MEET THE PARENTS PART TWO: ENTER MOM

The Scene opens to show an unconscious Falcon lying on the kitchen floor of the Pelf home. Standing over him is his wife Denise, her brother and father, and a woman who stands just under five feet and looks like she weighs about one hundred pounds soaking wet if she is lucky. In her right hand is a cast iron skillet. Denise's brother and father pick Falcon up off the floor and set lay him on the couch in the living room.

JOHNNY: Jesus Mom you really nailed him one.

MR. PELF: Why did you do it dear?

MRS. PELF: Have any of you heard the comments he directed as that hussy Harmony Taylor?

DENISE: What comments?

JOHNNY: The ones he made in London after losing the number one contenders match to Eric Von Scott.

DENISE: I didn't know he had a promo booked. What did he say?

JOHNNY: Want to see the tape?

DENISE: I guess.

Johnny then walks over to the VCR and puts a tape of Falcon's promo in the VCR. He fast forwards to the comments in question and hits play.

***Falcon reaches his car, pulls out the keys and unlocks it. Just before getting into the car he reaches into his bag and pulls out a small handful of some sort of grain like substance. He tosses the substance in his mouth and chews it down. After swallowing it down he pulls out a small water bottle, takes a drink then begins to speak again.

FALCON: By the way Harmony thanks for the bird seed. I prefer the deluxe kind myself, so does Talon. But thanks for the gesture. I know I should get you something in return, but I don't think my wife would like that. Anyway folks I have a long drive home ahead of me. See you all soon, and if I don't Happy Holidays

Falcon then gets in his car, starts it up and drives off.***

The tape stops playing and Johnny takes it out of the VCR.

DENISE: That wasn't nothing. I don't know what you are all upset about. Falcon was just playing mind games.

MRS. PELF: Are you sure that was it sweetie?

DENISE: Yeah mom, he has no reason to cheat on me. We were going to tell you this together but since you knocked him out, Mom, Dad, Johnny.......................I'm pregnant.

Mrs. Pelf nearly faints and Mr. Pelf walks over and starts shaking the unconscious Falcon violently.

MR. PELF: You son of a bitch, you deflowered my princess. No wonder you married her you son a bitch. How dare you sleep with my daughter before her wedding day.

DENISE: DADDY STOP. WE NEVER SLEPT TOGETHER UNTIL AFTER THE WEDDING. THAT WAS MORE FALCON'S WISH THEN MINE!!

Mr. Pelf then stops shaking Falcon, who is showing no signs of coming to and walks over and gives his only daughter a big hug.

MR. PELF: (nearly in tears) I am so happy for you sweetheart. When are you do?

DENISE: Sometime in the summer. Don't you think someone should revive Falcon?

JOHNNY: I'll wake him

Johnny then walks in to the kitchen. The camera stays in the living room and follows Denise's mother as she collects herself.

MRS. PELF:  (walking over to and hugging her daughter) If I had known you were pregnant I never would have knocked your husband unconscious. Why didn't you tell us when you got here?

DENISE: Well mom you knocked my husband out before we had the chance to do much of anything.

MRS. PELF: That is true. I'm sorry.

DENISE: Don't say that to me mom. I think you should apologize to Falcon when Johnny revives him. Speaking of Johnny where is he?

Johnny then walks back into the living room with a bottle of smelling salts.

JOHNNY: Sorry about that. I couldn't find the smelling salts. I had to take these from Falcon's travel bag.

Johnny then opens the smelling salts and holds them under Falcon's nose. After a couple of seconds Falcon starts to stir. After a few minutes he sits up with a confused look on his face.

FALCON: What happened?

JOHNNY: Mom hit you with a frying pan and you folded like an accordion. In all my life I have never seen anyone drop so fast. If my mom can knock you out with one shot I don't see how you stand a chance of winning a "Hardcore Battle Royal." What in the hell are you going to do when six other people are beating you with weapons?

FALCON: First off that was no ordinary frying pan and secondly I wasn't prepared for it.

JOHNNY: Likely excuse. I swear to god that I will kiss both your feet and ass if you win that match Christmas Eve.

FALCON: I'll hold you to that Johnny.

DENISE: Will you two quit it. It is the holidays after all.

MR. PELF: Plus you don't want to upset Denise so soon into her pregnancy.

A shocked look comes across Falcon's face.

FALCON: You told them without me?

DENISE: Well Falcon, you were technically here. Just unconscious.

FALCON: Yeah but, I thought we agreed to tell them together?

JOHNNY: Besides if she didn't Dad would have killed you.

MR. PELF: I wouldn't have killed you Falcon, just hurt you a lot.

FALCON: Ok. Well if  you folks don't mind I have some comments to share about my opponents this Wednesday.

MRS. PELF: Go ahead. I'm really sorry about hitting you with that Cast Iron Skillet.

FALCON: It's no problem. I just wish I knew why you did it.

DENISE: It's nothing to worry about right now.

FALCON: Ok. Well let me get business then. First off we have "The Alpha Male" Octavion. Octavion the one thing I have noticed about you my friend is that you are one cocky SOB. You know you remind me of myself when I first broke in to this business. For years all I talked about was how great I was. But you want to know what I realized? I realized that the fans don't want to here it. The fans would rather see you go out night after night and prove your worth in the ring. This Christmas Eve that is exactly what I am going to do. When I beat the you and the other five wrestlers involved in this match I will go on and beat Riggs for the Crimson Glory Championship. A belt that rightfully belongs around the waist of Predator, but since it isn't I think it is time that I won my first singles championship here in the CMW, even if it is the Crimson Glory Championship. The way I see a belt is a belt. Once I win that belt I will be seen as a true star here in the CMW.

Next we have the Scott Hall wannabe Slasher. Slasher let me give you a few words of advice, bring your A game Christmas Eve. There is now way in hell I am going zero for three in my home Country. If you want any hope at all of beating me you had better be at your absolute best. If you show up at anything less you will have your ass handed to you. Last week I wasn't focused on winning. I made one to many mental errors. This week I will make none. This week nothing and I mean nothing will stand in the way of me winning that match. When that final bell has rang it will not be my shoulders that have just been pinned. It will be yours or any other jobber that is in this match. At first I was furious at being booked in this match after being in arms reach of the World Championship, but I have decided to turn this into a positive. When all is said and done I will be the man that has earned the right to put that punk Riggs in his place. I honestly don't think that anyone else involved in this match has a change in Hell of beating Riggs. I have been in the ring with him and seen him expose all his weaknesses. As for the rest of the people involved in this match I could care less about all of you. Except for Prince of Darkness.

PoD I told you the other day that I would have your back in this match. I for one will be a man of my word. I only hope that you show me the same respect that I will show you in this match. If not I will personally eliminate you. Don't get me wrong you and I are both in Seek and Destroy, but there can and will be only one winner in this match, and I hate to break it to you PoD but that man will be me.

Just then there is a knock at the door.

JOHNNY: That'll be my guest. I'll get it.

Johnny then gets up and walks toward the front door.

DENISE: Who is Johnny's guest Mom?

MRS. PELF: He  never told me her name. He just said that she and he are old friends who work together.

MR. PELF: If you ask me I think that Johnny is sweet on here. Since he got here the other day he has done nothing about talk about her. Mind you I don't think he ever once mentioned her name.

Johnny then walks back into the living room carrying a half dozen bags.

JOHNNY: Mom, Dad I would like you to meet my good friend Troy.

Falcon's ex Troy then walks into the room and Falcon's jaw nearly hits the floor as the camera fades to black.

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