HAVING A RELAXING DAY

The scene opens to reveal a packed beach. There are tons of people sitting around enjoying the sun. Family's are scene playing games such as Frisbee and building Sand Castles. The camera makes it's way along the beach. As it does it starts to focus on a large group surrounding one individual. As the Camera gets closer you can see that it is none other than CMW Superstar Falcon. Falcon is lying back on a beach chair signing autographs for the fans standing around him. He notices the camera, signs a couple more autographs then begins to speak.

FALCON: Hey folks how's it going? As you can tell I am enjoying the last few rays of sunshine before the long winter sets in. I'm here in beautiful California. The state that saw fit to elect AH-NOLD Governor. First Jesse Ventura, then AH-NOLD, who will be the next to run for Governor from that Predator movie? If you ask me it should be the damn Predator. Now I realize that a lot you fans are concerned about my health after Tiny brutally attacked me last week. Well let me clear your minds. I am in near perfect condition. All Tiny did was give me a few bruises, nothing more. Now onto the business at hand, the upcoming Gauntlet match that I a part of. Well Dirge if you make it to me you better be prepared for the beating of your life. You will not, I repeat, you will not get past me at Juiced. I could care less who comes before me, but that match will end when I hit the ring and pin your shoulders to the mat 1...2...3.

Falcon looks down at both his arms, as if searching for a watch.

FALCON: Damn I must of left my watch up at the house. Does anyone here have the time?

DENISE PELF: About 3 hours after you said we would go out for dinner.

Falcon quickly bolts out of the car and looks at his extremely angry fiancé.

FALCON: (mumbling) I'm sorry I must of dozed off for a bit there. I'm sorry.

DENISE: You didn't doze off. You were out here signing autographs and hanging with your fans. Now why don't we get going.

FALCON: Yes dear.

CROWD: FALCON IS WHIPPED!! FALCON IS WHIPPED!!

Falcon ignores the chant and follows Denise to there beach house. The two enter, as they do the camera switches to an interior view, revealing Heavenly and Dr. Stubbington.

FALCON: Hey Heavenly, how's it going?

HEAVENLY: I'm good. Bill is hear to give you the once over. When he is done I have a proposition for you.

FALCON: Really it's no bother. I feel fine, my pain level is currently at a nice comfortable 4.

DR. STUBBINGTON: A 4, what's that on a scale of?

FALCON: 1-5.

DR. STUBBINGTON: And you think that's a good thing. Sit down now Falcon or I will not give you medical clearance to wrestle ever again for the CMW. I do have that power.

FALCON: Fine, but make it quick. I promised to take Denise out tonight. As for you (Falcon turns his attention to the camera). You have seen enough.

!!!FADE!!!