YOUR NEW CMW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

The scene opens to show Falcon, Tiny, Denise Pelf and Tiny's personal trainer The Overnight Male, celebrating backstage shortly after Juiced. The four notice the camera, and Falcon puts one of the tag belts on his shoulder.

FALCON: Now I know what you are thinking, Falcon shouldn't be celebrating like that considering he lost his match to Chris Conway earlier tonight. Well who cares about a loss to a bum like Chris Conway. You are looking at the new CMW Tag Team champions. Together Tiny and I make an unstoppable force. Tiny is over 600 lbs......

OVERNIGHT MALE: Not for much longer if I can help it.

FALCON: That's true Overnight. But for the moment Tiny is over 600 lbs. I am a former World Champion. And considering the fact that I am the man who trained Tiny. If it wasn't for me, the largest athlete in the world would be walking around aimlessly in this world.

TINY: That's not true Falcon. I was looking into opening my own restaurant.

FALCON: And that would have lasted about a week.

TINY: (quietly almost to himself) True.

FALCON: So Big man, how does it feel winning your first Championship?

TINY: It feels great. I can't believe it happened in my first year as a pro. If I'm correct that is about 3 years faster then it took you.

FALCON: True. It seems to me that you and I will have to defend these championships at the Our Worlds at War Pay-per View. What are your thoughts on that big man?

TINY: I could care less. It's going to be a long, long time before anyone will be able to pry this championship from my cold dead hands. You and I Falcon are going to dominate the CMW tag team division for years to come. Everyone is in the world is talking about how the Dudley Boyz are now 17 time Tag Team Champions. The way I see it, that makes them 16 time losers. You and I are going to set records with the length of our reign.

FALCON: You got that right. Whoever our opponents are at Worlds at War they will become the first victims in a long line. Now if you don't mind we have a celebration to get back to.

Falcon then walks back over to Denise, he kisses her then takes a long swig from a bottle of champagne. Tiny attempts to take a swig, but Overnight grabs the bottle and shakes his head. Overnight then downs the entire bottle, as the camera fades to black.

!!!FADE!!!