOXXXY THE ELF: We had discussed JRED and Jack.

PREDACLAUSE: Oh yeah. So how about EVS?

FALCON: Oh mister third person himself. Eric has all the tools to be great, but he lets his ego get in the way. In some ways he is very similar to JRED. Being a two time Lord of the Dance Champion he has an edge going in. He is use to week in and week out fighting more then man. I think if I can keep him around and face him as the last man in the match I'll be able to beat his ass from one end of the ring to the other.

PREDACLAUSE: That sounds like a great plan. I'm pretty sure that I can "arrange" it. That brings us to the last hippy on the planet Brett Taylor.

FALCON:  This guy scares me more then the Role Model JRED, anyone who can still think he is in the 60's needs to be taken out and shot. For gods sake man the 60's led right into the 70's. Which we all know and wish we could forget about.  Hell Disco almost killed the music industry. But enough about that particular rant. Getting back to Brett Taylor, Brett you better enter the John Labatt Centre with a "clear" head. If it's not clear you will find your back on the mat faster then Jenna Jamieson in a porno.

PREDACLAUSE: Trust us, Brett that is pretty damn quick. Isn't that right Foxxxy?

FOXXXY THE ELF: Damn right.

PREDACLAUSE: That leaves the man who took MY Crimson Glory Championship last week Riggs.

FALCON: Well Riggs you have made an enemy with the wrong group of guys. Here in Seek and Destroy we watch each others backs. Even though I am a new member of the group I will pick up where Predator left off. You got lucky last week in Montreal. You may have ended Predator's reign as Champion, but trust me when I say that the luck ends Thursday. When that bell rings Thursday I will beat your ass so bad that you will be calling for mercy long before I consider hitting you with the Falcon Slam or locking you in the Falcon Lock. Riggs I will take you to the far reaches of the human suffering, and then just when you think I will let up, I will beat you even further down. Riggs this is your day of Judgment. As far as you should be concerned I am your judge, jury and executioner. Riggs prepare to meet your maker this Thursday.

PREDACLAUSE: You know Falcon I am 110% sure that of all your Christmas wishes that is the one that I'll mover right to the top of the list. Now if you don't mind Fat Ass get the hell off of me before my legs completely fall asleep.

Falcon then stands up and helps Predaclause to his feat. Predaclause then picks up his starts ringing his bell and heads out of the room. Leaving Falcon and Foxxxy the elf to clean up. The scene fades as Falcon and Foxxxy the Elf exit the room carrying the big red Santa bag.

!!!FADE!!!