NOT TAKING CHRIS CONROY SERIOUSLY

The scene opens to show an empty arena. Suddenly The arena lights go out and a lone spotlight shines through out the arena. The spotlight finally rests at the ring entrance and few seconds later bright gold pyro shoots down from the roof, once the pyro is done, Falcon finally steps into the arena and slowly heads to the ring, with Tiny by his side. Falcon circles the ring once before sliding in, as Tiny steps over the top rope. Once Falcon is in the ring he climbs a turnbuckle and poses for the "fans". Falcon then steps off the turnbuckle and heads to the center of the ring, where Tiny is standing. Tiny hands Falcon a microphone.

FALCON: How is everyone here tonight in Phoenix Arizona?

Falcon pauses for a moment, seemingly waiting for a reply from the empty arena. After a few moments of awkward silence Falcon continues.

FALCON: Why is that Mick Foley can get a reaction with lines like that and I can't? Ah who cares. I am out here tonight to introduce the world to the man, the myth, the legend. Yes folks you got it right the first time. Please allow me to introduce to you "the Icon" Chris Conroy.

The lights go dim and white strobe lights come to life as fog flows from the fans set up next to the entrance-way. "One Man Army": blasts over the P.A. system and a midget dressed as Chris Conway steps out slowly onto the stage. He slowly raises both hands to the air and surveys the crowd. The Midget Conway continues his trip to the ring and slides in the ring. He walks to the opposite turnbuckle, climbs the middle rope, and raises his arms into the air. Before climbing back down and walking over to Falcon. The two shake hands, then Falcon continues on the microphone.

FALCON: Now Chris, you and I have a match this Tuesday on Juiced, do you have any last comments?

Falcon lowers the microphone to the midget's level and then quickly pulls it away before the midget has a chance to respond.

FALCON: Didn't think so. Well anyway when the two of us meet in the ring do you honestly believe you can beat me?

Falcon once again lowers the microphone to the midget's level and once again quickly pulls it away.

FALCON: You sure don't have a lot to say do you Chris?

For the third time Falcon lowers the microphone to the midget, this time as Falcon tries to lift the microphone the midget kick him in the shin and takes the microphone.

MIDGET: Actually I have a fair bit to say. It's just that most of the time I don't make much sense.

The Midget then shakes his head and tosses the microphone back to Falcon. Falcon catches the microphone with ease and glares at the midget.

FALCON: Now Chris that was not a very nice thing to do. Do you know what happens to people who are not nice to me?

The Midget shakes his head as Tiny moves himself behind him.

FALCON: Tiny why don't you show him for me.

Tiny then kicks the midget in the back, sending the little guy right into Falcon. Falcon the drops the Microphone and helps the midget back to his feet. Falcon then pushes the midget back into Tiny who grabs him and Power bombs him to the mat. Falcon then casually lays on top of the midget as Tiny makes the count 1..2..3. Falcon then gets up and celebrates as if he had just won a world Championship. As Falcon is celebrating Tiny pick up the microphone and hands it back to Falcon.

FALCON: Hey big man, did you see how easy that was? One move and Chris was out. How he ever managed to share a win with me I'll never know. How am I suppose to take a guy seriously if he can't even survive a single power bomb? I guess I'll find out this Tuesday at Juiced. What do you say we get out of here for now?

Falcon and Tiny then leave the ring as a couple of medics run down and check on the midget.

!!!FADE!!!