The Scene opens to show a sprawling landscape, trees
of several different species are shown all over the property as the
camera makes its way across the property on its way towards the house.
The house itself is a very large building made of dark red bricks, and a
steep all black room, only broken up by chimneys at seemingly random
intervals. As the camera makes its way around the house several
expensive sports cars are shown ranging in color from dark red to jet
black. Finally the camera comes around the house and shows a very large
swimming pool. At first glance the pool appears empty, except for a few
floating chairs. As the camera sweeps across the pool a lone swimmer is
shown coming to the surface. The camera focuses in on the swimmer and he
is immediately recognized as former CMW reporter Johnny Pelf. The
brother in-law of returning CMW Star Falcon. Johnny is shown
swimming to the edge of pool and climbing out before he turns and
addresses the camera.
JOHNNY PELF: Greeting CMW, it's
been awhile hasn't it? Sorry for being away for so long, but yours truly
is back, and back with a vengeance. In case you were wondering
where I've been and what I've been doing, please allow me to fill you
all in. Since I was last seen in the CMW I've been an extremely busy
man. First off I've been spending as much time as humanly possible with
my nephew. That kid is the greatest thing that has come into my life
since I got engaged. Now I know that some of you out their may in fact
be wondering who I am engaged too. Well you all know and hate her, her
name is Troy. The former valet and manager to the greatest wrestler
alive in the world today Falcon. Yes you all just heard me right. That
my friends is the other thing that has happened to me over the last few
months since I was last seen or heard from. Falcon and I have become not
only in-laws but really great friends. Over the last few months I have
seen first hand exactly how much he truly loves and cares for my sister,
his wife Denise. When she started having some major complications with
her pregnancy Falcon dropped everything and rushed to be by her side and
he never left it until after their son was born. Even then I had to
literally drag him away, but enough about me. I highly doubt that the
CMW sent a camera here just to talk to me. In case you are wondering
where here is, you are looking at the home of Falcon in Guelph Ontario
Canada.
Johnny then leads the camera crew into the house. The
camera follow Johnny as he makes his way through the house, making turn
after turn and going down hallway after hallway. Finally Johnny knocks
on a door and leads the camera crew inside. Inside the room is what can
only be described as 1000's of dollars worth of gym equipment. As Johnny
leads the camera crew deeper inside the room Nickelback's song Woke up
This Morning can be heard coming from the only stereo in the room. As
the camera pans around the room Falcon can be seen lifting weights in
one corner of the room. He finally notices the camera and sets down the
weights and walks over.
FALCON:
As usual you are early. I wasn't expecting you for another couple of
hours, but what can you do?
JOHNNY:
Not a whole lot if you ask me. I swear unless your Harmony Hart these
guys show up whenever they want.
FALCON:
That is true Johnny, I guess that is the reason that Harmony and Caleb
are married. It's not love it's convenience. I for one and sick and
tired of the CMW's quote-unquote "First Couple." Every single time I
turn around some idiot CMW fan is asking me how Harmony is and when will
she be back. Well for the record, this is the only time I am saying
this: I can give a Rat's ass about how Ms. Taylor is doing. All I care
about is when the bitch is FINALLY ready to come back I better be one of
the first few people she fights. Because we all know that by the time
Harmony is ready to come back I will once again be one of THE top stars
in the CMW, but enough about Caleb's bitch, allow me to address another
big concern about mine. The Crimson Glory Championship. Ever since
Darrel Music lost the belt, 14 days after he fluked out and beat me the
belt has been around the waist of a man claiming to be the CMW's
resident Hardcore Icon. That man being Mickey Boy, well Mickey Boy
seeing as you barely ever defend the Crimson Glory Championship I don't
see how you can get away with calling yourself a Hardcore Icon. Hell you
aren't even a Hardcore Wannabe. After I am done with you and I prove
once and for all that my loss to Darrell Music was nothing more then a
fluke. I will once again be the Crimson Glory Champion, you know come to
think of it for a belt I never really wanted in the first place I am
sure sighting my sights on regaining it.
JOHNNY:
That does seem to be the case Falcon. I remember how pissed you were
that one week you were in a match for a shot at the CMW World
Championship, that I personally think you were robbed in, to the
following week wrestling for the Crimson Glory Championship. I remember
you barely spoke to anyone that week even Denise, but when it came time
to get in the ring you proved to the world that you are a true champion.
FALCON:
That I did Johnny. By the time the match rolled around I figured out
that if I wanted to get anywhere in the CMW I was going to have to
prove, not only to the fans, but the entire staff in the CMW that I was,
and still am, Championship material. I went into that match with a point
to prove and that point was on any given night, when you least suspect
it I will win and win big. When I won the Crimson Glory Championship I
won it off of the first CMW Hall of Famer Riggs, and Riggs had beat the
longest reigning Crimson Glory Champion to that point the Predator.
Enough of the history lesson for now, all that concerns me is where MY
CHAMPIONSHIP rests at the moment, and that is around the waist of Mickey
Boy. Mickey Boy for far to long have you sat around doing nothing, mind
you I haven't done a whole lot other then raise a family since I left
the CMW but that is the kind of thing a REAL MAN does. A real man goes
where he is needed. A real man defends a championship when he holds it.
A real man makes love to a WOMAN, and doesn't stop until she is
completely satisfied. You see Mickey Boy unlike me you are not a real
man. You are a child playing in a game where real men dominate. You see
Mickey Boy when you and I step into that ring you are going to be taught
a lesson that you will never ever forget. Not only will I regain what is
rightfully mine, but I will leave you lying in that ring wondering what
in the hell just happened. And that you will be wondering after you
regain conciseness, because when you and I meet you will receive the
worst beating of your life.
JOHNNY:
You must really want the Crimson Glory Championship back. I haven't seen
you this fired up since you ended Brett Johnson's career.
FALCON:
You know now that I think about it, your right Johnny. When I last saw
the former Archangel and Punisher he was sitting on his out of shape ass
crying himself to sleep. He has finally realized what I have been
telling him for years, that he is a washed up nobody just like his
mentor Donovan. You know Johnny I realize now that I should have
listened to you years ago what you've always been saying about those
two. I wasted so many years of my career caring those two asshole's on
my back. Just like I did with Seek and Destroy during my previous run in
the CMW. I should have been CMW World Champion but I was distracted by
far to many people, but I have mentioned all of this before. And I am
getting tired of repeating myself all the damn time. Now if you people
don't mind I am going to check on my wife and kid.
With that said Falcon
walks past the camera and out of the gym, leaving the camera crew behind
with Johnny Pelf. After a few minutes of awkward silence Johnny address
the camera.
JOHNNY:
Allow me to show you the way out.
Johnny leads the camera
crew back through the house, and finally to the front door. As they
reach there the door bell rings and Johnny answers. As he opens the door
his Fiancé Troy is shown standing on the other side.
JOHNNY:
Troy? What are you doing here?
TROY: Did
you forget we had a date?
JOHNNY:
Oh shit. I completely forgot. Let me get dressed after I send these guys
on there way.
Troy looks at the camera
crew before speaking again.
TROY:
CMW? So the rumors are true. Falcon is returning to the CMW. Good for
him, I hope this run goes better then his last. When you get back here
later will you tell him that for me?
JOHNNY:
Sure.
Johnny then quickly
pushes the camera crew out the door as the scene fades to black.
!!!FADE!!!