The scene opens later in the
evening following Falcon's dinner with his family. The three adults,
Falcon, Jamie and Amber are sitting around a living room. There is a
nice fireplace centered in the living room. After a few moments Falcon's
niece and nephew Kurtis and Roberta. The two youngsters are dressed and
ready for bed. The two climb up onto the couch and sit on either side of
Falcon. As they are sitting a single bell can he heard. Soon a man
wearing a cheesy Santa suit walks into the living room along with a
scantily clad elf with cheesy ears. The elf is none other than Falcon's
fellow Seek and Destroy stable mate Foxxxy. Upon a closer look Santa
bears a striking resemblance to the leader of Seek and Destroy Predator.
Predaclause then takes a seat and a large chair in the center of the
room.
PREDACLAUSE: Ho ho ho Merry
Christmas. I have come here tonight to visit this special family and I
bear gifts for every member of the family. But before we get to the
biggest gift of the night I see two special children who should be
getting to bed soon if they want another visit on Christmas eve.
FOXXXY THE ELF: That's true
Predaclause young Kurtis and Roberta. From what I understand Roberta has
a special day coming up soon.
PREDACLAUSE: That's true. Young
Roberta will be celebrating her birthday soon. Now Foxxxy the Elf what
do I have in my bag for the wee young lass?
Foxxxy the elf reaches into
Santa's bag and pulls out a large box. She hands the box over to
Predaclause.
PREDACLAUSE: Well Roberta come
on over and sit on old Predaclause's knee.
A reluctant Roberta walks over
slowly and sits on Predaclause's knee. As soon as she does Foxxxy the
Elf pulls out a camera and snaps several pictures.
PREDACLAUSE: So young Roberta
what would you like me to bring you Christmas Eve?
Almost immediately the 3 year
old starts to scream. Falcon' sister quickly jumps up and picks up her
screaming child. Foxxxy then helps Amber by carrying the present for
Roberta. While this is happening Predaclause opens up the bag and pulls
out a small flat box.
PREDACLAUSE: (looking at the
tag) This hear is a gift for you Jamie.
Jamie reluctantly walks over to
the demented version of Santa and quickly snatches his gift. Jamie then
exits the room and helps Amber calm down Roberta. Foxxxy the elf then
reenters the room and resumes her duties as Predaclause's assistant. She
reaches into the bag and pulls out a small jewel box.
FOXXXY THE ELF: This one is for
Amber, but since she is indisposed I'll give this to her later.
PREDACLAUSE: Sounds good. Do we
have anything in there for Kurtis?
FOXXXY THE ELF: I'll check.
Foxxxy the Elf leans over into
the bag, she mock searches for a few minutes as Kurtis starts to get a
really dejected look on his face. After a few more minutes and just as
Kurtis on the brink of tears Foxxxy the Elf emerges from the bag with an
extremely large box.
FOXXXY THE ELF: I think this it.
She hands the box over to
Predaclause. He shakes the box violently as he turns it end over end
looking for a tag. He finally finds it.
PREDACLAUSE: Well can anyone
guess who this is for? That's right young Kurtis. Come over here son and
get your picture taken with Predaclause.
Kurtis quickly runs over and
leaps into Predaclause's lap. The impact of the leap knocks the wind out
of the unprepared Predaclause.
PREDACLAUSE: Easy there Kurtis,
my knee's aren't what they use to be. So tell me young lad what would
you like for Christmas?
Foxxxy the Elf quickly snaps off
a couple of pictures before Kurtis has a chance to answer the question.
KURTIS: I want a DVD Player and
the Entire CMW Action figure line. That way I can have Predator lose to
Falcon every night.
PREDACLAUSE: That's a far
fetched dream. But since your a cute kid I'll see what I can do.
Predaclause then hands the large
box over to Kurtis and the young lad runs off to open it.
PREDACLAUSE: I guess that just
leaves you Falcon. Is there anything in the bag for Falcon Foxxxy?
FOXXXY THE ELF: Nope.
PREDACLAUSE: You sure?
FOXXXY THE ELF: Yeah.
PREDACLAUSE: Well I guess we are
done then.
Predaclause then starts to
stand. He pauses about half way out of the chair, he holds that position
for a couple of seconds before sitting back down.
PREDACLAUSE: Since this is the
Holiday season I can't in good conscience leave with out honoring every
Christmas wish. So Falcon come on over and tell old Predaclause what you
want to happen to those 5 jobbers you will be facing at Juiced.
FALCON: I'd rather stay over
here.
PREDACLAUSE: Don't be a Scrooge.
Come over here and sit on Predaclause's knee.
FOXXXY THE ELF: If you don't
you'll receive a Christmas beating at our hands.
Falcon starts shaking his head
and reluctantly walks over and sits on Predaclause's knee. As soon as he
does Foxxxy the Elf starts to snap pictures of this historic seen.
PREDACLAUSE: So let us start
with the self proclaimed role model JRED. What is your Christmas wish
for the lad?
FALCON: Well First of I don't
take the guy very seriously, anyone who could confuse me with a female
can't be all there. Either that or he secretly wants to hammer me. As
for my Christmas wish for the guy, I want him to get a clue. How this
moron can claim to be a role model is beyond me. I swear this guy must
have been dropped on his head one to many times as a child. How else
could you explain the attitude?
PREDACLAUSE: That request may be
beyond even my capabilities. Speaking of head cases any wishes for Jack
Frost or whatever Rayne Phoenix is calling himself?
FALCON: Out of all my opponents
this one has shown me the least amount of respect. He will be the first
man that I eliminate. I plan on teaching that boy the true meaning of
pan. When I lock in the Falcon Lock I will not break the hold until I
here all the bones snap. Once that punk is taken completely out of this
business I will set my sites on the remaining four men.
PREDACLAUSE: I'm sure I can come
up with something there to help you out with that one.
FOXXXY THE ELF: I already have
several idea's for that. I'll share them later.
PREDACLAUSE: Um Falcon would you
mind switching knees my leg is going numb.
FALCON: Uh, sure.
Falcon then switches knees
relieving the pressure being applied to Predaclause's knee.
PREDACLAUSE: Now where were we?
FOXXXY THE ELF: We had discussed
JRED and Jack.
PREDACLAUSE: Oh yeah. So how
about EVS?
FALCON: Oh mister third person
himself. Eric has all the tools to be great, but he lets his ego get in
the way. In some ways he is very similar to JRED. Being a two time Lord
of the Dance Champion he has an edge going in. He is use to week in and
week out fighting more then man. I think if I can keep him around and
face him as the last man in the match I'll be able to beat his ass from
one end of the ring to the other.
PREDACLAUSE: That sounds like a
great plan. I'm pretty sure that I can "arrange" it. That brings us to
the last hippy on the planet Brett Taylor.
FALCON: This guy scares me
more then the Role Model JRED, anyone who can still think he is in the
60's needs to be taken out and shot. For gods sake man the 60's led
right into the 70's. Which we all know and wish we could forget about.
Hell Disco almost killed the music industry. But enough about that
particular rant. Getting back to Brett Taylor, Brett you better enter
the John Labatt Centre with a "clear" head. If it's not clear you will
find your back on the mat faster then Jenna Jamieson in a porno.
PREDACLAUSE: Trust us, Brett
that is pretty damn quick. Isn't that right Foxxxy?
FOXXXY THE ELF: Damn right.
PREDACLAUSE: That leaves the man
who took MY Crimson Glory Championship last week Riggs.
FALCON: Well Riggs you have made
an enemy with the wrong group of guys. Here in Seek and Destroy we watch
each others backs. Even though I am a new member of the group I will
pick up where Predator left off. You got lucky last week in Montreal.
You may have ended Predator's reign as Champion, but trust me when I say
that the luck ends Thursday. When that bell rings Thursday I will beat
your ass so bad that you will be calling for mercy long before I
consider hitting you with the Falcon Slam or locking you in the Falcon
Lock. Riggs I will take you to the far reaches of the human suffering,
and then just when you think I will let up, I will beat you even further
down. Riggs this is your day of Judgment. As far as you should be
concerned I am your judge, jury and executioner. Riggs prepare to meet
your maker this Thursday.
PREDACLAUSE: You know Falcon I
am 110% sure that of all your Christmas wishes that is the one that I'll
mover right to the top of the list. Now if you don't mind Fat Ass get
the hell off of me before my legs completely fall asleep.
Falcon then stands up and helps
Predaclause to his feat. Predaclause then picks up his starts ringing
his bell and heads out of the room. Leaving Falcon and Foxxxy the elf to
clean up. The scene fades as Falcon and Foxxxy the Elf exit the room
carrying the big red Santa bag.
!!!FADE!!! |