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MATCH: OPPONENTS: EVENT: VENUE:
CRIMSON GLORY CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERS MATCH FUBAR; Rayne Phoenix & Abaddon CMW VENDETTA PPV DUBLIN IRELAND

The scene opens to a beautiful early autumn day. The leaves on the numerous trees in view are just starting to change. In the distance children can be heard playing and the birds are chirping. As the camera makes its way through the land it comes upon former CMW reporter Johnny Pelf and his fiancée Troy sitting on a blanket with a large picnic basket off to one side and a large bottle of wine sitting to the other. Each of the two is drinking from their wine glasses. Johnny stops as he notices the camera approaching.

JOHNNY PELF: If you are looking for Falcon he's not here. Now if you don't mind I am out enjoying a nice quiet evening with my fiancée. If I wanted to be bothered by the likes of the CMW I would have booked a better time to cut a promo.

TROY: It's ok Johnny. I understand if you have to take this time to cut a promo. Besides Dear we have all night to enjoy each others company.

JOHNNY: (shaking his head) I guess you are right. Besides as Falcon's business advisor I guess it is kind of my responsibility to speak on his behalf when he is unavailable.

TROY: That's the spirit.

Troy then leans in and shares an extremely passionate kiss with Johnny. After the two stop kissing it takes Johnny a few minutes to regain his composure.

JOHNNY: Well now where were we............ Oh yeah. I was about to speak on behalf of my brother in-law Falcon. Well from what I have seen Rayne Phoenix and Abaddon have FINALLY decided to start running their respective mouths off. First off Rayne Phoenix. Do you realize that the PHOENIX, for which you named after is a FICTIONAL bird? No, didn't think so. Do you want to know why Falcon was given his name? Well let me tell you, when Falcon first started out he wrestled under his real name, and the commentators in the MCW started calling him Falcon, because he truly was a high flying bird of prey in the ring. Now over the years and especially since his neck surgery back in 2000 Falcon hasn't flown nearly as high as he use to. Nowadays he relies more on his technical abilities then he does his high flying skills. But trust me when I say this, when Falcon needs to take flight in a match there is none better in the world today. So there you folks have it, the origin of the name Falcon. Now unlike you Rayne, Falcon knows that he is a great wrestler. Hell that can and has been said about the ENTIRE CMW locker room. On any given day Falcon can and will out wrestle any of you in any given situation. Take this Fatal  Four Way match for example. Already people are saying that Falcon is the underdog in the match. Hell for most of his previous run here in the CMW people said that, but I am getting off track here. Where was I?

TROY: Talking about Falcon being seen as an underdog in the match at Vendetta.

JOHNNY: Right. So as I was saying Falcon is being seen as an underdog going into the Fatal Four way, and you know something he could care less. You see any of the other men in this match Falcon knows what it takes to be the Crimson Glory Champion. Trust me when I tell you all that Falcon will do whatever it takes to win the match. Then after that match whoever holds the Crimson Glory Championship better be prepared to find out how a TRUE Crimson Glory Champion fights. But enough about that for now. Who all is in this match again dear?

TROY: Rayne Phoenix, Abaddon, and FUBAR.

JOHNNY: Ah yes FUBAR. The Hannibal Lector wannabe. Well FUBAR remember this well, when you step into that ring at VENDETTA you are in for the fight of you short career. You know it is such a shame when a man makes his wrestling debut with greatness. Because we all know that you will never, ever have such a good a match as you will have with Falcon. Falcon is the greatest wrestler alive today, and after you have fought him everyone else seems ordinary. I guess that leaves me with Abaddon. The generic "BIG" man. Well Abaddon you may not know this yet, but Falcon could really care less about you then he does his old stalemates in Seek and Destroy. To Falcon you are less then nothing, the day you learn how to do more then punch and kick your way over the competition feel free to give us at a call and 1-800-WHO-CARES!. Not if you people don't mind I think that I have given you all more then enough to think about, and I would like to share a nice romantic evening with the woman I am going to spend the rest of my life with.

Johnny then turns his attention to Troy and the two start making out right in front of the camera. After a few minutes the camera fades to black. The camera then fades back in revealing a different scene then one we just left. This scene shows the front exterior of the home of Falcon, sitting in the driveway in front of the house is a jet black Diablo. As the camera pans around the car CMW Star Falcon is seen walking out the house with his wife Denise on his arm. The two look to be in deep conversation as they approach the car. As they get closer to the car they notice the camera.

FALCON: I guess that the CMW isn't satisfied with what my business manager has to say. Well as for the match at Vendetta I have said all that I need to say. As you can see I am about to head out to the airport and catch my plane, and I would like to say goodbye to my wife. Now if you idiots don't mind turn that damn thing off.

Falcon then moves towards the camera and knocks it off of the cameraman' shoulder. The cameraman is then heard running away as the camera lays on the ground showing an awkward angle of Falcon's legs.

DENISE: WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? I SWEAR TO GOD THAT YOU ARE NOT THE SAME MAN I FELL IN LOVE WITH!!!

FALCON: YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING DENISE, I'M NOT THE SAME MAN YOU MARRIED. I'M BETTER THEN I WAS BACK THEN. WHEN WE FIRST MET I WAS A BROKEN HEARTED LOSER WHO WAS JUST LOOKING TO GET LAID. THE ONLY REASON WE ARE EVEN MARRIED IS BECAUSE YOU WERE STUPID ENOUGH TO GET KNOCKED UP. NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND I AM GOING TO DUBLIN TO WORK. SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T DONE IN ALMOST A YEAR.

Falcon's legs are then shown walking to the Diablo and climbing in. The engine starts and the car pulls away. After a few seconds Denise drops to her knees and starts crying as the camera turns to static.

!!!FADE!!!

Entrance Music: Don't you wish you were me by Chris Jericho