The scene opens on to show the interior of a very
expensive looking restaurant. The camera pans through the restaurant before
focusing on Falcon and his fiancé Denise Pelf looking at menus. Falcon looks
over his menu and sees the camera. He sets his menu down and addresses the
camera.
FALCON: Well it appears that no where is safe from
the prying eyes of the CMW. Well I guess that you are here for a rebuttal to the
comments made by my opponent Chris Conroy. Well I shall address that situation
soon enough. For now why don’t you join us, and catch a glimpse into the life of
Falcon.
Falcon stands up and pulls out a chair. The
camera man sits and relaxes as he continues to film the segment.
FALCON: There now that you are rested, I believe
that it is time for me to signal the waiter.
Falcon waves his hand, signaling the waiter. The
waiter walks over, takes the menus and pulls out a small pad of paper.
FALCON: Why don’t you order first dear.
DENISE PELF: Ok.
Denise turns her attention to the waiter and
proceeds to order.
DENISE PELF: For starters I would like the
Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad, followed by a bowl of Beef Consume Soup. Then for
the main course I would like the fresh Lobster, with steamed vegetables.
WAITER: And for you sir?
FALCON: I’ll have the same, and please bring us a
bottle of your best White Wine.
WAITER: Very good sir. I shall have our chef prepare your meals
right away. I shall be back in a few minutes with your wine.
The waiter walks off to enter the order. Falcon
then leans over the table and kisses Denise. After lingering for a few moments
Falcon turns his attention from Denise to the camera.
FALCON: I am sure you are all wondering who joined
us Tuesday night, as we pulled away from the arena. Well I will clear up all the
rumors, it was not my former Tag Partner and founding member of H2K. It was the
man who beat me for my mask in Japan. Many of you know him as Donovan Black.
Donovan and I go way back, he was in the area and came to the show. Afterwards
the two of us caught up on old times. Don’t worry though. Donovan has no
intention of getting back into wrestling, well for the moment at least. But
enough about Donovan, I do believe you are hear to get my rebuttal. Well let me
not waste anymore time.
Just then the waiter returns with the wine. He
pours Falcon and Denise a glass, then he sets the bottle into a finely polished
silver bucket, filled with ice. The waiter then quickly disappears.
FALCON: Now where was I?
DENISE PELF: I believe you were just about to
make some comments about your opponent Chris Conroy.
FALCON: Oh yeah. Well Chris, as you can probably
tell I am not really concerned about the outcome of our match. You claim the DNA
was out long before I came off the top rope. That I highly doubt, that punk DNA
had the air driven out of his frail body when I flew off the top rope and took
you both out. It was only a fluke that you rolled back on top of DNA when I
covered him. But that is in the past, come next Tuesday you will find out just
how great I truly am. By the time the bell rings you will have been taken well
beyond your limits. I plan on kicking your ass from one end of the arena to the
other and back again. I will put you in such extreme pain that you will be
begging the ref to call for the bell. But just before the ref calls for the bell
I will nail you with the Falcon Slam and finally put you out of your misery.
The waiter then returns with the salads.
FALCON: Well as you can all see, my dinner is
starting to arrive. Talk to you all later.
Falcon and Denise start to eat as the camera
fades.
!!!FADE!!! |