RETURNING TO WAR
ROLE PLAY TYPE: PEOPLE MENTIONED: DATE:
Developmental Harmony Hart & Mickey Boy September 18. 2004

The Scene opens to show a sprawling landscape, trees of several different species are shown all over the property as the camera makes its way across the property on its way towards the house. The house itself is a very large building made of dark red bricks, and a steep all black room, only broken up by chimneys at seemingly random intervals. As the camera makes its way around the house several expensive sports cars are shown ranging in color from dark red to jet black. Finally the camera comes around the house and shows a very large swimming pool. At first glance the pool appears empty, except for a few floating chairs. As the camera sweeps across the pool a lone swimmer is shown coming to the surface. The camera focuses in on the swimmer and he is immediately recognized as former CMW reporter Johnny Pelf. The brother in-law of returning CMW Star Falcon.  Johnny is shown swimming to the edge of pool and climbing out before he turns and addresses the camera.

JOHNNY PELF: Greeting CMW, it's been awhile hasn't it? Sorry for being away for so long, but yours truly is back, and back with a vengeance.  In case you were wondering where I've been and what I've been doing, please allow me to fill you all in. Since I was last seen in the CMW I've been an extremely busy man. First off I've been spending as much time as humanly possible with my nephew. That kid is the greatest thing that has come into my life since I got engaged. Now I know that some of you out their may in fact be wondering who I am engaged too. Well you all know and hate her, her name is Troy. The former valet and manager to the greatest wrestler alive in the world today Falcon. Yes you all just heard me right. That my friends is the other thing that has happened to me over the last few months since I was last seen or heard from. Falcon and I have become not only in-laws but really great friends. Over the last few months I have seen first hand exactly how much he truly loves and cares for my sister, his wife Denise. When she started having some major complications with her pregnancy Falcon dropped everything and rushed to be by her side and he never left it until after their son was born. Even then I had to literally drag him away, but enough about me. I highly doubt that the CMW sent a camera here just to talk to me. In case you are wondering where here is, you are looking at the home of Falcon in Guelph Ontario Canada.

Johnny then leads the camera crew into the house. The camera follow Johnny as he makes his way through the house, making turn after turn and going down hallway after hallway. Finally Johnny knocks on a door and leads the camera crew inside. Inside the room is what can only be described as 1000's of dollars worth of gym equipment. As Johnny leads the camera crew deeper inside the room Nickelback's song Woke up This Morning can be heard coming from the only stereo in the room. As the camera pans around the room Falcon can be seen lifting weights in one corner of the room. He finally notices the camera and sets down the weights and walks over.

FALCON: As usual you are early. I wasn't expecting you for another couple of hours, but what can you do?

JOHNNY: Not a whole lot if you ask me. I swear unless your Harmony Hart these guys show up whenever they want.

FALCON: That is true Johnny, I guess that is the reason that Harmony and Caleb are married. It's not love it's convenience. I for one and sick and tired of the CMW's quote-unquote "First Couple." Every single time I turn around some idiot CMW fan is asking me how Harmony is and when will she be back. Well for the record, this is the only time I am saying this: I can give a Rat's ass about how Ms. Taylor is doing. All I care about is when the bitch is FINALLY ready to come back I better be one of the first few people she fights. Because we all know that by the time Harmony is ready to come back I will once again be one of THE top stars in the CMW, but enough about Caleb's bitch, allow me to address another big concern about mine. The Crimson Glory Championship. Ever since Darrel Music lost the belt, 14 days after he fluked out and beat me the belt has been around the waist of a man claiming to be the CMW's resident Hardcore Icon. That man being Mickey Boy, well Mickey Boy seeing as you barely ever defend the Crimson Glory Championship I don't see how you can get away with calling yourself a Hardcore Icon. Hell you aren't even a Hardcore Wannabe. After I am done with you and I prove once and for all that my loss to Darrell Music was nothing more then a fluke. I will once again be the Crimson Glory Champion, you know come to think of it for a belt I never really wanted in the first place I am sure sighting my sights on regaining it.

JOHNNY: That does seem to be the case Falcon. I remember how pissed you were that one week you were in a match for a shot at the CMW World Championship, that I personally think you were robbed in, to the following week wrestling for the Crimson Glory Championship. I remember you barely spoke to anyone that week even Denise, but when it came time to get in the ring you proved to the world that you are a true champion.

FALCON: That I did Johnny. By the time the match rolled around I figured out that if I wanted to get anywhere in the CMW I was going to have to prove, not only to the fans, but the entire staff in the CMW that I was, and still am, Championship material. I went into that match with a point to prove and that point was on any given night, when you least suspect it I will win and win big. When I won the Crimson Glory Championship I won it off of the first CMW Hall of Famer Riggs, and Riggs had beat the longest reigning Crimson Glory Champion to that point the Predator. Enough of the history lesson for now, all that concerns me is where MY CHAMPIONSHIP rests at the moment, and that is around the waist of Mickey Boy. Mickey Boy for far to long have you sat around doing nothing, mind you I haven't done a whole lot other then raise a family since I left the CMW but that is the kind of thing a REAL MAN does. A real man goes where he is needed. A real man defends a championship when he holds it. A real man makes love to a WOMAN, and doesn't stop until she is completely satisfied. You see Mickey Boy unlike me you are not a real man. You are a child playing in a game where real men dominate. You see Mickey Boy when you and I step into that ring you are going to be taught a lesson that you will never ever forget. Not only will I regain what is rightfully mine, but I will leave you lying in that ring wondering what in the hell just happened. And that you will be wondering after you regain conciseness, because when you and I meet you will receive the worst beating of your life.

JOHNNY: You must really want the Crimson Glory Championship back. I haven't seen you this fired up since you ended Brett Johnson's career.

FALCON: You know now that I think about it, your right Johnny. When I last saw the former Archangel and Punisher he was sitting on his out of shape ass crying himself to sleep. He has finally realized what I have been telling him for years, that he is a washed up nobody just like his mentor Donovan. You know Johnny I realize now that I should have listened to you years ago what you've always been saying about those two. I wasted so many years of my career caring those two asshole's on my back. Just like I did with Seek and Destroy during my previous run in the CMW. I should have been CMW World Champion but I was distracted by far to many people, but I have mentioned all of this before. And I am getting tired of repeating myself all the damn time. Now if you people don't mind I am going to check on my wife and kid.

With that said Falcon walks past the camera and out of the gym, leaving the camera crew behind with Johnny Pelf. After a few minutes of awkward silence Johnny address the camera.

JOHNNY: Allow me to show you the way out.

Johnny leads the camera crew back through the house, and finally to the front door. As they reach there the door bell rings and Johnny answers. As he opens the door his Fiancé Troy is shown standing on the other side.

JOHNNY: Troy? What are you doing here?

TROY: Did you forget we had a date?

JOHNNY: Oh shit. I completely forgot. Let me get dressed after I send these guys on there way.

Troy looks at the camera crew before speaking again.

TROY: CMW? So the rumors are true. Falcon is returning to the CMW. Good for him, I hope this run goes better then his last. When you get back here later will you tell him that for me?

JOHNNY: Sure.

Johnny then quickly pushes the camera crew out the door as the scene fades to black.

!!!FADE!!!

Entrance Music: Don't you wish you were me by Chris Jericho