MEET THE PARENTS PART ONE

The scene opens showing Falcon and his wife Denise driving down a snow covered winter road in Falcon' sleek black Jaguar. Falcon makes a right hand turn and starts driving down a long drive way that leads to a farm house, shown on the barn is "Pelf Milk Farm". Falcon bring the car to a stop before the house. He reaches in front of Denise and hits a button that pops the trunk open. The two then get out of the car and meet at the trunk and start unloading presents.

FALCON: Are you sure this is going to go over well? I really think that your parents hate me because they weren't able to make the wedding.

DENISE: It'll be fine Falcon, I'm sure once they see how happy we are together things will be fine.

FALCON: Is your brother going to be here?

DENISE: Off course he is. He is my brother after all.

FALCON: True. I guess I'll have to be nice to him. Anyway Dear we should be heading in now. We have everything unloaded now.

DENISE: What about our bags?

FALCON: I'll come back out for them.

The happy couple then walk up to the house with their arms full of gifts for the Pelf's. As they approach the door, Denise's brother Johnny opens it and helps them in.

JOHNNY PELF: I thought I told you Denise that Falcon shouldn't have come. Mom and Dad want to kill him for marrying you.

DENISE: Johnny enough. Falcon is my husband and he has every right to have dinner with his in-laws.

JOHNNY: Well Falcon I would say its been nice knowing you, but it hasn't.

Johnny then takes a bunch of gifts from both Falcon and Denise and heads into the other room. Denise then walks over to Falcon and puts her arms around Falcon.

DENISE: Don't worry Falc. Johnny is just trying to psych you out.

FALCON: Well it's working. If I wasn't nervous before I am now.

DENISE: Honey you have nothing to worry about. My daddy is just like a big teddy bear. He wouldn't hurt a fly. As for my mom, as long as I love you she will to.

FALCON: I hope your right. Anyway I think we should get this over with.

Falcon then kisses his lovely wife for a couple of moments. Suddenly I voice can be heard.

VOICE: WHAT IN THE HELL? FALCON DON'T YOU HAVE AN RESPECT FOR MY HOUSE?

Falcon quickly pulls away from Denise and turns around to find himself at the wrong end a double barreled shot gun. The man holding the gun is well into his later years and is fairly heavy set.

MAN: Now I asked you a question, do you not have any respect for my house Falcon?

FALCON: I have the up most respect for you Mr. Pelf. I won't lay another hand on Denise as long as we are here.

Mr. Pelf lowers the gun and starts to laugh. After a few seconds Johnny comes around the corner laughing so hard he can barely walk.

MR. PELF: I'm only kidding with you son. Hell your family now. Even if you did rob me and my wife of the one day of Denise's life we were looking forward to more then anything.

DENISE: Dad stop it he feels bad enough as it is.

MR. PELF: Okay Sweetie I'll cut him some slack. So Falcon I see that you have a big match coming up Christmas Eve.

FALCON: That's true.

MR. PELF: So does that mean that our daughter won't be around for another Christmas?

FALCON: Well Mr. Pelf......

MR. PELF: Call me Dad son, you are family.

FALCON: Ok.......Dad the match is in Toronto, so I thought that I would drive out early in the day and be back before Midnight. That way Denise could just stay here and the two of us could spend Christmas here.

MR. PELF: (putting his arm around Falcon and walking him into the next room) You have just made my day son. This will be the first time in several years that both of my kids will be here. Hell Johnny has as a lady friend that'll be joining us tomorrow.  If you ask me I think this may be the one that finally ties that boy down.

JOHNNY: Dad quit it your embarrassing me.

MR. PELF: (Still directing Falcon through the house) Well enough about Johnny, tell me about this match that you are in.

FALCON: The match is a hardcore battle royal to determine the number one contender for the Crimson Glory Championship, which by the way is currently held by Riggs. A legitimate CMW Hall of Famer. In the battle royal there are five other men and a woman involved. I honestly feel sorry for her, but she did agree to the match.

MR. PELF: You didn't just tell me you were getting ready to beat on a woman did you?

FALCON: Well Dad it's not like I want to, but I will have to defend myself. These Hardcore Battle Royal are dangerous. There are people and weapons coming at you from all sides. My strategy for the match is to take the offensive and beat the crap out of every one that gets in my way. Be it man or woman.

MR. PELF: I can understand that. As long as you never raise a hand to my daughter you ok in my books. So tell me about some of these men you are fighting.

FALCON: First off there is my fellow stable mate in Seek and Destroy the Prince of Darkness. The way I see it once he and I take care of the rest of the trash that is in that ring he and I will go toe to toe and see which one of use wants the win more. In the last couple of days I have been doing some thinking. The way I see it, there isn't a man in this fed who has a better chance at taking down Riggs. Hell Riggs came back and sent Predator into a tail spin. The way I see once I take care of Riggs I will then give a shot to Predator. Predator is the longest reigning Crimson Glory Champion. In my eyes he deserves a chance to try and break that record.

Just then Falcon and Mr. Pelf enter the kitchen where suddenly Falcon is hit in the head with a cast iron skillet. Being unprepared for the assault Falcon falls on to the kitchen floor unconscious. Denise is shown walking into the kitchen. As the camera fades to black her voice can be heard.

DENISE: Mom how could  you?

!!!FADE!!!