The scene opens to show Falcon's
wife Denise Pelf standing just inside the loading docks at the John
Labatt Centre in London Ontario. She is wearing a short black skirt and
a tight light blue top, that has a couple of buttons undone, revealing a
nice partial view of her cleavage. She is holding a CMW Microphone. She
raises the Mic and begins to speak.
DENISE PELF: Greetings folks I
am CMW Reporter Denise Pelf. I am here at the John Labatt Centre in
London Ontario. Where tonight CMW Juiced will air featuring a huge 6 man
battle royal to determine the number one contender for the CMW World
Championship. I am here awaiting the arrival of one of the men competing
in that match. He is the newest member of Seek and Destroy, and a former
CMW Tag Team Champion, plus not to mention my loving husband. He is of
course the man known simply as Falcon. I was called a few moments ago
saying that he was approaching the arena.
The door behind Denise opens and
Falcon enters the arena carrying his bags. There are two individuals
with him. A male and female who are walking arm in arm. Falcon sees
Denise with the cameraman and walks over the two individuals follow him.
FALCON: Hey babe, I didn't know
they would be assigning you this duty.
DENISE PELF: Me neither. But
since I have you here let's address your match tonight. If you beat out
the five other men you will find yourself with a world title shot, how
do you feel about the opportunity that you are being given?
FALCON: Well you know something
Denise I was blown away when I first red my name on that board. I guess
that the office here in the CMW is finally starting to realize just how
good I am. I mean last week two men had to hold me down so that Eric Von
Scott could regain his Lord of the Dance Championship. You look at this
match and 5 of the 6 men involved currently hold Championships in the
CMW. But what people seem to forget I am also a former champion in the
CMW, sure my reign as co holder of the Tag Team Championship lasted only
a week, but I will go down in the records books as a co champion.
DENISE PELF: That you will. But
many people including your opponents see you as a huge underdog going
into this match. On more then one occasion your opponents have knocked
your abilities and made fun of your name. JRED for example as taken to
calling you Sharon.
FALCON: What do you expect from
a head case such as JRED. All he ever talks about is how he is such a
"role model". Well JRED I think the time has come for you to be taken
down a notch or two. Yes you have beaten me in the past, but the past is
the past. I can come here and blame Archangel and Apoc for the lose, but
it was as much there fault as mine. It was mine for not realizing the
fact that neither Apoc or Archangel was serious about making a name for
themselves here in the CMW. Now that they are gone I am refocused on my
career. The reason I joined Seek and Destroy is because they offered me
something I couldn't refuse. They offered to watch my back, as long as I
willing to do the same.
DENISE PELF: Speaking of Seek
and Destroy the leader Predator has had some problems with one of the
men involved in your match Riggs. The other day you had some comments
directed at him, is there anything you would like to add?
FALCON: What a silly question,
of coarse I have something to add. I always do. Riggs when that bell
rings you will be entering a world of pain that you have never
experienced before. Once that bell rings the gloves are off. I will beat
your ass from one end of the arena to the other. You may have been able
to surprise the Predator last week. But to be honest with you Riggs you
caught the man on a downslide in his life. If the Predator was
completely focused he would still be wearing that belt that you have
around your waist. Personally I could care less about that belt, but
since I am now a member of Seek and Destroy you are now my problem. Hell
even if I wasn't a member of Seek and Destroy I would beat your ass. Why
you ask? The answer is simple I just don't like you.
DENISE PELF: Those are some
powerful comments. What about Eric Von Scott, the current Lord of the
Dance Champion?
FALCON: Eric Von Scott reminds
me a lot of JRED the two of them are very similar, they both think that
they are holier then everyone else. I will give EVS his props the Lord
of the Dance Championship is the hardest championship to defend here in
the CMW. Winning that belt once, let alone twice is a huge
accomplishment. If anyone in this match is seen as having an advantage
in this match it is Eric Von Scott. But experience in this style of
match can't compare to the home field advantage that I will have in this
arena tonight, isn't that right Aunt Karen and Uncle Joe?
UNCLE JOE: That's right Falcon
at least 98% of our family will be here tonight. Hell over half of them
stayed at our house last night.
AUNT KAREN: And for the record
Falcon that is the last time I am putting the family up, just so you can
have the entire front row at a wrestling event filled.
FALCON: I offered to put
everyone up in a hotel, but no one wanted to take me up on it.
UNCLE JOE: That is because you
found the cheapest place you could find.
FALCON: It was the only place
that had rooms available.
AUNT KAREN: Whatever.
DENISE PELF: Getting back to the
issue at hand. What are your comments concerning the current Unified
International Champion?
FALCON: Well what ever he wants
to call himself that moron seems to preoccupied with acting like the
Grynch and stealing Christmas, but more often then not the psycho's are
the most dangerous men in the ring, because you never quite know what to
expect from them. In Jack's case I think this is just a front to throw
the rest of us off. I myself am very worried about what he is going to
do in the ring. I'm sure it'll be entertaining to say the least, but is
he a threat to win the match? Only time will tell.
DENISE PELF: That leaves only
the hippy known as Brett Taylor, a man that at one time was considered
unstoppable by many.
FALCON: That is true Denise, at
one time Brett Taylor was nearly unstoppable, but that time is long in
the past. Brett Taylor is the classic case of someone sticking around
well past his prime. For gods sake Taylor you have gone from a world
class athlete to being seen as JRED's bitch. When you finally smarten up
give up the dope, you may actually be taken for a serious contender. I
for one don't think that you'll ever get anywhere near the level you
were competing at before you left. Now Denise if that is all I have a
match to prepare for.
DENISE PELF: I think we have
covered ever base. Good luck tonight Hun.
Denise and Falcon kiss for a few
seconds. When they stop Falcon reaches down and picks up his bags. He
starts to walk off followed by Aunt and Uncle. The camera then goes back
to Denise as she prepares to say her closing comments.
DENISE PELF: For the CMW Pre
Show I am Denise Pelf.
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